Well jeremy, you're right on that front.

You've got two massive piles of shit in front of you. One of them just smells a little less than the other. Which one smells less is anyone's guess

 

Just pull your cock out!

 

I just mainly didn't like *feeling* like I was being called a fucking moron for not joining in in the doom and gloom.
I really hope once it's over with tonight everyone just STFU...
but they won't...there will be hanging Chad's and demanded recounts from whomever and all the people that threw a vote at them will be
up in arms.

 

You know I can't do that. Unless it goes soft. Then it just kind of slips out on its own...

 

for Harambe!

 

Happened to start playing Stankonia on the way home tonight. This seemed entirely too appropriate:

Don't everybody like the smell of gasoline?
Well burn motherfucker burn American Dream
Don't everybody like the taste of Apple Pie?
We'll snap for your slice of life I'm tellin' ya why



Time to get wasted.

 

Great, America.
Again!

Make.

 

hopefully they count my vote today

 

It only counts if you removed your bumper

 

I did my first mod thing today.
Hope I didn't fuck up.

 

Did you delete a double post?

 

I like to double post, so in case you see me double posting, please go ahead and delete said double post.

 

No sir, it was a double thread that I merged.

 

Doing the ol' 2 in 1, eh?

 

Well, it was my first time, so I was worried about #2 getting on my #1 but I went ahead anyway.
Then I deleted any trace of #2 and took a bath.

I was built for this shit.

 

Wait... What?

 

I tried to merge two threads today and merged two posts instead

 

There was a proposition on the ballot.

Should adult film stars use condoms or some shit....

 

Johnny, you can't do it inside the thread, you have to search the main forum it's in, then find the other thread you're trying to merge.

 

Are you guize even supposed to be talking about that mod stuff in front of us peasants?

 

I done messed up


Oh whale

 

Report da mods..

 

Took a nap, woke to this.. yeah it's fuck this shit o'clock.. time to go back to sleep.

 

Hey taco, yummy.. Offer still stands right??

 

Im going to bed. But I've knelt down and preyed to every religious figure I know of, plus some I've made up over the years, that while I sleep, the giant meteorite smashes into earth and ends this all. R-amen.

 

Time to open another bottle.. Trump for sure has 269 votes.. Michigan is the battleground state..
Don't piss me off Michigan, fuckking cut you and Florida off.. gofuckyourselfistan

 

Wow. Simply wow.

 

I really should go to bed too but this shit is nerve-racking ..

 

Everybody will suck ladiboi's meaty cockasaurus if Hillary wins.. good vibes.

Everybody will suck J's peenogrigio if Trump wins.. donotwantmeme.jpg

 

I'm profoundly sad for the US. And yes, maybe the few drinks of Yamazaki I had while watching in horror at the results had something to do with my melancholy...but, wow...if I do weep a bit when I listen to Trump's acceptance speech, it's not tears of joy.

 

Love you H..

 

Fucking PA.. FUCKING PA.. don't fuck with me PA

Currently drinking DFH 90min IPA and eating snickers..

 

Fuck it, I'm going to the basement.

 

50 million people cast actual ballots for Trump for President. Ho. Lee. Shet.


I truly believe these 50 million people are gonna be really in for a pleasant surprise when they find out Trump will NOT serve them.

 

Bruhhhhh you're supposed to be my exit strategy!!!



Fuck this, I'm going to bed, if I wake up to bad news, I'm going back to bed

 

Just make sure you put barrel as far to the back of your throat as you can.. brain stem trauma and all.
Or up and out, just make sure you don't put it at temple.. you can survive that shit.
Also.. don't down a bunch of tylenol.. you'll live for days and die in horrible pain the whole time

 

Yeah, he exits, we enter. Clean up crew and such.

 

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.

USA: Pffft. Hold my beer.

 

 

I get to drive the fairlady Z.. since ladiboi can't drive stick and shit.