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Old Nov 2, 2016 | 03:44 PM
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Hell yeah, pimp. That's how you get proper messed up. G-ints (that's what we call gluten intolerants) get the plowedest.
Old Nov 2, 2016 | 06:25 PM
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@Adam
I'm +36 19x9 w/255/40/19 F
+41 19x9.5 w/285/35/19 R

That's including the 15MM h&R spacers all around and I'm absolutely AT limit on the rear...I rub on some dips although the next tire NOT being PSS will help that a bit.

Forged oem 19 for $200-300 used then get all of mine powdercoated seems like the right way to go.
Old Nov 2, 2016 | 07:43 PM
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Horree tits the SEMA(EN) Land (Speed) C(B)ruiser

I'd totally be down for a project Land Cruiser
Old Nov 2, 2016 | 08:22 PM
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Yeah... I saw that slammed baddy this morning. I knutted.



A few months back I had the truck at the dealer and they actually had two Cruisers on the lot. I briefly considered talking to them about one. But I did some quick maff and realised that after my trade, I'd still be into another car note twice over. So I lol'd TF out of there, happy with my 4(0% THC)Runner.

I've had a nasty boner dream for so long about a 3G 4runner, slammed with a 6MT and a supercharger. This Land Speed Cruiser is like that dream but with John Holmes dick on Viagra.
Old Nov 2, 2016 | 08:23 PM
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10/10 would fuck.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 12:17 AM
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Even with that home depot lip
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 12:18 AM
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Dey fucked up.. everyone knows JoBu only likes shitty pirate rum..
fuckers thought they'd give him some top shelf shiett... suckas!
Maybe next century!

Old Nov 3, 2016 | 12:21 AM
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It's too late for the Browns to go to the Superbowl (except every morning, and twice in the afternoon), butt...
Let's go Lions!!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 12:25 AM
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WTF.. the Land Cruiser starts at $85K?!?!
The fucking Lexus LX starts at $89k, wtfuck would I buy a Land Cruiser for the same price???
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 12:28 AM
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Fuck that noise.. I'd just turbo or TRD supercharge a reggo cab Tundra, be on my way for less than 15k..
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 01:38 AM
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Jeebus that was a good bat ball game...
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 02:05 AM
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I'm going to shove a bat up your bing
and spread some love on your face with my bat wing
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 06:20 AM
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I don't need more ideas for cool cars! I'd love to pick up some beat up old classic, slam the piss out of it, and make it fast.

Joseph A Banks, you seen these? So my reds are fading...thinking about just buying some of these inserts...would just need to figure out a theme.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 06:25 AM
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Texas MOTHERFUCKER that's where I stay!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 06:59 AM
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I thought you lived in Houston?
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
WTF.. the Land Cruiser starts at $85K?!?!
The fucking Lexus LX starts at $89k, wtfuck would I buy a Land Cruiser for the same price???
Therein lies the reason I couldn't fathom driving one off the lot. But IMO, the Cruiser is hands down better than the Lex. Mainly due to the non-pretentiousness of the T badge vs the L.

I think I've posted this before, but it was an interesting look at the Cruiser: Why The Toyota Land Cruiser Is So Expensive
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:11 AM
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Join eye cyst...pretty sure most of them get those issued to them, FuckJoe.

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What you know about purple drank?
What you know about poppin trunk?

Cookie cutter suburbs motherfucker, that's where I stay.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:13 AM
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Would you consider a Suzuki Samurai with a swapped bigger 1.8L engine (IIRC)?
My boss built and painted and lifted and fab'd the doors and bumpers and everything...

Super nice and fun to drive!


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Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:15 AM
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if I lived near the beach, fuck yeah!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:16 AM
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Him and his brothers all own a few acres in River Ranch...basically a paradise for 4 wheelin and topless babes and mud races...
he loves that thing cause it's so light it doesn't get stuck like a lot of big boy 4x4 F350 guys...

He also has this platform party thingy that sits on 40" tires and has lawn chair seats and a 350 motor with sound system etc...platform is probably at 8 feet high...
party central, baby!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Join eyecyst ...pretty sure most of them get those issued to them, FuckJoe.
Yeah, and they get the really good ones that aren't all sissied up with leather and heated/AC seat and junk. I'd totally buy an "eye cyst" (I don't want to get on *that* list, I'm just kidding NSA, fuck those guys over there) spec beater that'll go 500k miles while taking light artillery fire.

