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Old Sep 3, 2016 | 09:46 AM
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Fucking justn....
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Fucking justn....
Fuckin', justn.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You want to know his real name, and not his stripper name?

You gonna make it rain on him? Like a windowpane?

Do you think your bands a make him dance? Are you gonna make him cum?

Hit him from the side like a motherfuckin' bass drum?
Is it bad that by the time I got done reading your post, I was actually singing it in tune?!?!
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:15 AM
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hit it...
from the
back
like a
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FUCKIN
BASSSSSS DRUMMMMMM


Fuck yes dude...youtubing that bitch now to annoy B.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:20 AM
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Everybody fucking jump!!
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:52 AM
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Anyone else outside cutting grass and washing their S2000 today?
Or naw?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 12:09 PM
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Naw....
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 12:44 PM
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I'm so confused.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 12:46 PM
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Fucking Justin.

Someone needs to to revoke the gate key. I'm surprised it didn't happen when the canaduhians came in here.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 01:53 PM
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Justin might be a little brash at times...
but don't get it twisted...
he's a staple of Acurazine and Ramblings and if he lifted just one of his itty bitty claws, he could have us all beheaded.
Revere the one we call Mr Space and tremble in fear...beg for his forgiveness...

Old Sep 3, 2016 | 03:29 PM
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Or chuck him in a pot () of boiling water with some Old Bay, potatoes, and corn, and we got ourselves a feast!
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Old Sep 3, 2016 | 03:54 PM
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How/why/when was he pronounced "gate keeper"?

It happened before I arrived. It's always a good laugh though.

And you're right, J. I wouldn't mess with those claws. Rather than do a big "Z" like Zorro used to do, Justn would carve a big "JS" across your chest and cut off your thumbs for good measure.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 04:29 PM
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JM, actually
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 04:35 PM
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J, any idea who makes the forged wheels for the V?

Is it Alcoa? Or GM made? Or someone else?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 04:58 PM
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I'm not certain, man.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
JM, actually
You might be giving that ninja too much credit. Fool's so blazed he would make the downward stroke of the "J", forget what he's doing and go nuke a burrito.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 05:18 PM
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Iuno, I'm sure he's got down strokes ingrained in muscle memory by now...
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:04 PM
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I declared Justn the gatekeeper many moons ago in Ramblings..
every derp to come out of 3G is now the responsibility of crabs..
he's also the unofficial whalecummer of 3G and hence, supposed to keep newderps in line.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:06 PM
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Is he doing a good job though?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:07 PM
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Since I don't know Justns last name, I'll just assume JM stands for "Justn- Mang".
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:08 PM
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I thought J was the whalecummer. He always whalecums new members.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:09 PM
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It's Michelin...
as in he should invest in those so he can avoid curbs and drunk trees.
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You guys jerk off already? Or naw?
If not, wanna do it at the same time?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:26 PM
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Ummm... Little too far...
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:28 PM
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I was looking for your tolerance point. Honestly didn't think you had one.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:29 PM
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Betta watchout fo dem michelins and curbs..

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Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

I was looking for your tolerance point. Honestly didn't think you had one.

Unlike Justn and CU2, I have a tolerance point... In fact, joining the group six months ago, I didn't expect ANYTHING like what I've seen...

I wanted to post what I did, but if all else failed, I would've posted it like this.... ⬇️
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:40 PM
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I ran over a crab with the work truck like 2 months ago...pretty big blue crab...
he wasn't crushed, but he did die. I was sad AF...and the odd thing, I was parked in front of a house in an inland subdivision where you'd never expect to see a crab.

Sucked.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
You guys jerk off already? Or naw?
If not, wanna do it at the same time?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:44 PM
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I couldn't resist, but God No, DON'T do that!!!⬆️
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:52 PM
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a simultaneous brolease.. I'm down.
are we going to choose fap material?
How about pics of Mystery Meat's dad?
PM list or just post here?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 10:53 PM
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Taco, I believe the wheels are in-house.
A direct GM vendor (only do wheels for GM).
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
a simultaneous brolease.. I'm down.
are we going to choose fap material?
How about pics of Mystery Meat's dad?
PM list or just post here?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I'm down.
Pretty sure you're not!!!!
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:11 PM
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Did someone say jerkin' it?
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:17 PM
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Why is mystery gagging to the point of puking? I meant jerk your OWN dick with your HAND!


Joe...one of my front ones was tig welded over a crack...seems to have another crack IN the weld but it's holding air no problem so I'm gonna leave well enough alone.
Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:27 PM
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Old Sep 3, 2016 | 11:28 PM
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