We love jeffuccboi.. but we love his girl even more.

 

Hey I'm glad you updated your signature. I actually wanted to use that line on FJ a few days ago

 

I was like stop crying and clean out the sand from your vajayjay!

 

People just getting butthurt. Words are taken way too seriously on forums. If Matt said that in person to someone, they'd just laugh. Until he crushed their wind pipe.

 

Who?

 

I didn't update signature.. I noticed it disappears.. oh @thoiboi.. better create a thread for Jason..

 

after we sparred for a bit, I got to understand you and your humor! even if it is quite dark. dead babies!? where?!

 

With my gon cak! #wrecked

 

It's dick print Wednesday.. here's a recent shot of me doing some sponsor shit

 

i want to be like you.

 

Soory. I had to go buy some beverages.

 

sell out

 

I'm trying to get my branddick out there

 

Is that a phablet in your pocket or are you just really short?

 

Hmm. Note to self: phone case shaped like a dong so it looks like you're well endowed when you're carrying it.

Million $$ idea.

 

Never an original idea FJ.. that's why you can't have nice things

 

There's also one for the iPhone.. except it's a dildo and you stick up your pussyasshole

 

Dammit.

Always a day late and a dollar dong short.

 

Soooo confused.

Maj is Kaden Nguyen?!?

 

Why don't you post my fucking address while you're at it..

 

So, you're saying you're Kaden Nguyen?

Seriously, I'm not following the gag at all. Excuse my slowness.

 

Oh, @TacoBello... Your services are requested.

 

I'm starting to think Yummy really is a robot with the way he seems to process everything logically.

Yummy:

#include <stdio.h>

main( )
{
printf("hello, acrazime\n");
}

 

heh... And Yummy said "not following the gag".

Guess he didn't see anything spectacular about your pocket power.

 

FWIW, I don't get at least 3 quarters of the jokes and snarking (about others) being posted in here.

 

Kaden Nguyen is very impressive physically. And how do I know of him? My wife is Vietnamese.

 

Yumcha, your avatar has been that head for too long

 

Majofo (AKA Matt Joe Fostein) lives at 123 Fake Street, Blue Waffles, Buffalo.

 

I suppose. I could change it sometime.

Let me find another robot.

 

Then why do you "try" to participate?

You're becoming more and more Robotbish
Wait.. not Robot Bitch.. but more like Robb

Anyways.. my name is Matt.. I'm not actually vietnamese, but that is me.
I got in with the Vietcong gang early on and just stayed a part of the community

That's not a phablet in my pants.. that's my Vietdong

 

And all I do is Nguyen

 

And the street view?

 

You can tell your wife you know "Kaden" personally..

 

 

Stupid bike riders got in front of the Google van

 

Is that Yummy's house?

 

Google street van puts camera on bottom of vehicle in asia to get best creep pics.. #themoreyouknow

 

I would if I knew what the joke/gag was about...?

If I was like Mr. Goodell, please shoot me.

 

The perspective makes everything seem taller.

That's a trick I learned from Carlos Danger.

 

Here's me and a fellow Aziner