except anthony..

 

don't lie, you gobbled anthony's wiener too

 

I bet even Carlos Danger got in on that action.

 

Ahh... Anthony Wiener is his porn name.

 

Yep. Carlos was the respectable professional alt.

 

Anthony.. Ant.. Wiener.

 

His momma must have really not wanted him.

 

Gents... what's going on?

Just left the Mercedes Benz museum in Stuttgart. Place is 8 storeys of fucking amazing.

 

And no museum visit is finished without an obligatory visit to the gift shop. And by gift shop, I mean a fucking massive 3 storey dealership that is part of the museum, where you can buy Maybachs, C63 Wagons, or even fully museum restored vintage MBs.

 

wtf, you're in Germany?

 

Thanks for caring about me

 

did you mention you were going, i can't read..

 

Not the most expensive MB for sale there that I came across, but more than a Maybach

 

One of the last things you said was you were taking a shit in an airport bathroom...

 

So how do you like your new AMG Estate?

 

Ya I mentioned a little while ago. Surprised Wifey with a trip to see her dad in Deutschland for his 50th birthday.

 

Which one? I swear north America is fucking ass backwards. Most cars here are either hatchbacks or wagons. There is shit ton of BMW wagons- 3 series, 5 series and even 7 series. Same with benzes. It's fucking glorious.

 

E63 AMG Estate..


Saw a white one at the gas station the other day.. fucking rice

 

My dream car. I never thought I'd ever see one in person, let alone stand a foot away from one. This one was flawless save for the faded carpet. Simply stunning. 1500 made and I believe they now go for a cool million these days

 

And because I'm a whore.. got to test one of these out. I must admit, seeing it in person, I really didn't like it. It's just too ricey. A blast though.









And because we will never see one with an H on it..



The dealer had two on hand. This one had a sold sign in the window. There was another on the 3rd floor and covered under an nsx tarp. I presume it was sold too and just kept there for the time being.

 

Nice. Looks right with the H badge.

 

I agree!

 

So I'm assuming you're gonna replace the super ricer jizzmo and buy the supreme ricer type r when you get back? Since it was such a blast and all.
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Adam gonna trigger her moist-ness with the type r...

 

Thank you for the pictures Adam! Mercedes benz line up is incredible!

 

Careful hapah, or I'll fuck you, your wife and your mother.

 

Cuck!

 

What the fuck did they expect to happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFzcISlVgu0

 

Also.. dem ninjas Korean.. not Japanese.. fucktards.

 

How could he not see that coming..........

 

He saw it coming.. he just couldn't tell anyone because it was the last thing he saw.

 

soju's a helluva drink.

 

G Perico on that OG OLSKOOL trip.. dis ninja bringing back the drive by.. catch me slippin at Tommyburger cuhh...

 

Jiggered

 

<in Russell Peter's voice> ANTHANEE!

 

 

What the fuck happened to the TLX?

 

So wifey's dad works directly under under this "casino" owner, here in Frankfurt. The guy apparently loves to collect Cadillacs. Yup. Cadillacs. In Germany. Where there are no fucking dealerships to buy or maintain them.

He has something like 40-50 Cadillacs of all kinds, spanning the last 50 years or so, stored in various garages. His latest acquisition? A CTS-V coupe

apparently he will drive like 4 different cars a day. Shows up to a meeting in one car. Goes to another in a different car. How does he maintain them if there is no dealerships around? He pays a guy full time to maintain the fleet! Fucking baller!

he flies down to Florida to buy them and ships them back. How gangster.

i say "casino" in quotes, because casinos are different here. They're just VLT halls, and they're not that big. But whatever. The guy is rich AF.

 

At first I was like..


then i was like


Then