chicago hockey team..

 

J, how do you not watch hockey? There's two damn NHL teams in your state!!!

 

why the fuck does hockey even exist in florida.


it's too hot for ice to exist

 

Saddest part is I like Hockey...
I literally live 2 miles from the Panther's stadium and can get free tix through my job a lot.
Overall, I'm just not a die hard sprouts fan.

 

Yeah I hear ya... sprouts aren't for everyone

 

Dingis! How can you call yourself Canuckian if you don't know there are THREE hockey teams in Cali...?!?!?

Kings, Sharks, and Ducks!

 

he's referring to J.. not me

 

Taco, the shame of having a -boi from USA tell you a hockey fact.


The disgrace. You better give up your citizenship to one of the refugees in here when Trump becomes President.

 

OH...whew. Okay, he's forgiven then.

 

Was ready to tell Ron A.

 

Youre such a tool Yumcha... I'M TALKING ABOUT FLORIDA!!!

LOL

 

Walking to the gym and I have to pass the Planned Parenthood spot.

See this girl out front spreading her legs and stretching.

Either she wanted to get the D right there. Or was telling me to come back in an hour.

 

I'm J.
There is no other.

 

J lives in Florida, not Cali. Looks like I'll be revoking your robot card, Yumcha. What kind of robot doesn't have Google Maps built in these days!

 

Come back in an hour. She's stretching to fit the BBC in

 

This is what happens when you get too excited.

I'm just trying to figure out if it was the girl or the gym that made me do it.

 

Yes, that is a black brotha brush in the gym bag.

 

I have no idea what I'm looking at

 

robot. Duh.

We immigrate...don't know nothing about the NA wheys...buy up homes and don't do ANY landscaping and just let it become weed-ridden but have a garage full of nice cars.


And we speak no English. Just loud Chinese.

 

Looks like a gun handle and ziploc dope bags on you!!

 

No clue what I'm looking at there Kev, but Imma assume there's *a dildo*, not "your dildo" but "a dildo".

 

See above. Post 5580. That's what's in the bag.

 

God, I love Saintor just read the bottom last 5 other 6 posts

https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...helmed-947833/

 

what a dumbass

 

i lost him at geriatric styling

 

I know

I'm sorry, but I think the new Cadillacs look sporty and luxurious. They stand out and look great... The TLX? yeah, bring on the vanilla and boring.

 

The TLX is thrilling (that kind of). But what are Cadillacs?...

...Bueller? Bueller?...

Exactly. No one knows what is a Cadillac.

Point Acuré.

 

"Dare Greatly" is their motto..

Cadillac Oscars Ad Features Steve Wozniak, 2016 CT6 | GM Authority


pretty sick commericial too. definitely not anywhere near 'geriatric'

 

and for the geriatric among us! gary, too much TLX thrill = peeing in their Depends

 

Cadillac is a car company that puts their money where their mouth is, and actually produce serious asphalt punishing cars, rather then having a marketing department try to do that, in order to cover up mediocrity. Just saying.

 

 

damn that's an old thermostat..

 

Hot as balls in that motherfucker. Take the day off!!

 

I work in a historical district. All the buildings down here are old. This building hasn't really changed since the early 70s AFAIK. That's why the HVAC is total bullshit.

 

Seriously, unless you're allowed to work buck naked in the office, if be heading the fuck out. That's crazy heat for indoors.

 

i'd head home as well.

cant work if face is melting

 

The server/rack room has to be pushing 110 degrees. Lol

Boss is on vacation... FML

 

That's safe for the equipment..

 

They're Macs...they never break.

I've got three large fans pointed at them. It's the best I can do... Lol

 

Blow hot air on the hot equipment!

Are the girls getting naked in the office yet?