Plus, I hear they get 72 virgins! I'd rather 72 knowswhattheyredoings, but I guess the virgins would be okay.

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Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:22 AM
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I almost ded in one of those suzukis in college. There were 5 people crammed in it coming back from dinner and midway through an intersection, some yahoo comes blowing through in the cross Lane, lights out, and just barely misses the back end.

If we'd have gotten hit, that little popcan of a truck would have asploded and there would have been a rain of body parts.

That left a sour taste in my mouth for the samurai.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:24 AM
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Seppuku Samurai!!!!

Ahhhh!!!

Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Join eye cyst...pretty sure most of them get those issued to them, FuckJoe.

fuckin good catch
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:24 AM
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I'm glad you're not dead!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

fuckin good catch
Bruh, you should yellow card yourself... You missed the one in my quote of your post.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:33 AM
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Which probably got me on The List just for quoting.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:33 AM
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but the NRA or whoever is watching will know that you quoted me and changed it to the is and the is
and they'll be after you and not me.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:35 AM
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And thanks DeerMeat. Most of the time I'm glad I'm not dead too. Exception being some Saturdays after I forget I'm not 21 anymore and can't binge drink without consequence. Those mornings, I'd prefer .
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 07:36 AM
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Pretty sure on those days, we are actually dead. Then we rise from it all.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 09:10 AM
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Therein lies the reason I couldn't fathom driving one off the lot. But IMO, the Cruiser is hands down better than the Lex. Mainly due to the non-pretentiousness of the T badge vs the L.

I think I've posted this before, but it was an interesting look at the Cruiser: Why The Toyota Land Cruiser Is So Expensive
I think it's the opposite. Owning a Toyota has become pretentious / cuckville.
There's no reason the Toyota equivalent should be the same price as the Flagship.
Lexus quality has dropped in recent years, but it's still much better in regards to the interior.

My MIL was looking to buy a Venza or Highlander several years ago.
Took her to the dealership and optioned out, it was in the high 3's, non-negotiable due to demand.
Told her, eff that, let's go to Lexus and she was like no, it's too expensive!
Pfft.. walked over, drove off the lot with a 1 yr old CPO RX350 for 5k less than the Venza / Highlander.

All her friends were super impressed..
Best son-in-law ever (there's one other, but he gwairo)

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Old Nov 3, 2016 | 09:51 AM
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Man, so I *just* found out, like weeks ago, that the RX is FWD.

I thought they were RWD from day 1 and always liked they way the 1st Gen looked. I thought it'd be a neat little commuter car. But FWD?

Mah blood pressa!!! I think I caughta case of the vapahs!

It felt like I just found out that cute cashier girl at the supermarket that always smiles at me has a surprise tucked tight in her pants. I just felt... dirty and a bit lied to.

I mean, it's still nice to look at, but I don't think I want to get inside one anymore.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 10:00 AM
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It's always been transverse, but it was designed to be AWD, the FF variants were mostly for the Japanese market, but it leached into the US market too.
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RX is a great SUV/crossover.. one of the first unibody of it's type, drives like a car.. good power.
It's one of my favorite rides.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 10:07 AM
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Of course, I say all that as I drive my FWD mommymobile daily. My RWD mancard got torn apart a while ago and I'm slowly trying to find enough tape to put it back together.
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 10:09 AM
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you used to say that about teh V

My sister's "dream car" was a 2001 RX. She got it, then didn't care about it anymore. LMAO.

B almost traded the S RX on just an RX but then realized we'd be missing a letter on the back of the car and it wouldn't be no almost paid off Murrrica anymore.
So we walked...she's like, I got cold feet, baby hungry, let's GTFOOOOOOO...I was like alright. I said if you saw your car looking all waxed and shit on the lot with a sticker of xyz dollars that you owe on it, would you buy it? She's like, uh yeah...that would be crazy not to!
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 10:09 AM
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Shiettt...
proud to say I drive 2 RWD cars and B's is AWD
Old Nov 3, 2016 | 10:14 AM
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When I got the RX, it was at the pinnacle of cardom at the time, car of the year cuck status.
All the honeys was jocking me son.. even the homebois would be like, pick a ninja up and lets go to the club.
Then southpark made an episode of token being a rich little fuck whose family drives an RX300, best racist eps at the time (I love racism bro).. ultimate cuck status!!



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