Talking about Pens

Supposedly there's a video Obama printing his Dick Cheney to reporters
I saw some shitty video that doesn't show shit
But is there any merit to him flaunting his LBJ? cuz if so, I'm writing him in

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I wish I had ultimate power
so I can just grab 'em by the pussy!

I find it disturbing that people would rather feel sensitive to these remarks
than find the lulz in it..

I mean fuck her right in the pussy is okay
but grab her by the pussy.. omg.. I've been raped

 

Hold on, just a sec...

 

Best buds...

I'm annoyed I wasn't invited to the party

 

'ere we go.

 

shut up cunt, nobody is going to grab you by the pussy..

 

sick coffee table taco! I dig the joinery!

 

BBD up in that PUSS PUSS

 

Yeah, but there's dust on the drawer handle. No LROTM for me!

 

Toby likes that black pussy, eh?

And damn, you Canadian go all in don't you? Got pine cones as decoration and stuff? We usually just throw those away down here. Funny how our two countries can be so the same but still so the different.

 

Um, that's grey pussy to you, mother fucker! Grey lives matter! Grey lives matter!!!

The pine cones are for the fall season and thanksgiving, lol. They smell real purty. Yes, wifey paid for pine cones I can find out on the street for free. Sigh...

but the "fur" couch cover and flannel printed throw pillow are permanent... We got this whole rustic theme going through the house.

 

The grayer the kitty, something something, my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

Actually, wait. The kitty is all white. White as your white ass. Or my white ass.

Her fur is grey. That's like calling someone with black hair, black. Das racist!

 

#WhiteLivesMatter?

 

Oh shit, you pissed off the black community now!!

 

The "?" is part of the wafflemark. So it's like Ron Burgundy inflection.

 

Sorry, son. You ded. You ded all night. You ded all day too. Just ded.

 

What the hell you crackers going on aboot

 

 

Hey, Yummy!

 

We are discussing the old adage "2 dicks are always better than 1."

C'mon, can anything really be the better alternative, in every case?

 

Cuck.

 

Cuck is always the answer.

 

42 != cuck.

 

DAS WUSSUP, HOL IT DOWN, DAS WUSSUP FOO! JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ MIJO

 

At first I thought that was some serious belt squeal but then I still thought that.

Orale!

 

like this 2G tranny just begging to fail, right? LOL

 

Is... Is that Red Acura emblem just stuck on with tape?

Why was someone running a weedwacker in the back seat?



I can almost smell the toast through the computer.

 

My IQ dropped a few points, just looking at the videos. I'm afraid to actually watch them.

 

Ok, I just watched the second one. Huurrrrr durrrrrr.

 

Those two are a couple of cucks. Car sounds like it will grenade itself next time he floors it. If not the engine, at least the clutch. Fucking cucks driving like a couple of cucking fucks on a busy freeway, then cut across the solid line. Huurrrrrrr duuurrrrrrrrrr.

I hope when that driver cuck crashes, his double sided taped "Type Arrrrgh" badge gets lodged in his brain.

 

Because, of course the giant external tach isn't actually operational! Gunning it, hitting 135 and the engine is at a blissful 0 RPM.





Or maybe it's an IQ-ometer.

 

I thought the car was going to fall apart..

 

this epic burnout.. that's not the tires btw.. it's the trans.. failhorn.mp3

 

Some fucktard killed Pedals the bear, He actively hunted Pedals down during open cull, then bragged that he got him at the wildlife state

I'm all for hunting, but this fucktard needs to be publicly shamed for being an asshole

There was a fund saved up by the town to move Pedals to upstate NY to be protected and helped.. something like $20k.. didn't act fast enough

Rest in paradise Pedals..

 

Kids

 

transmissions and bears.

 

#TesticlesOutForPedals

 

I second Jawknees astute noticing of said furniture in bitch pussy picture.

 

I was going to say pussies out for pedals!
Butt this is better..

Plus the balls felt so left out.. Harambe and Pedals together in Heaven
#TwigAndBerries