I'm Not sure what alta vista is... So I asked my Butler Jeeves and he had to bust out my old encyclopedia Britannica..

 

Noob...
go play ball with lycos!

 

Netscape sees you

 

Don't bring Netscape into this!

 

I used to use Alta Vista free dialup back in the day.

 

Man, I was trying to remember what search engine I used before Google was a thing. It's been so long now, I can't recall. I want to say dogpile, maybe Lycos?

Seems so barbaric now.

 

Juno and NetZero free wifi for me

 

I ran out of AOL hours mang.. I'm using a 3.5" promo disc.. Send me hours mang.

 

Just go grab another disc. They're all over the dang place!

 

Heading to Blockbuster to grab another CD. BRB.

 

Evening, all.

 

Happy Sunday..
Hope y'all going to church today..
Needing Jesus and all..
-Owner of the store

 

WTF.

Just saw TacoBello is "banned." ?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Let that be a warning to you!

 

He finally got banned?

 

He finally got banned.

 

The Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell as I was about to walk out for lunch. Does that count?

They gave me a pamphlet on teen depression. I was like, "biiiiiiiiitch, let me tell *you* about crippling depression. Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.

 

 

Joseph F. Smith

 

When you hood.. but yo mama kill yo ass if you ain't home by 6.

 

Are those guys on the right the back up dancers for Michael Jackson's Thriller video? they're not doing the monster claw hands very well...

 

have fun at work today, suckas!

 

 

No traffic.. shiett.. record time!
Any of my TX ninjas get hit by that huge thunderstorm squall.. shit rotated on us, not sure if it touched down anywhere though.

 

talk about no traffic

 

thunder storm passed by pretty quickly..
predicted all day doom with chances of flooding at high levels, but it passed by quickly..
still gloomy outside...

but then again, i'm in the comforts of my own home.lol

 

My coworker for A-town said there were tornado alerts all last night... Maj made it out okay I take it

 

I channeled my inner DeerMeat this weekend.

About a year ago, my neighbor offered me the old kids playhouse structure he had in his back yard. After much feet dragging and circumstances, he finally got fed up waiting for me to come over to get it and a couple months ago he took it down in pieces and told me to come get it whenever. Last week, I finally got around to bringing everything over to my yard.

This weekend was the real work. Made a trip to the lumber yard to get some boards to replace some rotted ones. Rebuilt part of the structure and reassembled it all by myself. There were a couple times I was sure I was going to crush myself to death, but escaped with only minor injuries.

The main structure is complete and I just need to anchor a slide and rejigger some mounting hardware for the little climbing wall ladder. Took all weekend and I managed to drag the remaining unusable parts to the curb for trash day this morning.

In the end, I'm not sure if it's easier or harder to put it up with partially assembled sections and no instructions, or fully disassemble with instructions. But whatever, now I have a place to hide out and drink beers.

 

But I feel like I fell out of a moving car. Everything hurts.

 

Ello Ello!

Crappy Texas Weather! and i awesomely ripped the top half of my big toenail off yesterday while organizing the garage.

Plus a crappy nights sleep, i think due to the coffee shiner beer i drank before bed!

 

Pfffttt... if el cheeetooo fuccboi didn't scare away the good help.. could have had that up in no time ese.
My buddy bought a used playset.. fucking thing is massive and he has a dinky yard.
Anyways, fuck that noise. His kids barely play on it and he has 3.
Just pile the kids in the car and go to the school playground, drink beers there.. fuck it.

 

 

smoking snorting shooting sucking toking popping dropping



oh he mean't penises..

Do a little dance..

 

Work today eh. Not me.


The weather is horrible out here....

 

you all sound like Jefe!

 

Gubermint means clients off today but we here..

 

oh i know! from Jan 1st to Memorial Day i get NADA!!!!!

 

Better hold off on buying them new yeezys then..

 

Yeah, that's pretty much this. It *was* massive, but I didn't install the monkey bars and swingset portion. So it's just a little clubhouse now. I know for sure it's not going to get used as much as some residents of my house think it'll get used. Especially once the heat and mosquitos return. Part of my reasoning for not keeping the jungle gym part is that there's a few parks around if that's the intended activity.

Clubhouse/fort is for pot smoking and sneaking beers. Also, WagonJr might play in it eventually.

I give it 3 or 4 years and it comes down. The plus side is that I'll have a nice stack of cedar firewood for the chiminea. So that's good.

 

The only thing cedar is good for.. fucking cedar pollen, fuck cedar!