J is on that zombie flesh eating florida salts.. shiet mang.

 

mostly glue, breh

my z...


gimme kess, boo


how'd you guys like it if your ex's bf posts a pic of your kid (like TONS of them on his IG) and SHE comments "Dadaaaa!!?!?!?"
Yeah, me either.

No, didn't say anything.

 

It fucking says you edited it ninny..
I think you beat the batter out of your brain mang.
Ron is so going to smite you.

 

It's you and me...
if you really have a problem with it. I'll pull my own pants down for the flogging.

 

 

Well.. I won't let a good picture go to waste.. it's cool right, I only ask because we bros
Okay, full disclosure.. I'm already on 10 going on 11.. going to need a bigger towel.

dood.. for real.

 

Delete Social Media.

 

become a crab like i am.

 

Yes. One of us. One of us. One of us.

 

Yes, but with a different hat. Like a pilgrim hat.

 

you mean a cockel hat?

 

Meh...
I kicked myself off of FB and we blocked each other.
She made some bs accusations about timelines and how things happened yesterday and curiosity got the best of me.

 

Man, in all seriousness, just take a step back. I can't imagine how difficult it is, but there's little good you can do getting worked up over it.

 

No no...
I didn't act on it.
It just hurt to see her comment "Dada" to some other guy holding my kid.
That's all.

Z calls J "Mommy" all the time...but we don't find it cute and she insists we correct it immediately to avoid confusion for her.

 

 

of course my solution was post a pic on IG of Z AND me breastfeeding with some clever caption.
But naw...
just fkng around...I've kept it clean thus far.
Good fight. Good night.

 

You should not browse his social media J.. it's unhealthy

 

Bro, you gotta stop bringing up the ex. You say you're super happy and you've moved on but you keep bringing her up... everywhere. It's hard to move on if you aren't moving on!

And please don't take this as me trying to be a dick... that's not my intention at all

 

Especially not twitter. Twitter makes this thread look like Relay for Life

 

that was the first time I had...
J did once and I was like, meh...don't care to see. Of the last like 10 posts...
about 7 are about my kid. Which is endearing, but also a little odd.

 

There's no winners in the Special Olympics

 

Have you talked to a professional? You bring this up a lot. I went to therapy a few years back and it changed my life for the better.

I'm not the tough love type (I don't mind hearing about yall), but you bring her up so much something is clearly bothering you.

 

It's not a bad idea.

 

I know you didn't mean it this way but that sounds a lot like regret for a beautiful bundle of joy.

The rest of that post is about B and B alone. Sure Z was a product of the two of you but being a product of divorce yourself, I hope you know that none of it is ever the kids fault and you should never let them think it remotely is.

 

What I meant was it would be easier if she was just an ex gf or wife...because you both move on with no need for interaction or input ever again.
Zoe is the best thing I've ever been allowed to kiss hold and love...always will be.
She knows that. She'll always know that.

 

So how 'bout some dick jokes, eh guys?

 

Bring the whole bag, I'm fucking hungry.

 

Okay, one quick go back...

Next time you meet up to exchange the kiddo, bring a plunger.



No. Don't do that.

Never do anything I recommend when it comes to relationships. Evar.

 

Giver her a shovel and a "how to archaeology" book. So she can keep digging up the past.

 

NOPE. Not that either. That's a bad plan.

nope nope nope.

 

but what fuckin lid fits???!??!?!?

 

Fuck Joe.

 

Maybe a bunch of wooden spoons...

because the ones she has now must be almost worn down from stirring so much shit.

 

Justin, you were right!!! I've grown tired of the Camry so I bought a car like yours

So, I guess I'm one of y'all now!

 

Yeah mang.. a therapist will charge you money, but at least he won't try to jam his dick down your throat like us.
Kurt's got good perspective.

idk.. I have all these fucking lids, but none to this fucking jar.
fucking jar of dicks to be clear (verb).

 

 

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're silver TL butt buddies now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Who owns the rape van....

 

This day... IS. FUCKING. AWESOME!