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calm down Breeze...you're not considering it.
Adam, no that didn't happen and I agree...I'd have gone curly too...
No, of course that didn't happen! She'd break my limbs, pretzel me up, throw me in a wooden crate and dump it in the river if I ever said something like that. I just try acting like a macho tough cool guy on here. Thanks for calling me out.
TBH- we've had this ongoing joke since we got married, about me having "my" divorce lawyer on speed dial. I don't even remember how it started, but yeah... every once in awhile I (jokingly) say "I'm calling my divorce lawyer!!"
The game was like this for you, I bet: , , , , , , ,
It's been rough.. games start at 8:30 and don't end until super late... but it was a really good game to watch. Both teams look so equally matched.
What I did like though- everyone is focusing their efforts on stopping McJesus, while Draisaitl hammers in 3 assists and a goal. It's been like that all season... they keep missing the mark on Draisaitl and he's been putting up mad points against Anaheim all year.
The best part... 30 seconds into the game, you can here "Let's go Oilers!" at the Ducks arena. Oilers fans are lunatics... they were louder than the ducks fans a number of times, and they were outnumbered at least 15-1. Oilers had this breakaway and a shot on goal... Gibson makes this beauty of a save and you look at the crowd and they all look like they're at a golf game, sitting, casually clapping. Dafuq... Rogers Place would be hitting 115db again
that doesn't sound healthy at all.. like passive aggressive mang.
Not at all. We're totally joking about it. Both laugh about it and how stupid it sounds... followed by "jee, we shoulda been divorced 150 times already!"
Not at all. We're totally joking about it. Both laugh about it and how stupid it sounds... followed by "jee, we shoulda been divorced 150 times already!"
Call lawyer - Threatening
Just Joking - Joke Disguise
Special order #10 with a side of #4
Some shitxperts says over 80% of relationships involve verbal abuse.. I was like shit.. I do some of that shit.
I've been checking myself so as not to be a total ass. I always considered verbal abuse as strictly name calling and being condescending.
It's more than that mang..
Back in the hey day it was like, bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich..
Suck my cock.. and get me a beer first.
Now there's these things called feels, snowflake shit..
I used to make a joke all the time when people would ask me when I was gonna make Zoe a sibling...
my answer was always "when I meet the right girl"...
Call lawyer - Threatening
Just Joking - Joke Disguise
Special order #10 with a side of #4
Some shit says over 80% of relationships involve verbal abuse.. I was like shit.. I do some of that shit.
I've been checking myself so as not to be a total ass. I always considered verbal abuse as strictly name calling and being condescending.
It's more than that mang..
Back in the hey day it was like, bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich..
Suck my cock.. and get me a beer first.
Now there's these things called feels, snowflake shit..
I don't know what to tell you. You can pull any article you want- all I know is we have a very healthy relationship and neither of us does the passive aggressive bs. If there's an issue, it gets laid out and we argue it out and don't sugar coat. No abuse. No demanding. Nothing. If there's an issue, we argue the issue. We don't make it personal. No name calling, no hitting, nothing.
Since we got married almost 4 years ago, I'd say our relationship has only gotten better and stronger, and yeah, we do talk about what is good and what needs work. We're not perfect. Far from it. We have ups and downs just like anyone else. She tells me when I'm a bad husband. When I need to work on stuff. When I need to pull my head outta my a$$. She also tells me when I'm a good husband. When I make her happy. And vice versa. The one thing I've learned is that listening to this stuff, to what she says, to how she feels is #1. We don't always agree... but it's important for me to know where she's coming from and why. One of her love languages is "words"- I could really hurt her by saying passive negative stuff.
I dunno... *maybe* I'm really out to lunch on our whole relationship, but I'd think there would be more and more signs of unhappiness, disappointment, regret, etc. I don't feel or see any of that. We try and make a point of keeping lines of communication as open as possible... She's my Queen. She's my #1. She's all my feels.
I dunno why, but you're waaaaay over analyzing this and I dunno why I'm telling the internet all of this
The abuser may say something very upsetting to the victim of the abuse and, after seeing her reaction add, “It was just a joke!” Abuse is not OK in any form; jokes that hurt are abusive
It's not like that. She brings it up half the time. She says it too. It's not followed up with "just joking!". It IS the joke.
It's not really a good joke.. really cringey brah..
I'm speed dialing the divorce lawyer.. .HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
btw.. my brosephine is a divorce lawyer. They make so much they only take clients that make 7 figgggsssss...
She just joined the practice and her bronamath that put her on is pretty junior too, but he makes over 250k..
I tend to be verbally abusive. But see, I've also created a new persona for when I do it. So once she starts crying, I'm like "oh, nah baby, that was Rupert saying those things... I'd never say those hurtful things to you. And I'd also never sleep your sister just because she's a filthy whore and does that thing with her tongue that you refuse to do. I'm sorry, that was Rupert again."
It's been rough.. games start at 8:30 and don't end until super late... but it was a really good game to watch. Both teams look so equally matched.
What I did like though- everyone is focusing their efforts on stopping McJesus, while Draisaitl hammers in 3 assists and a goal. It's been like that all season... they keep missing the mark on Draisaitl and he's been putting up mad points against Anaheim all year.
The best part... 30 seconds into the game, you can here "Let's go Oilers!" at the Ducks arena. Oilers fans are lunatics... they were louder than the ducks fans a number of times, and they were outnumbered at least 15-1. Oilers had this breakaway and a shot on goal... Gibson makes this beauty of a save and you look at the crowd and they all look like they're at a golf game, sitting, casually clapping. Dafuq... Rogers Place would be hitting 115db again
Yeah, I suspect the start times won't improve when they go back to Edmonton either. FML.
Good game...I honestly thought oh-sh*t when the Ducks tied it in the 3rd when the Oil went up 3-1. But, I was just impressed that they did not back off and was able to score the go-ahead...confidence is contagious man. You see it with the Preds and you see it with Edmonton...While I "hated" on McDavid going to Edmonton because that team kept getting #1 overall picks, the fact that the guy has brought his talent is one thing...but, the team BELIEVES with him. And while I think on paper, the Ducks are still the better team (even if I hate them), I think Edmonton has a real shot of going to the Conference Final. I'd be intrigued at a Preds/Oilers tilt.
Still think the Cup goes through whoever wins between Caps/Pens.
Anyways, enjoy the ride...I think it is like how it was for me in 2008 when the Hawks made it all the way to the Conference Final and lost to the Wings. It was just a spectacular joy to watch all of it...I am unsure if the Oil have the depth on D to win ALL of it right now but, it's the playoffs...you just don't know.
The Caps/Pens better not go into OT tonight. I need sleep.
04-27-2017, 09:14 AM
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