You have a friend that's a Honda/Acura master tech? And they live 3 hours away?

Why don't you just drive over and have them do the work?

You could watch.

 

60k KMs??!?!?#?!
Fuck that..

jeffuccboi probably gon quit soon.. eating into his leisure time.. bullshitting on the internet time.. smoking weed 99% time.. selling weed and smoking it with customer time...

Probably like..

Sir, you need new brake pads or you're going to die 'eh.
I also understand you just had them replaced, but our techs checked and they need replacing immediately.
Fluids too and a top end clean just to safe..
so that on top of the lube job you came in for will come out to $12548938210842104812M CAD + provincial tax + ram it up your ass tax.
I'll throw in some timbits and a twenty sack and we can blaze out back while you wait.

 

El-Jeff-eh still sitting on his couch since last Monday, thinking about "uhh... I thought I was supposed to do somethi-- eh? another round of Carl of Duty Black Cops??? Don't mind if I do, eh?"

 

Ah Black Cops.. yeah he could totally be fucking blazed out of his mind, playing video games, ordering pizza.. trading dime bag for pizza..

 

...yelling at 13 year olds over the internet chat on his headset and bragging about sexually conquest-ing their mothers...

 

no, no, 60k miles. 100k km. C'mon... I try to convert for you guys as often as possible.

 

 

jefffuuucccboiii needs a haircut

 

100k KMs??!?!?#?!
Fuck that..

 

I tomahawked some prepubescent twerp almost a dozen times in COD.. He was fucking raging.
Anyways.. some shit bag troll blocked my exit out of a window, couldn't move..
you know the ass clowns.. jeffffucccboi... cough.. probably.. ahem..
Then that twerp tomahawked me.. it was hilarious. I started chuckling..

Then he talks.. in this super squeaky voice.. suck my dingaling majofo.
I lost my shit.. it was so cute and hilarious how this baby boy was talking trash.

I then asked for his address..
Mom?!?!??!

I like where this is going.

 

giggidddy giggggiiddddyy gi.ga.dee

 

I'm kind of chapped. I bought an 07/08 DVD drive to put in my 06 TL. I did that because Acura stopped making update discs in 2014 for the 04/06 TLs. Since my drive failed for a second time, I figured I would buy the 07/08 drive so that I can keep updating the maps. No, I don't use it often, but I wanted to keep the car oem and have the maps in the odd instance I do need them. Yes, I know there are much better systems out there. But I like oem.

Well, it seems absolutely everything goes through the DVD drive. Even changing the stereo equalizer goes through the drive. And oddly enough, it now shows my center channel and subwoofer as unadjustable. They play. But I can't adjust the sound to them. They're greyed out on the screen. I now have to buy an 07/08 screen, because apparently the resolution between the 04/06 screen and 07/08 screen changed. And the touch points on the screen don't match up. No biggie. the joystick works fine. But I'll likely switch the screens out too. And then I'm thinking I might as well swap the actual stereo itself (the CD/tape deck thingy).

But looking at the parts site, the base 04/06 and base 07/08 TLs use different wiring harnesses all the way through. So there might be no point to change them out, because I still may not gain full usage. I reaaaaaaaaaaally don't want to start replacing wire harnesses.

So I'm left with three options:
1. put a nexus 7 tablet in. bleh. I really don't like this option and the installation looks brutal.
2. repair the 04/06 drive I have, but never be able to update the maps again (I already have the 2014 disc)
3. install the 07/08 drive/screen/stereo and see what happens. Expensive to do this. I already have the drive.

None of these are ideal

 

I'd sell car, buy V

 

Can't afford gasoline for the V

 

Nor does it seem like a smart winter driver. Unless I throw 4-5 sidewalk blocks in the trunk.

 

Is the screen in the TL a touchscreen?

 

Pfftt.. pussy

 

 

Mornin' chaps.

 

Yes. Hence why the touch points on my 06 screen don't correspond with where they should be, with the 07/08 drive. Like, lets say I want to push one of the radio station preset buttons, I have to touch the screen 5-10mm lower in order to hit it.

Though to get around that, the joystick works just fine.

 

I had my reservations on whether or not they were cross compatible but didn't say anything.. i'm a horrible person.

 

Isn't there a screen calibration? https://www.google.com/search?q=site...hrome&ie=UTF-8

 

SHAME!!!! you have failed us in so many ways.. less reliable than jeffuccccboi.

 

I'm actually quite surprised that the wiring harness has any difference.

 

Well most everything works. Not being able to adjust the sub/center speaker isn't the end of the world. I mean, they still play. Better than looking at completely outdated maps. Who knows, I might turn this into a project and replace the entire wireharness inside the car. I don't want to, but if I end up getting bored...

Then I can add a back up camera too

Guitarplayer16 told me about the touch screen issue and not the touch points not lining up. I knew that in advance. I initially thought he meant that I can't see the entire screen and had to scroll sideways with the joystick.

 

Hey, thanks. I didn't even know there was such a thing. I'll try it later

I knoe.

but at least I can take my front bumper off

 

i think it's very minor shit, like the addition of the backup cam wires, or the XM antenna connection, or the re configuration of a few of the buttons on the dash... When switching between modes (am/fm, tape, cd, etc). They added an aux button on the dash, which on my TL can only be selected from the steering wheel.

 

if that's the case, just repin the heads!

 

 

Chuck my set up and it feel good... Cuz don't nobody love you more than your neighborhood

Shiett... true words cuhh

 

 

 

I'm just here for the gang bang.

 

You guys remember wearing No Fear back in teh day..
..and then some brute neighborhood thug try to test yo mettle
..and you pulled the burner out and smoked that fool.. me either

 

Mom wouldn't let me get a "No Fear" shirt.

I had to wear a "No, Fear." shirt. Because I'm soft.

 

 

Why did I open up that spoiler?

funny story- I saw a guy wearing a super old no fear shirt at the gym the other day. Chuckled to myself.

 

What? You gotta problem with doing some sweet jumps on a BMX?

No, Fear. Bro!

 

Speaking of No Fear and Bro Jobs... I wonder how El-Jeff-Eh? is doing at his new gig.

 

I bet his manager saw something in him and will be recommending him for a swallowship soon.