H!

 

Oh, hello vodka. What's that you say?



Oh. Well in that case...

 

Yup. It's going to be one of those kinds of nights. And yup, bitches, drinks and loud fuckin bass on a Thursday night. This place is surprisingly fucking packed!

 

like your ass

 

and with that.. G'nite!

 

holy fuckin shit, i havent been to a club/lounge in like 2 or 3 years.
I think I'm getting old. fuck those places. lol

 

geezers!

 

Yay! Finally Friday. Just gotta finish the shit sandwich and wrap up sucking the weeks dick and it'll be time to relax a little.

 

I'm relaxing right now.

Not really...the rain really made a LOT of work for me.
And J has something special planned for me tonight, surprise. Hope I don't regret skipping my bleaching appointment but that's probably just wishful thinking.

 

Good morning Crew! Hope everyone is doing well. Doing a Spartan Race tomorrow, so getting ready for that.. J! Love you too broski! Thank you for the comment yesterday!

 

my Greek Spartan Ninja...

Love you too bro.

 

Get a room you two.

 

then who won't be able to watch though.

 

He's always watching...

 

Room with a view.

Or view with a room.

Just set up a TeamViewer session. ladiboi can help since he's from IT.

 

Just Punch a hole in the drywall from the connecting rooms

 

Eye level?

Or lower?

 

There's already a hole in the room you're staying in ladiboi.. put your mouf over it.

 

Who do you think put it there...

 

 

i love holes.

 

That's why you're here duh we love you too

 

 

Ah yes, the Acurazine Orifice feed! Good morning all!

 

We're assholes because it's fun.. not because we're assholes.. some exceptions.

Man.. I was really up in the air about this 2pac biopic.. not really feeling the trailers from the past 2 years.
But this b roll footage put me on... Looks great!

Rest in peace Tupac and Afeni..
Pac's birthday is next week.. would have been 46..

 

That's so crazy that he would still only be in his mid 40s. Cobain would be 50 this year.

 

Damn mang.. this gone be good.. I already feel the pussyitis welling in my eyes..

 

i honestly don't care at this point.

I'm not a regular carrier yet, so when I'm scheduled later in the day, there is a chance that I get called off depending on the volume. I have two weeks of annual built up, so I really don't care if I use it. Not like I'm going anywhere

 

What the hell B.. I thought you were popo4lyfe.. what you up to now?

 

Ahh. I see. The probationary period before conversion to permanent? Or something like that.

Still seems odd. You should transfer to Houston. We can use the help. Just the other day, I got mail for four *different* addresses. And once again, not just the neighbors around me; it was way off. Almost like they're trying to do it.

 

Just went to take a covfefe bc morning cup of covfefe kicked in
Was taking a fucking huge log.. then got into my deep black lunch coughing fit
I thought my asshole was birthing a baby cow
quickly vacated my bowels in two.. maybe three coughs.. well fuck.
#recommend 12/10

 

 

Well fuck.. where the fuck have you bean?

 

my vision isn't what it used to be. My stubborn ass only wanted to do CHP since it's so hard to get in and pass the academy.

I feel like anyone can be a cop, so I wanted try something more "elite". I dunno. I may pull from one of my accounts and get lasik done, and try again. Nothing to lose at this point.

Im a mailman for time being. Super easy, but I'm already bored with it. And I fucking hate my postmaster.

basically each office has a senority list..once the regulars retire, then the subs(CCAs) get moved up. Since I've moved offices and switched crafts in the year and a half I've been with the office, I'm not very high up the list at my current office, but some people are retiring within the next few months..if I moved back to the valley, I would move up in possibly six months, and I can hit up my hot, newly divorced friend

and honestly, how can someone mess up delivering that bad, most of the boxes are marked with the address and last name..

 

Been busy AF at work because layoffs/outsourcing. I've been browsing every now and then but haven't been able to post. What's new around here???

 

Scrubs mang.. still stackin' paper.. same o same o..

 

I'm sure FJ or J(hoe) can give a better recap..

 

wtf B, you broke up wit yo girl again..
You in Pismo too... shiett mang.

 

Let see...

Everybody is Joe, except for Matt
Covfefe
Harimbo got shot
Oh, everyone who posted on one particular day became a mod
No one owns an Acura except MysteryMeat
J stopped jacking it (his new prescription glue has killed the libido)
Adumb is still dumb and got to take a vacation
Justn got laidoff but then got cumback
and everyone else :ded:

 

What a time to be alive