i love the little message that pops up when you try to sign in when you're banned

"you are banned for this length of time, because...yada yada yada"
most of the time it was for insubordination from Steven. LOL

miss ya Steven Bell

 

I shall do the needful

 

Don't get killed son

 

ya'll are a bunch of instigating some bitches! in other news, anyone see that dumbass that tried to propose to his girl and drop the ring at the ball game?

 

anyone interested in changing the shape of the thanks button to a an erect cock? pointing left, maybe? balls on right?
Haven't come up with design yet.

and instead of "thanks" it'll say "eat one"...

I bet Majofo would "thank" more people than anyone else on this site.

 

I've always admired your penchant for more cock...

 

you would...and when you are more comfortable with your family knowing, I'm sure you'll follow suit.

 

It's always hard taking that first step out of the closet.

 

I'm well dressed from spending all my time in the closet

 

But but when it happens...

 

wasn't there a picture of you in a dress? or was that the bunneh?

 

I've always thought you looked good in high heels

I'm still a bit confused about that bump I see slightly below your waist, and the other bump I see on your throat though...

 

that was drunk bunneh

 

I'll show you a bump in your throat!

 

Shall I get on my knees, with my mouth open like this?

 

although, i did dress up a woman for Halloween once.
there's a physical picture floating around somewhere in my house

 

You dressed up a woman? Was she alive?

 

and don't you fucking fix that!

 

Alive? Yes.

Conscious? No.

 

grammatical error

 

bro, adam, take that shit behind a dumpster where it belongs!

 

I wanna fuck my ninja

 

oh shit..
I meant..
I wanna fuck, my ninja

 

 

typical white privilege...


taco, you a stanford swimmer?

 

lmao, well, we all know Justin is your ninja...
and he does go to bed at 9pm

so this shouldn't be *hard*

 

not gonna lie, i'd try really hard to wake her up and see if she's okay to get consent.
then she'd probably be like, omg, thanks for asking...no, my bf is such an ahole my mother doesn't understand me, so much homework.
friendzone again.

Fuhhh...being nice guy sucks.

 

fuck meek mills

 

What, sticking your dick in the pussyhole isn't an appropriate method to check if conscious?
Since when? I guess anus it is..

 

Goosed ya!

 

that's a very attractive new friend, that's all i'm saying.
wonder if she's pretty.

 

wtf when did I make Maj's signature?!


HOLY HELL



#lackselfesteemredeemed

 

hmmm...you gave him props for your asshole ways.
maybe he's the original attention cuck?

 

I just want everyone to know who's hanging from nuts

 

And I quote:

Yesterday during the toxic release, I believe it was.

 

yamma yamma yamma llama.. whippa da whippa whippa da whippahh da whippah

 

Just heard a dude on sway named substance...he was pretty damn good.

 

crank dat soulja boy

 

LOL...it was on the other day, I love that song...
they used to play it at ALL the home UM football (yes Johnny) games!

 

I was wondering what you meant by that... I was on my phone so do not see sigs ...


It all makes sense now... Irruminati confirmed