Do you want to be the bitch instead?

 

Tis' true. It is very well priced. But since it said best offer, I thought I could get it down more.

When it comes to my moniez... I like to get the better value.. Because I hustle you know.

Same old shit, just a different day
Out here tryna get it, each and every way
Momma need a house, baby need some shoes
Times are getting hard, guess what I'ma do
Hustle, hustle, hustle, hard
Hustle, hustle, hustle, hard
Hustle, hustle, hustle, hard
Closed mouths don't get fed on this boulevard

 

I wanna play....

 

I just have a big dick.. Das right.....

NO brains.....

 

your lack of grammar makes that very obvious

 

flippy's grammar. I bet she was a sweet lady.

 

she made excellent deep fried chicken. I'll miss her.

 

i bet you'd like that you selfish prick..



i like to cuddle after

 

Getting ignored doesn't make me selfish. Do you know what ignoring someone means?!

 

:homergropingabuttonaccident:

For posterity-posterity

 

umm i've been through high school... it means the girls don't like your attempts at stalking them.. apparently showing up under their beds is considered freaky.....

 

Where is the capital Y <------ see like this at?

Fucking Imperfect assholes.

 

At the age of 10 right?

 

Colonel Sanders has nothing on her. Especially since he's a white guy.

The fuck they thinking..... Should have had Aunt Jemima, chicken and waffles with the syrup on da side.

 

Speaking of Colonel Sanders... Are they like swapping in a new actor for every advertising campaign? I swear there have been like four or five of them in the past six months...

 

I totally shit the bed on that one

I clicked submit and THEN realized the stupidity I wrote

 

I dont even watch tv and I knew this.

becuz the internet called them out, then they ran with it.
its been like a year or two already....

 

I'm not up-to-speed with KFCs advertising strategy...

 

At first, I though, "heh, he's playing like he's a dumbass."

And then you changed it and I realized, "nope, he's just a dumbass for real! I'd better capture that so he won't forget."

 

hey guise.. I know exactly what you're talking about, but will deny it, because I think it's below me.

 

hmmm... You're right... I should've left it. I could've gotten away with looking like I made a smart joke.. When really I'm just a dumdum. The truth is out there now

and damn you and your going back and saving shit!!!

 

The only thing below me is ___________________________________.

I'll let you be creative with this one

 

Again we don't call you adumb for no reason cuz

 

What about Mary Brown's?

they make the chick in their logo look like she's white, but let's be honest- white women don't know how to make fried chicken!!

 

She looks like a politician.

That logo looks like it should say vote for in front of it.

 

But you can't vote for Mary Brown's famous chicken and taters to run the country

I mean, as tasty as they both are, I don't agree with their foreign policies.

 

Jawknee, are you driving my plane today?? Or just serving me pretzels and water?

 

Vote for Roscoe. "Make Chicken and Waffles Great Again!"

 

Last minute schedule change, flying up to Chicago so neither, sorry bud

 

Better than the current clucks

 

Hi Ulster! There isn't two Irish pilots at the helm of your plane, is there?

 

Roscoe Dash?

 

You going to have dinner with Briandick4brain?

 

Yeah that's going to happen , the day after nofuckingwaysday

 

Thats not allowed, both pilots cant be drunk so they have to mix it up...

 

Meeting up with srika

 

Kansas airport suckkssssssss......

 

Fucking 10ft tall Andre the Giant Canuck.. everything is below you.

 

Eat Mary's brown and suck on her taters