I prayed to god, but he forgot this kid/
woke and was like, "I CANT BELIEVE THIS!/
I STILL DONT GOT WINGS ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN PENIS!

 

1) Real maple syrup conductivity is nil
2) Canadiens don't always put maple syrup on everything, sometimes they put gravy and cheese curds on it

 

Did you try putting it into Google translate? Select Tacoese.. not to be confused with Taco ese
Where's Mystery Dong when you need him.

.. he's still looking for wings small enough

 

Tell me about it. 60 degrees overcast, no sun.....in SoCal? Blasphemy.

At least my car is faster in this weather. moar cold air to my cai brah, VTEC BWAAAAAAAAAAA

 

good idea!

I prayed so hard, I even prayed to Jesus I even wrote to santa claus but all I got is sneakers!
I dont want these Nikes, I dont Adidas, All I want is wings on my motherfucking penis!

 

Plowin' the fields, holmes. Or gettin' plowed in a field; I forget.

#415dontblazeityet

 

too early.

 

Yes. It's too early. Relax, don't do it.

 

whatever fool, 100% DAILY

 

H town this weekend!!!

 

majofo, did you see the texas smoke shop shoot out?
CZ .45 cal.

cant access youtube from work, but watch it

 

hahahaha i googled "texas smoke shop shoot out" sooooo many optons from so many different years!! lol dangerous places i guess.

 

lol!!!

dude didnt drop his cigg while blastin a fool

 

Bringing tamales?

 

Going for Tamales...or sopes, or taquitos, whatever is getting cooked up. just driving down sat and back on Sunday. Brother is leaving to Florida so its a leaving do.

Might get a date night for a movie or a salsa club.

 

Not 45.. 9mm

SP-01.. I think KGC has a real nice custom SP-01 on sale right now.. $620.. pretty rare and highly sought after.

 

There are common issues... but I've had EVERY common issue. And this is after spending money doing what i thought was a major overhaul on the car when I got it and still doing maintenance as I go. The car has only 80k miles on it. I've had a few older Hondas/Acuras than that, with higher mileage to boot, which never gave me as many issues as this thing. I know I'm bitching, but I have a Monday built, after a major weekend bender car, forsure.

Sorry for being a pussy. I'll self ban myself

Also, starter is jumped by the battery, no? Hence why I call it electrical. I've never had to deal with one before. I'll be doing good some reading.

 

Inb4Tacoisapussy

Pussy.

 

Replacing it is super easy
TL doesn't have electrical gremlins (sans bluetooth), no comparo

Starter is a circuit that first starts with activating a solenoid (ignition signals solenoid to close switch to supply current, small housing on starter)
The current creates a field to spools the armature (large housing of starter), which is geared directly to the flywheel
Spinning the flywheel, which in turn (punzine), rotates the crank assembly and thus starts the combustion cycle.. hence.. starter

It's electromechanical.. not what you attribute to electrical gremlins.
Say they didn't put proper grounds or wire through vehicle, or faulty CAN or fusebox, or buggy pcm or other controllers..
That's what you would deem electrical gremlins

Starter failure is common on all vehicles. They generate a lot of torque and are prone to accumulate carbon within the armature
This fucks with the field and operation of the starter.
Giving it some love taps to the body of the starter knocks some of the carbon off the armature and brush carrier.
You can do this for months to get a good start.

You can also disassemble it.. remove carbon, check the gaps on the brush carrier, clean it up and have it go another several years (poor man's rebuild)
I did this.. ran it for another 7 mos - 1 yr.. finally replaced it with a lifetime guaranteed one. Didn't give another thought to it.

 

 

Damn rain!

 

Hey boys...
naw, didn't climb the roof for that, it's an upstairs unpermited suite that sister's landlord is letting some of her visiting friends stay in!
Also, I only have access to whatsapp on wi-fi but not text since i'm not international with work phone.

Hope everyone is great...when I get back, there should be a corsa sport waiting for me.

 

here was the room window

DSC_5479 by rock star, on Flickr

here's the overall house...she rents 2nd floor with big balcony...house was built in 1910

DSC_5477 by rock star, on Flickr

 

It's okay.

 

 

There's a couple of bottles there I haven't tried like Vous Francois and Flare..
Funky Gold is okay.. not their best selection but some all very drinkable.
I hardly see their signature beers at HEB. Bomb is almost always sold out.

Mad Meg is great.. fucking opened it up along with others with some hombros.. ended up drinking the whole bottle myself.. I think it was like 10% ABV too.. had a good buzz.
I've been wanting to try that Kollab with Live Oak.. it's bottle conditioned like many of their sours. Flavor usually changes from farm to table.. it's weirdh, but usually still good.
Witchmaker is good.. at least at the farm it was.

 

I usually get their yearly batch of hibernal dichotomous.. it's like a unripened sour watermelon at the farm and a rotten sour watermelon after a couple weeks in the bottle at home.
I'm like.. wtf? eh, it's still good..

 

I picked up the Prairie Funky Gold, the Prairie Ale, and the Jester King Simple Means. Just opened the Ale and this is the first beer in a while that has started foaming out of the bottle once the top popped off. I'm not too proud to admit that I was slurping beer off the counter top It's pretty refreshing and tasty. I'll probably grab a few of those other bottles to stash away next week.

I need to check HEB this weekend to see what they have. I swear I saw the Bomb there in weeks past.

I've been neglecting the "common" JKs because they seem to always be in stock everywhere so I still need to give the Mad Meg / Witchmaker / Petit Prince etc a shot.

I brought back a couple bottles of Space Waves, and '16 Vernal Dichotomous, then picked up a couple of Audio Palette (which if I read right wasn't supposed to be available outside of the farm?!?) in town last week. Plus a handful of others, and the stash in the back of my pantry is starting to come forward and arise suspicion.

"Did you buy more beers"

"of course not, I just rearranged a few things in there"

/C(beer)SB derail.

 

I liked the Kolaborationbeerljdslfja;dlfkj;asldjfl;asdjf;lsjad f;ljsdl;kkjf04ur0ijldgnl34nre,fw.jkdjs. But it was hard for me to characterize. Not the bestest I've ever had, but it was a solid drinking beer. Glad I tried it but not sure I'll rush out to hoard any.

 

You guys ever try PBR? It's pretty high end stuff where I'm from.

 

@TacoBello I forgot one of my cousin's boyfriend has a 370Z nismo... Too fucking rice for my taste though ..

 

I told yo ass!

 

Well sheeeeiiiit... Monday seems to have snuck up to ruin things. Bitch.

 

 

we out chea

 

Bleh.

One thing's for certain- Nissan guys are all about [car] body modifications. His isn't even that bad compared to many others out there, but I still wouldn't touch that with an 18 foot pole.

 

and why such a terrible photo, thoi? Ain't nobody care about finding you.

"there's a green lamp post in that photo. they only have those in California. GET HIM!!!"

 

I knew you were going to comment on the photo it was pure laziness .. Plus I didn't want to make it seem like I liked his taste in car mods... Vossen wheels and all


Had a fairladyZ badge too.. Because JAYDEEEE EMMM BRUH

 

Also I think his hood is broke

 

probably how my non-car friends view my car.
riced out brah