There's a first time for everything!

 

is that how you guys stay warm in the igloo

 

Well, it's been 11 years.
But I got the call this afternoon...
Come in at 6am and bring 3 sets of clothing.

Sweet...thanks Hermine.

 

?

 

for your information, it is considered to be politically incorrect to spell "igloo".

the new and accepted spelling is "e-gloo", to jive with the e- everything generation these days.

 

I work for the electric utility...headed North for smart grid restoration.

 

Oh, you're referring to the hurricane... I was super confused

11 years since your last grid restoration?

 

I was REALLY confused too..


My mind was like shit, funeral?




Safe travels J.

 

I knew what he was talking about.

Because I'm not a fuckin' dumbass.

 

J/K. It's because it's hurricansesun and the majority of gulf-coasters religiously watch the storm trackers and that's how I knew Hermine was a storm cummin to fuck up Florida Man.

11 years since FL got some of that wet and heavy blowing. Hard to believe.

Be safe DeerMeat, don't eat the roadkill without cooking it well first.

 

I'm really grateful when I was working there last year hurricane season was mild..

 

You guys read Novels?
Carl Hiassen?
He's the man...

Yes and yes...
I'll be back. Been over a decade since my whole life gets turned upside down by 16 hour shifts and fucking ugly ass grid restoration.
Last time we had one, I was in customer service on the phone. Now, I'm in a much better position.

 

I ain't reed shit. I keep ignant.

Books is for suckas!

 

Don't get sucked off over there

 

Doggie?

 

Evening.

 

Well, I guess anything is better than dealing with that...

Stay dry!!!

 

LOL...
non-event...
at least for us down here.
Regular business...
glad they made me cancel a vacation day.

 

At 103k miles now. Bought the car about 2 years ago. A few months after buying it , the left rear deck speaker popped the cap off, so I went ahead and replaced it. This past week, the right rear deck speaker started making the same noise. Haven't opened up the deck to inspect yet (not gonna go through all that without having a replacement speaker on hand), but I'm about 99% sure it's the same problem.

So now, of course, starting to debate if I should just replace/upgrade all the speakers while I'm in there.

 

it goes down the in the DM

 

Notice anything different???

 

nope, you're still a fag

 

Dude, that's a bit inappropriate. Have a little class. Don't insult the homos like that.

 

You got a new phone that doesn't misspell every other word you potato?

You figured out how to use carriage returns correctly?

Finally got proficient at multitasking so you can post with a dick in your mouth?

What else might we be missing?

 

now THAT was classy

 

It's Flyday, Flyday
Gotta get high on Flyday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Flyday, Flyday
Gettin' high on Flyday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Borin' shit, Borin' shit' (Yeah)
Borin' shit', Borin' shit' (Yeah)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Lookin' forward to the weekend

 

They don't like it when you call them homos

 

just in case. (justncase?)

 

found a little earth snake in the middle of the living room this morning.. he played possum.
took him outside.. pet him and sent him on his way.
poor little guy..

(read tiny penis)

 

But do they like being associated with mystery meat *more* or *less*?







I am an insensitive prick.

No, scratch that, people can't feel my prick when we bangin'. I think that's what I meant.

 

Friends, I do believe he's just
A nice little boy who
Goes by the name of mystery

 

homo

 

I just had to go look up what an earth snake is. I thought you meant "worm".

I didn't realize that is what those were called. We had one of those living in a candy bucket for a weekend because someone in my house is a weirdo that likes to catch bugs and shit. It was a neat little snake. (Released back into the "wild" of suburbia)

Way to not blast it with a shotgun, Maj. As would be your right to because, A) having intruded into your domicile, and B) being a belly crawling instrument of Satan hisself.

 

When he follows you around, do you pull your pocket inside out and make him hold onto it?

 

 

I just poked at a banana tree spider with a piece of copper...funny with all them eyes he still couldn't figure out how I kept tickling his belly...
He seemed mad. But spiders don't have feelings.

 

 

My puppy dog!

 

Have some class..

 

I love all things great and small (penis)

I'm always catching wild things in the street / roads..
even caught a 30 lbs snapping turtle near the freeway, released it in my local pond.
a month ago a 10 lbs red bellied turtle knocked at our door.. literally..
took him to the pond, as soon as he saw water he started flailing his legs.. "Not yet!!"
He took off like shit out a poop chute

Last year a tree bark scorpion crawled up in my cube.. I was like wtf.
Took him outside, he wasn't looking very healthy though.

Tarantulas, doggies, cats, oh maii..