I think it would be wise to eat something first...then you can pound and get pounded for the entire day and not ruin the first 70% of your Saturday.

 

lol the building handed out individual recycling bins. co worker joked about filling it with beer cans, then ended it with aahh the good ole days...LOL

 

That's some responsible ass thinking.. I'm looking for alternate advice

 

we too old for that ish!
Enjoy a long buzz all day...make semi responsible decisions!
That's the play...

 

Marathon, not sprint!

 

I don't even like to run

 

Loving this kid mang.. Father's be in your kids lives mang..

 

except that mouth...
you run that motherfucker pretty often!

 

 

at least you can back it up though...

 

ain't no one tryna catch a fade tho.. so I run it..

 

J be like..

 

LMAO...
are you saying I might be Canadian (Canadienne?)?



Majofo, why weren't you there for us?

 

Have you ever apologized for no particular reason?

 

Nobody told me what I'm doing was the wrong thing to do.. I thought it was what I was supposed to do.

 

 

Well that parkour video just got ruined.

 

I'm sorry.

 

Other half of that Sub for lunch today

then I might take a swig of Listerine as a sign of solidarity for my bud, Joe...friends don't let friends do corporate liquid lunches alone.

 

corporate.. shit I wish..
I just farted loud as a mother fucker right now..
like even with my headphones on it was fucking loud..
you know one of those joints that just squeeze out like it don't give a fuck..
I'm laughing..
there's like 6 ladies that sit near me.. they gun smell that dookie too.. fucking shit is smelly
shouldn't have eaten so many eggs for breakfast..
fuck.. I'm going to take a shit.. LOL!
shit was LOUD.. I got jokes.

 

I guess I'll keep the brown bag in the drawer until after lunch..
but then I have to pick up the kids.. fuck.
take a quick swig then shit.

 

Them ladies trying to figure out which "R" to call...

HR or ER.

 

well, at least we know whether or not you decided to eat before getting smashed...
fire in the hole!
honestly, that shit is alpha as fuck. don't be shocked if they all beg to slob on that knob after lunch.

 

Shitting.. Still laughing.. Last week I machine gunned one..

Got a get well soon card the next day

 

LMAO...there's no way anyone wants you to get better for that.
#OregonTrail
#Majofodiedofdysentery

 

Two of the ladies vacated their cubes after I crop dusted the place..
Fucking dysentery

 

Two steps ahead of you. In Seattle, getting fucked up already.

 

And to only 930 here. So I guess I beat you to it. Then again, first beers were had at 700am

 

This a different Garren.. producer for Chance the Rapper.. fucking vibes for days.
Play this for your single ladies mang cruising the PCH.. boner jams.. -Majofo

 

^
I just stumbled onto this 2013 CTS/CTS-V service manual set. It appears a little cheaper than the ebay ones, if you are still in the market?

2013 Cadillac CTS / CTS-V Factory Service Manual- 5 Volume Set

 

That's the helms manual.. and I wouldn't trust that site..
The set is also cheaper directly from Helm

2013 Cadillac CTS Service Manual Set - Helm Incorporated

 

hot damn the ebay prices
eff that noise

 

I'm going to buy the $26 Chilton Service Manual.. good from years 1980 to 2016

 

Welllll fuck..

 

At least the kid thinks Dad is an "employee" and not what mom calls him.

 

I had WagonJr come running out of the house once and yell at me "Papa, mama says you're a jerk!"

 

Mommy said daddy's a company man..
No sweetie.. enjoys the company of men..
:pokerface:

 

You got me there. Although, it seems that even Helms has reduced their price since the last time this was discussed.