So note to self- never try fixing a car on your birthday. Bad things will happen.

I remember the socket photo you posted... hilarious... that's about the time you start spouting off some colorful language and cursing your car for ever being manufactured.

 

Justin, based on tension and belt teeth, I don't think the TB could slip even if it tried and was as juicy as your vagina.

 

psh. belts jump teeth.
add a little oil.....

 

 

^ i had it perfect there.

 

Well, if it was gonna happen to anyone...

remember that one time you picked a fight with a crank pulley and they knocked a bruise on your chest?

 

I dont ragret nuffin'

 

I thought that was a cock burn

 

majofo be like ... i'm embarrassing him


I em bare ass my self daily

 

I don't think I'm embarrassing you.. I'm just here for the lulz

 

is it gay that I root for the gay couple in shameless?

 

nah, that's very progressive of you

 

like, i get super happy that the two dudes are in love.

is that gay?

 

only if you want to fit their cocks in your mouth, maybe

 

As long as you can picture yourself in an Eiffel tower situation with them it's not gay

 

if you have to pay the rent.. you have to do what you have to do.. nah mean

 

You ever suck some cock for some weed?

 

50% of them fellers cheat though

 

psh..

guys suck off Maj AND give him weed..

you ain't doing it right spacecowboy

 

I don't even smoke cuhh

 

never said you smoked it

 

It's the 99% stuff.. I'm sure.. cuz expert

 

See post #6969

 

??

 

Whoa man... I've never gone past 98%

you're freaking me out, man.

 

exxxactly

hot beef sandwich
cheese(tube)steak
everything I wanted and more

 

amateur

 

oh Adam....Happy Taco Day!!

 

ahh....

 

At least I'm happy... Wait... Whaaaat?

 

#throwbacktuesday

not sure how i came upon that thread... silly crab man

 

"you think that's bad, I used to suck dix for crack!"

I got you, Justin

 

Used to? C'mon, J...

 

He doesn't smoke crack anymore.. just pole

 

98-99% of the whole cock in yer mouth

 

way to state the obvious

 

with a cock as small as yours.. can probably get 99% of the balls too

 

This that 99% Austin sticky:



#420blazeitfgt

Shit just grows in the parks there. Dank AF.

No wonder that place is so weird.

 

Oh, so do you just dry the leaves and smoke them? Are the bigger leaves more potent, or are the smaller leaves more potent? Looks awesome, man. I bet that's at least 86% right there. Whaaaaaaat?

 

Funny enough, I did come across some kind of native plant growing in the mountains and the leaves looked VERY similar to maryjane leaves. No buds though. No stank either. Couldn't smoke.