hey sausage eaterz

 

hey, that's me!
Hi Sexy Justin!

 

^i see you flexed your first mod powers lol

 

let's make Acurazine great again, friends!!!

 

"Presidential Tower"

 

how do ppl hit those cement guard rails?
big block of concrete, you would think you would avoid them

 

and yes, i just invited the jokes.
bring em on

 

Pretty often, I ask myself the same thing about curbs and trees.

 

self-defecation humor! my fav!

 

small asian eyes, cant see.
Ooops, thats another curb

 

I once thought this one Asian buddy of mine that was also high af was sleeping but he wasn't.

 

Morning Just J and Culo....everyone else taking it off today i guess

 

Alcohol.. hello..

 

wait, what??? lol

you know why us asian drivers are so bad?
its cuz we're bored. we need other activities to stimulate the brain other than driving

 

FuckJoe.. you in Vegas mang? Where's the invite?!?!?.. fucker.

 

Seems like it, Ultra...
How you doin?

 

Majofo seems like that one friend you don't want to go to Vegas with if you value your relationship and bank account.

 

uber everywhere, titties everywhere

 

and tigers and coke and babies...
and dead hookers but that was probably Mizouse.

 

You guys don't like strippers and blow.. well fuck.. more for me then.

Vegas.... Vegassss... vegASSSSSSSSSSS..... VIVA LAS VEGAS..

Gamble, win shit tons of money, hit the buffett, watch a show, hit the club, pizza at secret pizza, back to the tables, get shitfaced, lose winnings, go to skrip club to sulk over losses [repeat]
If you're miz.. you go straight to the skrip club, spend all your monies tryna fuckaho, yellow pages.. room service.. [Ihadseks]

I don't shoot guns in Vegas.. weakshit.gif
I wouldn't mind driving something fun..

 

yeah, I'm tryna make you ninjas broke!

 

If justn ever finds a crab to lay in his pit.. bachelor party Vegas.. even H is going!

 

well, I'm substantially broker than when I first met you, but at least I got the v

 

I'ma hold you to this.
could be sooner than you think

 

It's so weird, I wasn't even trying to argue with RL09...
I was having meaningful convo and he seems to have turned it into another back and forth about how I'm wrong about something...huh?

 

he just bought the motherfuckin brand like a week ago!!!
how he gonna tell you, when youve had it for like 10+ years

 

Shotgun wedding.. crab over the boiling pot.. damn..
Pack your bags boys!!

 

why are any of you having dis(inter)course with RL??

you fuckers check out 1braincell's build recently.. he's like, why these mods no give me gains.
yeahhhhhhhh..................

 

gawdamit, any one else having a viewing bug?
I can see ppl posting, via last person who posted....but then when I go into the thread, I cant see the last post.

 

Super weird...
no, but I call MY RL a SuperVelocce so it doesn't mean only Lambo calls it that!
Anyway...oh boy...windshield racer is going to change his plans to make it a track car!

LOL...Acurazine is hopping this morning!

 

I super enjoyed that gran turismo cover post.
omg, you can even tell it's the CL's badge as it doesnt have the shadow effect like the title does

 

no Justin.
That cover of a videogame is YOUR TL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can tell cause they used the right tail light and not your left one that is damaged!

Fuck you Justin!
FuCK YOU CJUSTSTUOSTJIGOIUINNNNNNNNN ITSS A A APSECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

 

you sure you're on the last page?

 

I'm having the same issue as Justin but I wasn't sure if it was a post I wasn't seeing, or if the sub'd was showing post data...

 

Dude, RL gets tunnel vision on you Justin...he literally will only acknowledge you!

 

well, lemme put on my reading glasses

 

Azine has been putting me on the page before last.. not trying to be extra-snarky

 

Wait the crab is getting arranged marriage?!?!??

 

momma set me up