I'll have you know, women LOVE my pink bubble gum lips!

 

we're all pink on the inside!!

 

not me...
I'm black. like my soul.

 

flippy.

 

Flippy is pink on the inside too. I checked.

 

I think Flip got mad at all my jokes about his questions...
lol...I was just teasing him. It's good to get opinions before making a decision!

 

Played softball yesterday... in a lightning storm

People were being idiots and didn't want to call a rain day. The field was a sloppy mess and it was pouring rain on us... you can kind of see the rain drops in the pics...

Rain? Rain ain't gonna stop us!!

 

Lightning is something I do NOT fuck around with...fuck that.

 

I agree. I actually refused to play. I ended up just drinking beer, on the bench.

People were like "use the aluminum bat. aluminum doesn't conduct electricity."

I was like "uh, you know lightning hits trees too, right? "

Joe's gonna come in here and call me a pusssssssssssay, but whatever. Losing my life for a game of beer league softball ain't worth it.

 

I doubt that...he's not a fool.
Even the toughest guy should be afraid of lightning.

Be like Mcguire and use a cork bat!

 

How the fuck does your metric electricity work up there? Buncha dumbasses.

 

the infield was such a mess... pitcher was standing in wet shale up to her ankles we also had to move 2nd base way in, due to the standing water. Just a mess out there.

 

Who is Joe? Who is Matt? Who has YOTM?

 

 

All just assholes on the internet. No YOTM.

 

Guess who gets to replace the oil feed line going to the turbo, tonight, on the sonata. I do!! I do!!!

 

This just in... J got YOTM again.

This justn:

 

dennis gonna be mad

 

Cactus incoming..
Lightning doesn't give a shit if it's a good conductor or not.



also.. the sun is shining.. pussy

 

Damn J, he is the Michael Phelps of Lawns

 

Oh, I get it. Because he be cuttin' grass, right!

That's some funny shit Alterboy!

 

Wait a minute.. I read use wood bat it doesn't conduct.
What fucking mental midget said aluminum doesn't conduct electricity!! waht a fucking marooon.
That is probably one of the dumbest fucking statements I've ever heard..
FFS.

 

That's what I said. I was like "guys, lightning hits trees. Pretty sure trees aren't good conductors of electricity" Nobody seemed to care what I thought though.

Sun was shining as the storm was passing by... it was still pouring on us though. Kind of romantic

 

you guys.....complete me!

 

Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Taco.. you need to find a new set of dumb people to hang out with.
I know you're really a smart guy that says dumb things.. I think we know where your infinite source of dumbness comes from..

 

I love you too, Maj.

 

taco they prob thought they were safe since u were the tallest one there i assume...."well if anyone gonna get struck its gonna be the giant holding the beer can"

 

Taco's friends..

 

I'd say that's quote worthy

 

You forgot to convert to metric. Metric electricity flows along plastic and silica. It won't flow through metal.

 

I was sitting

 

They are his brothers....and when I say brothers, I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think. If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

 

Man... RL09...

 

It's like all of the special in one Edd.

 

Faggot

 

 

 

@TacoBello

Tires are shipped and supposedly will arrive next Monday a la UPS. If they get there early enough, i can get them installed and aligned that day because i'm WFH next Monday...

 

WFH? Fucking kids these days and their fucking slang