we get folgers in the office, and one dude stocks fridge with rockstar energy drinks and powerade for all.

i have a lil keurig in the office when i dont feel like brewing a new pot or its later and it wont get drunk. Got some Lavazza Kilimanjaro Grounds for it.

So i saw 2 weird things on drive today, an escalade who actually had a decal in giant letters of their rim size on the rear windows (30") and i shit you not, as i made the uturn under the freeway to get to office, i saw....a rocket....i mean a real rocket....some tard modeled a rocket car and was driving it on the road, apparently its a common sight in a nearby town...

 

i'm about to put him on ignore

 

@ "I shit you not, I saw an actual rocket"

 

Probably some lame space cadet/ NASA wanna be

 

I want that car. Badly.

 

I don't ignore anyone so that I can practice my zen at random intervals.

Some people do make it difficult though.

 

Hey asshole....I am Just in space, here...

 

who are you guys referring to? Rocky?

 

Dis guy... he's my favorite space cadet.

 

his little brother, M&M

 

Mystery Maha.....bi-polar wunderkind

 

Oh. Dat guy. Yeah... I know about dat guy.

I generally don't read more than one line of his posts. Sometimes two. But that's it. Just to get an idea of what is being discussed.

But anymore than that and my head begins to hurt.

 

There's like at least a half dozen people here recently that make me go to my happy place (the toilet).

 

You just want a ride on his red rocket..

 

Fixed for me.

 

Pfff... come talk to me when you've been to outer space and back. I've got no time for you earth dwellers.

 

Oh. I thought that was clear.

:soory: for any confusion.

 

I so wanna do the NASA or Jspace logo on my brake calipers.


"Where you going?"
To the fuckin' moon

 

It's okay, that's why I'm here.

 

What's that quote from that one movie?



"Where we're going, there are no curbs."

Or something ?

 

Speaking of curbs did you see roblee aka Mr racer

 

fuck a curb

 

 

pussy

C'mon fam, Drake's concert has more high heels in it than a LL Cool J show eh' ..Less ladies though.. obviously dawg, soory..

 

JM???

Crimeny. You might want to start checking behind your doors and shower curtains, Crabman.

This fool's gonna be all up in your kitchen boiling up your pets some day.

 

Yes sir...
shitty sound...
show starts at 8pm on a weekday when i work the next day...
they come on at 1145 finally after subjecting us to some mediocre dj to make us stand around buying $15 cocktails...
High AF...
Perform for an hour and then tell everyone at the venue, we partying at Club XYZ or whatever let's go...and they split.
I was like, never again...

JayZ and Justin...JayZ and Kenya...on the other hand...AMAZING!

And if Eddie Vedder is ever here, alone or with the gang, I never miss it.

 

ohhh that's awesome....
need to take to sticker store.

 

LOL, I DIDNT EVEN CATCH that he knew my last initial.

 

You can thank a certain rockstar for that

 

Exactly.

For real dude, watch your six.

 

dude, I'd love to see your calipers with nasa logos!
is your car currently on just jax? easy to do if so.

 

That's font looks like Disney's font they use for Space Mountain
And Atari,
And a little star wars-esque

 

Always

 

oh chit, im scurred

 

justonjacks; reporting for dooty

 

Justin can still sleep at night, I didn't say his actual last name.
If you find blanket in the microwave though, fucking Run, amigo.

Justin, put that logo on your calipers and also use it as the logo for your dispensary brand in 8 years from now or whatever your business plan you gave me said.

 

Oh so you didn't tell him his full name is Justin Maidik?

 

Back to the Future I...at the end, when they let you know there will be a II...
where we're going, we don't need roadddssssss....


ROADS...ROADDSS....ROE ADDDSSS... (black sheep segue)

 

Oh fuck... Did I let it slip

 

JustON