The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
05-30-2017, 12:33 PM
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Majofo (05-30-2017)
05-30-2017, 12:34 PM
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Does he have a sport differential? Does he like to watch?
05-30-2017, 12:35 PM
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05-30-2017, 12:38 PM
the best part it...I actually am grateful to that guy...
1 for showing a weakness in my relationship...and for seeing it through and keeping her together enough to move out and get divorced...plus, he seems to really love Z...which is a must.
That's a great joke though...all my friends have incessant he must eat everything jokes
OMG, Justin...I thought you meant night one...yeah, that night at Hard Rock with the bartender...fuggin Juan trying to get me killed!
05-30-2017, 12:40 PM
yeah, i think that night will be forever cemented in my head.
shit was cool but also awkward as fuuuuuu
shit was cool but also awkward as fuuuuuu
05-30-2017, 12:41 PM
LOL...
pretty telling that you experienced that 3 years before our divorce?
You saw some pretty interesting interactions...maybe I should have seen it coming.
pretty telling that you experienced that 3 years before our divorce?
You saw some pretty interesting interactions...maybe I should have seen it coming.
05-30-2017, 12:43 PM
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05-30-2017, 12:47 PM
LOL...
I would venture to say that no car forum buddy has ever stayed at your place, Joe...
except maybe John Smith...
I would venture to say that no car forum buddy has ever stayed at your place, Joe...
except maybe John Smith...
05-30-2017, 01:09 PM
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Where's Kurt at??..
I want to know if Dr. Kurt is a grab your balls and cough Dr. or grab your balls and squeeze Dr.
I want to know if Dr. Kurt is a grab your balls and cough Dr. or grab your balls and squeeze Dr.
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justnspace (05-30-2017)
05-30-2017, 01:11 PM
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Hey now. Don't talk about his Dr. That way. Show some respect! She's a grab and caress kind of doc. She's got that compassionate touch...
05-30-2017, 01:11 PM
inquiring minds want to know
05-30-2017, 01:14 PM
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Dr. Feelsgood 
05-30-2017, 01:19 PM
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I prefer Dr. Feelgood instead 
05-30-2017, 01:20 PM
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Ah, who am I kidding. I'm too pussy to try that shit.
Pussy.
Pussy.
05-30-2017, 01:21 PM
too smart...
05-30-2017, 01:25 PM
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motherfucker beat me (dick) too it.. smart indeed.
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05-30-2017, 01:31 PM
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flexin on these hos..
05-30-2017, 01:33 PM
high schools were flexin on the gram before the gram was even the gram....
i sure did have a fake ass tuxedo shirt thing for senior pictures
i sure did have a fake ass tuxedo shirt thing for senior pictures
05-30-2017, 01:39 PM
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1 dick, 1 cup
05-30-2017, 01:50 PM
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05-30-2017, 01:51 PM
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05-30-2017, 02:02 PM
Azine Jabroni
05-30-2017, 02:10 PM
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*cough*
05-30-2017, 03:51 PM
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listen to this motherfuckers.. and if you're not a motherfucker..
go fuck a mother or watch, cuck!
go fuck a mother or watch, cuck!
05-30-2017, 04:55 PM
Azine Jabroni
So if you're planning on having a heart attack in the greater Williamson county area, you could meet her.
And i'm currently at war with my internet connection
Speaking of which, if it's my router, anyone recommend a wireless router?
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05-30-2017, 05:07 PM
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Yes. I definitely recommend you get a wireless router.
You're welcome. I gladly accept PayPal for my assistance.
You're welcome. I gladly accept PayPal for my assistance.
05-30-2017, 05:42 PM
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Kurt, what do you do for work? Besides provide handjobs to homeless dudes, that is.
Im not judging. Everyone serves an important purpose in a functioning society.
Im not judging. Everyone serves an important purpose in a functioning society.
05-30-2017, 05:46 PM
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Probably cooks, cleans, and keeps the house for the Dr.
05-30-2017, 05:48 PM
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AND gives handjobs to homeless people? God bless that man!
05-30-2017, 06:08 PM
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It's like a soup kitchen, except instead of soup he gives blowies. And instead of second hand clothes, it's also blowies.
05-30-2017, 06:30 PM
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I feel like I can learn a thing or two, from his compassionate self.
He will have to personally show me, though. I learn best by watching
He will have to personally show me, though. I learn best by watching
05-30-2017, 07:47 PM
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MOVE ON. And loose this number.
05-30-2017, 08:18 PM
Azine Jabroni
I'm an Engineer.
And as far as the blowjobs, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20
And don't post my address.
And as far as the blowjobs, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20
And don't post my address.
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05-30-2017, 08:54 PM
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05-30-2017, 09:13 PM
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So many Engineers, this place is starting to seem like an Amtrak station.
Smells like piss like an Amtrak station as well.
Smells like piss like an Amtrak station as well.
05-30-2017, 09:13 PM
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Engineer. Because it's fun to pull a train.
05-30-2017, 09:14 PM
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Choo choo. Motherfuckers. Hope the tunnel is open because we're plowing on with a full head of steam.
05-30-2017, 09:15 PM
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Might not really be an Engineer though. Could just be a switchman. Probably.
05-30-2017, 09:23 PM
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05-30-2017, 09:31 PM
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Oooh. Head of the railway, eh?
Or just give head at the railway?
Rhetorical.
Or just give head at the railway?
Rhetorical.