YOTM = Yours (cock) only: that's (cock) mine

 

Canadien translator on Aisle 12

 

J be like..

 

other J be like..

 

@justnspace

 

one time mon..

 

Dat Vietman Chinaman mon.

 

Day 2 of chills, coughing out a lung, man flu (being a pussy)

 

Tired. Worked until 5pm, dropped a few of my things at my aunt's place out here, and now I'm going to bed because I have to go in at 4am

driving to Fresno after work if I have the energy

 

I bought 6 Birfday Bombs. Gonna get wrecked this weekend.

 

 

I love those workout/drinking mashups. Really helps me to define my life.

 

Trying to eat healthier.

I want a fucking slushee

Although, I learned that in n out is healthier than shitpotle even though you shit a majority of it out anyway.

 

Also waiting on that phone call of a job offer that gives you a 16% raise from what I'm making now.

I got kids to feed, houses to remodel and cars to mod.

 

Hey Kev,
Congrats on the baby, man...
I hope you're living well.

Also...I drove a minivan to work today. Not too bad!

 

iz dat ur way of telling us it's your barfday?!

 

lol...I bet so.

 

Nope.



It's okay. You've probably never heard of it.

 

Lameeeeeeeee

 

Yes?

 

Hola

 

Day 3.. deathwatch.. I don't know what I have.. but I feel like ebola and influenza became pneumonia and has incubated in my lower intestine.

 

ouch..


don't die

i think i may be planning a trip to A-Town this summer.. hate for it to be your funeral

 

Well, on the plus side... Sounds like it might not have been the craft beer?

Do you guys have zika virus out there? Wait. Do you guys even have mosquitoes or is it nice there?

 

Might be in LA this weekend for a funeral.. Probably Friday to Sunday.

 

shiet... badly timed joke.

 

It's okay..

Where's Adumb at...

 

dibs on all your home theatre and speaker stuffs.
and fuckin' A...the CB-1's jumped to $99

 

I LOVE that the guy looked stupid by waving goodbye

 

CB-1s go to my bro Jspace..
You and FJ split my craft beer stash..

 

FJ don't need that shit...
running out of .50 stash bro...
hook a ninja up!

 

If you died, I'd be too depressed to drink anyway.
Send me your childhood blanket that I know you have on your upper shelf in your closet.
It smells like you and I'll need it to fall asleep through the tears.

 

Haha nice. That GTR was probably stock though

There is huge FI support for the Z. Stock internals are good for about 550lbft and 600whp. It's not cheap though. To be honest, I probably wouldn't go past 550whp. That already seems like stupid power for a 3350lb car.

 

And wtf did you do to your innards? You ate nacho cheese from a gas station did you?

 

Fuck it, just get that bottle of Jack Daniel's. Teach that bug how you like to party. The fucker won't see it coming.

 

That's stupid power period

I say split the craft brew stash because not sure you guys can handle it..
If it kills me, it's definitely going to kill y'all.. FJ has a kid.. so..
It's mostly stouts, black IPAs, and sour ales..

 

J would totally turn my childhood blanket into a cum rag 10/10

 

Hit me.

 

LOL...
I wouldn't.
I don't even flog the dolphin barely at all anymore.