hershaaaayyy kissess... taco taco..

 

Rewind clip popped up on WSHH..
Poetic

 

 

That's a good way to get the tazer.

 

Dat ninja irruminati..

 

Confession Wednesday..

I never chase checks
I chase chicks

 

I don't chase anything.

Too lazy to move. I'll just sit and watch what's going on.

 

Too many percocets, not enough molly

 

i chase what matters

 

black lives == bbc

 

 

Yeah, but I sweat enough that I feel like Trinidad James already. All of the downside without any of the up.

 

Afeni Shakur.. in commemoration.. rest in peace mama..

 

 

what did i just watch

 

Internet Gold -Trinidad James

 

I have never seen a crucified baby jesus before.

So that's novel.

A+ would look at the puss--, uhhh..., bible again.

 

For fuck sakes, thoiboi. Not everyone was scary and mean and crazy. Not everyone was happy and friendly. The people in general were friendly. But there was a whole lotta crazy amongst them. So out of every 20 people, there was one bat shit crazy. That's still pretty damn high.

And when the sun went down, the crazies multiplied.

Dont make me draw you a pie graph. Or a bar chart. Or penis pics.

 

Draw yourself eating a penis chart.

 

With a bar graph shooting out the tip?

 

Mm pie...

 

No dummy. A chart with a penis.

Here:

 

You're a pretty good artist, culo. Color me impressed! Pun intended.

 

By the way, that's one gross hairy cock. I'll send you a razor, while I'm still at the airport. Save on shipping.

 

Just leave it there in a black bag. I'll pick it up tomorrow

 

 

Wait, am I leaving the hairy cock in the bag, or the razor? Just want to be sure.

and would you prefer a black duffel bag instead?

 

Do both


Double bag it

 

I thought Taco was taller

 

It's a huge dick.

 

I guess it's the leg to torso ratio.. what a freak.
I should have guessed.. bbc and all.

 

I couldn't quite get the right shade of white though. There was no "ultra" or "canadian-snow" white option so I had to use just regular "Ivory Soap" white.

So if I could change something, I'd probably go with a whiter white.

 

No no no... the cock is waaaaaaay too big. I mean, I may be tall, but that's because all my penis size went into my height.

You know what they say about guys with big shoes. They have tiny dicks. That's why their feet are so big.

I mean, it sucks having only a 10 inch cock. Compared to the rest of me, it's miniscule.

 

They don't call me Casper for nothing. But I ain't friendly though. I'll beat your ass silly, and not in that spanky-spank way you like

 

Hmmm. I'm not so sure. I hear you flinch if someone takes a swing.

 

That's only if you're black. You ain't black. Sorry.

 

Das Wacist.

 

Also: way to apologize. You giant canadian giant.

 

Amazon sent me an empty box.. last time I'm buying a PS4 controller from them.