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Old 05-30-2017 | 12:33 PM
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luckily you didn't fall asleep and instead you passed out
well, I didnt have a jet pack to get the fuck outta there...


i almost expected to be woken up by angry sex
"you like those big ass titties, dont you!?"
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Old 05-30-2017 | 12:34 PM
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Does he have a sport differential? Does he like to watch?
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
well, I didnt have a jet pack to get the fuck outta there...


i almost expected to be woken up by angry sex
"you like those big ass titties, dont you!?"
anyone else getting an awkward boner right now?
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:38 PM
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the best part it...I actually am grateful to that guy...
1 for showing a weakness in my relationship...and for seeing it through and keeping her together enough to move out and get divorced...plus, he seems to really love Z...which is a must.

That's a great joke though...all my friends have incessant he must eat everything jokes

OMG, Justin...I thought you meant night one...yeah, that night at Hard Rock with the bartender...fuggin Juan trying to get me killed!
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:40 PM
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yeah, i think that night will be forever cemented in my head.
shit was cool but also awkward as fuuuuuu
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:41 PM
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LOL...
pretty telling that you experienced that 3 years before our divorce?
You saw some pretty interesting interactions...maybe I should have seen it coming.
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
well, I didnt have a jet pack to get the fuck outta there...


i almost expected to be woken up by angry sex
"you like those big ass titties, dont you!?"
I don't remember you staying the night at my place..
Old 05-30-2017 | 12:47 PM
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LOL...
I would venture to say that no car forum buddy has ever stayed at your place, Joe...
except maybe John Smith...
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:09 PM
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Where's Kurt at??..
I want to know if Dr. Kurt is a grab your balls and cough Dr. or grab your balls and squeeze Dr.
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Old 05-30-2017 | 01:11 PM
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Hey now. Don't talk about his Dr. That way. Show some respect! She's a grab and caress kind of doc. She's got that compassionate touch...
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inquiring minds want to know
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:14 PM
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Dr. Feelsgood
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:19 PM
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I prefer Dr. Feelgood instead
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:20 PM
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Ah, who am I kidding. I'm too pussy to try that shit.

Pussy.
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:21 PM
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too smart...
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:25 PM
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motherfucker beat me (dick) too it.. smart indeed.
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Old 05-30-2017 | 01:31 PM
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flexin on these hos..

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Old 05-30-2017 | 01:33 PM
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high schools were flexin on the gram before the gram was even the gram....
i sure did have a fake ass tuxedo shirt thing for senior pictures
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:39 PM
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1 dick, 1 cup

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Old 05-30-2017 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I was scared to go to sleep that one night she got mad.

I was sort of scared she was going to kill me in my sleep too..
Old 05-30-2017 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Hey now. Don't talk about his Dr. That way. Show some respect! She's a grab and caress kind of doc. She's got that compassionate touch...
dat bedside manner doe...
Old 05-30-2017 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
anyone else getting an awkward boner right now?
YUP.

It's like douche chills except worse
Old 05-30-2017 | 02:10 PM
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*cough*
Old 05-30-2017 | 03:51 PM
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listen to this motherfuckers.. and if you're not a motherfucker..
go fuck a mother or watch, cuck!

Old 05-30-2017 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Where's Kurt at??..
I want to know if Dr. Kurt is a grab your balls and cough Dr. or grab your balls and squeeze Dr.
She's ER.

So if you're planning on having a heart attack in the greater Williamson county area, you could meet her.

And i'm currently at war with my internet connection

Speaking of which, if it's my router, anyone recommend a wireless router?

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Old 05-30-2017 | 05:07 PM
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Yes. I definitely recommend you get a wireless router.

You're welcome. I gladly accept PayPal for my assistance.
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Kurt, what do you do for work? Besides provide handjobs to homeless dudes, that is.

Im not judging. Everyone serves an important purpose in a functioning society.
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Probably cooks, cleans, and keeps the house for the Dr.
Old 05-30-2017 | 05:48 PM
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AND gives handjobs to homeless people? God bless that man!
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It's like a soup kitchen, except instead of soup he gives blowies. And instead of second hand clothes, it's also blowies.
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I feel like I can learn a thing or two, from his compassionate self.

He will have to personally show me, though. I learn best by watching
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MOVE ON. And loose this number.
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I'm an Engineer.

And as far as the blowjobs, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

And don't post my address.

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Old 05-30-2017 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I'm an Engineer.

And as far as the blowjobs, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20
We should hot tub sometime!
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Old 05-30-2017 | 09:13 PM
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So many Engineers, this place is starting to seem like an Amtrak station.

Smells like piss like an Amtrak station as well.
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Engineer. Because it's fun to pull a train.
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Choo choo. Motherfuckers. Hope the tunnel is open because we're plowing on with a full head of steam.
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Might not really be an Engineer though. Could just be a switchman. Probably.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Might not really be an Engineer though. Could just be a switchman. Probably.
Yup, that's me

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Oooh. Head of the railway, eh?

Or just give head at the railway?

Rhetorical.


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