Thank you guys and Gus. I love you guys.

 

 

Awesome. Pics.


She is so precious.

 

She's probably on her unicorn forums complaining about her bitch ass boyfriend who doesn't want to get a job because he's above them all and contemplating how to break it to you that she does NOT want to be the breadwinner in the relationship

 

H, thank you, my friend.

 

Fuck off, that shouldn't be red text. Don't lie to us!!

and get in line, ho!

 

It's too late you fuccbois.. Majofo's name is always first.. and I ruined him for the rest of you.
Sloppy leftovers.. and they're sloppy. Trust Majofo.

 

Sloppy... Joe's?

 

I put the meat, in sloppy Joe

 

sauce too

 

just provide the buns

 

Oh my. Did it just get hot in here?

 

 

 

They subsequently ran the train on that old hag in the broom closet

 

I'll turn this damn bus around!

 

Quit making me laugh!!!

 

It hurts to laugh.

 

That reminds of an old joke I heard in elementary.

Q: what do mcdonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: they both stick their meat into five year old buns!

 

 

:iobbc:

 

lmfao I just watched Billy Madison the other night. Gf never seen it before, couldn't believe it lol..

I damn near pissed myself watching it so many funny parts haha

 

Well you're not cool unless you pee your pants... So you would have been the coolest!

 

jeff's girl be like..

 

Ahh so jeffuckboi is also into piss huh...

 

Just following the lead of his precious idol, Dronald J. "Tiny Hands Piss Goblin Orange Angry Man" Drumpf.

 

Errrbody so mean to Jeff. Poor Jeff.

Here Jeff, just put this dick in your mouf. It'll make everything all better. Thaaats it.

 

Wifey hasn't watched Billy Madison or happy Gilmore. It's on the list of things to do for 2017. Fuckin foreigners.





I love you, hunny!

 

I get the feeling that Jeff likes to be hit.

Either that, or he puts up a really good front and then cries himself to sleep at night.

Either way. Grab some dressing and get to tossin'!

 

Foreigner is right. Where the hell is she from? Outer space or something?

Hasn't seen the Sandler classics?

FFS.

 

He does accept a lot of abuse. I would've had 86 extreme butthurt moments if I was Jeff. Must be he 96% tea H sea.

I only get 95% tea H sea.

 

Right?

I'd totally agree with you, but I'm afraid you'd get all butthurt about it. So I'll just rofl.

 

No apparently not. That's what happens when you grow up in Deutschland, I guess

She's seen Sandler's much later movies and did not like him or them. That's why she's apprehensive about watching the classics. She don't know what she's missing.

 

HEY.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Y-

Oh wait. You're a mod. Nevermind.

 

Has she seen Reign Over Me? That's an odd one. I'd throw that in the pile along with Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, and The Waterboy. Just because it'd be a bit of a mindfuck going from fart humor to absolute depression movie.

But that's just me.

 

 

Uh.. that sounds like a bad high.

 

It would be. The. Worst.

But seriously, it's a good movie. Depressing AF, but good. My wife "hates Adam Sandler"* because he's a walking fart joke, but even she remarked at how well he played that roll.



*says she hates him but loves the Wedding Singer and the trillion cookie cutter movies he's made with Drew "acting skills of a mushroom" Barrymore.

 

suck each other's dicks already....

 

Can I join