Not that fat guido in the middle.. the bare chested hottie on the left
Guy in the middle let us partake with his significant other while he watched

 

I swear Yummy.. you post here everyday.. but never read shit!

 

Seriously though.. you're 2 degrees from "Kaden"

 

Well, firstly, not a great multitasker and I do skim the previous posts I've missed. But, like I said, I'm not at all following the joke on the previous page and the context of how you are Kaden Nguyen.

 

Majofo is the white guy on the left

 

and is your wife seriously so into Kaden that you know about him?

 

That's Matt

 

I guess there's not many Manly vietdongs.. all my viet khmer peeps are skinny AF..

 

No no matt is in the right. Get your fucking story straight

 

Good thing it's not jokesplain tuesday anymore.. more pics tomorrow.

 

Matt is on the left..
Someone straighten out Taco..

Not in a.. he's ghey.. remove the propensity he has to suck cock..
but meaning.. clarify the situation to him.

 

Considering the number of images he circulates and again, he's Vietnamese, um yeah.

And since I do work out quite a bit, the wife has compared us. And no, I'm not delusional to say I'm his size. Don't forget I'm 145 lbs. soaking wet.

 

And who the eff is Matt? Mizouse?

 

Jokes on you. Everyone in the photo is Matt. Mind blown.

 

Taco, knock that shit off

I tried

 

Open thy mouf Kurt. I have a big surprise for you

 

You tried?

You barely half-assed it. Just like Taco was barely half-assing his address/streetview mission before.

Between the two of you bare half-asses, there isn't even one whole ass.

But I bet if your two bare asses got together there'd be more than one whole dong between them.

 

Don't make me fly down and fuck your full ass, FJ

 

Okay...I'm a bit more educated now.


Mind. Blown. And no, not "blown" in the lewd way you bozos like to take it.

 

We don't take it. We shake it.

 

If I'm only half an ass, does that mean I'm only half full of shit?

 

That's not how it works Taco

 

 

Can you draw me a diagram, please?

 

Dammit so there's no redeeming myself for being a half ass?

 

So, I stopped by the Honda dealer today to set up an appointment for some work on the RDX, to my surprise, I ended up parked next to this!!!

 

Did you key it? You should have.

 

And then you should have stolen the turbo from out of the engine bay

 

And had sex with the center exhaust pipe

 

I'm just surprised to have even seen one, especially in my town of 12,500 people in rural Mississippi... It's been the buzz around there today... Hmmm... Seems like I read the first one was sold about 6 days ago, I thought they were out for months now...

 

They will sell plenty of these and there are rumors of at least two other variants coming out. A more extreme one, and a GT version (which I bet will have an Acura badge). There will be no shortage of CTRs

 

Ooh... I think I figured out an analogy for Yummy to understand what's going on:

Majofo (Accord) is on the right in the picture. Kaden Nguyen (Mustang) is giving the thumbsup in the picture.

 

 

That's one fugly Ford Escort

 

Majofo: Thank you.


I am enlightened.

 

Its beautiful in person, almost

 

leave this thread for once, and find it!

 

Are you talking about my brand image.. because I can assure you.. it beautiful and even bigger IRL

 

Also.. Eric.. Wudi..
I bet you wood

 

Ihatecars Matt. Whatever happened to that guy?

i remember we had a cen cal go cart meet and he schooled all of us