Fixed... He lives in the South after all

 

Probably gnawing on a log right now

 

You mean twig right

 

You're assuming jeffuucccbouis

 

Ah.....


Should not have second guessed

 

I'm a terrible

 

Fuckin' thot. Always such an embarrassing. :handtoface:

 

I'm an adjective/gerund wannabe

 

you dolt, Mexicans come from the south also!

By the way... What is a dolt? I was under the impression it meant "handsome Asian with a 10" cock, bags of money and their very own chinee westauwant"

am I right?

 

That's me!

 

Hey MysteryMeat!

 

I heard the Mexicans that are slow to develop as compared to the rest of the Mexicans MM farms are the base for mystery meat. Coincidence? I think not.

 

I think my favorite mystery meat is still probably bourbon.

What is yours?

 

Also, I think Bob the Builder is a little bit incompetent.

 

No, scratch that. Quite a bit incompetent.

And he's only saved by his sentient heavy machinery.

 

Which is an odd premise for a religious program.

 

I thought he was a stripper..

 

fuck Joe...

 

My favourite mystery meat is crack cocaine

 

wait.., a religious show with transformers? Someone call Michael Bay asap...

 

No. They don't transform, they just talk and think and stuff. Like KITT in that old TV show, David Hasselhoff's Does Unbelievable Shit While Wearing Tight Pants to Show Off His Package.

 

 

You laughing at the swangas?

Don't laugh at the swangas.

Lives were probably taken for those.

 

Swangas on point.. but check out the stance cuh... poor excuse for a slab mang
Need more poke, more low

 

yall are the fucking best

 

Yes.. yes we are. Now open thy mouf...

 

Fuck yeah. Instead of installing those custom cut front fender vents, he could've used that money to bag the car... priorities mang.

 

Though those highly custom and highly functional front fender vents are pretty much worth their weight in gold. Pep boys told me so.

 

Judging from the lack of front plates on any of those cars, I'm surmising that isn't a TX slab. Must be Loosiana or Mississpiggy. Maybe they ride their slabs a little higher. Probably to keep out the flood waters.

But in TX, they stay similar to an ant because they low to the earth

 

Maybe it's hweet that you grow. Hhh-weet?

I do love to eat hhhhhhhhweeeet products. Whole hhweet bread, hhhhweeet germ in yogurt, heck, when I was a kid I used to just chew on hhhweeet seeds right off the stalk.

 

Yeah, I was in Natchez, so pretty much both...

Check out out my rental Jeep, RDX is at dealer for window actuator and regulator an other stuff...

 

I'm either banned from the TLX board or am about to get a short vacation. I couldn't help it.

 

Nah, that was acksually pretty tame.

Now, if you were to say, post his address and street view while simultaneously threatening to engage in carnal knowledge with one of his family members... that might get a second look.

 

I did snortle at the "second dumbest member with a spike through their head" A+ for effort there!

 

No one is dumb enough to do that..

 

Oh shit. I just realized what MM's showing in the jeep picture...

Bruh, you gonna get arrested and mouthfucked in jail. You're driving a stolen car.

 

Could be a fun night is what I'm saying.

 

Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

 

Taco is still wondering what swangas are.. (picturing a big pair of testicles)

Talking about swangas.. horrrreeee fuccccinnnn ballllllssss

 

Evening.