You haven't shit since Saturday?

 

No... I go make sin-waste once a month like everyone else. Why?

 

you's a girl?

 

 

Dammit, Thoiboi, girls don't poop! Ever!!

 

:seppuku:

 

Been hanging in Mystery Meat's topics too much, i'm joining him at his level..

 

 

The, "must wear a helmet all the time" level.

 

Back.

 

The "be careful, coffee hot you dumbfuck" level

 

Hey Yummy! Good Morning!

 

then how do you explain this?!

 

ever heard of freezer burn..?!?!


or when you touch dry ice





must we explain EVERYTHING?!?!?

 

Ah, the "be careful, coffee cold you dumbfuck" level!

 

Oh, hey Brother!

 

 

 

But... I know a few people who *should* use their genitals to stop a chainsaw blade. For humanity.

 

we need a time machine so that their parents could have done the same.

 

Looking at you Kardashians..

 

Chainsaw + Genitals = Mystery Meat

 

Afternoon now, sir. Just ate. *belches*


So, how was your launch-fireworks-and-shoot-machineguns-into-the-air weekend go...?

 

What...? Didn't one of them do that to his gonads and go from he to she...?

 

If only he did it 25-30 years earlier

 

Jenner didn't make any of the scuzz kids. That's all OJ's lawyer and OJ (if the tabloids are to be believed, and I do).

 

Have you seent the new Jenners.. they're just as bad...

 

Hmm. I didn't know those were a thing.

 

Guess you're not......




keeping up with the kardashians!


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I'm going to go jump off a bridge now

 

Punny. Very punny.

Maybe you could ask your buddy Jason Statham to roundhouse kick you off a bridge like he used to do in his TV show, "Walker, Texas Ranger".

 

you've upset the all mighty, Chuck Norris!

 

no


no.


don't acknowledge it.

i should be killed for that joke. if Majofo were here, i would be already.

 

Wow, those are scary-looking nails.

 

Yumcha, I had authentic Chinese food on Saturday and it was wonderful! Who knew that ginger beef and sweet and sour pork could be so delicious!

No, but for real, Wifey and I went to a place called Noodle Feast. Small place. We walk in, and it's jam packed. Of the 40 people in their, 4 were white. And they were with other Asians. Wifey and I were the only all white table

Food was to die for. Super delicious. If you're ever in town, check it out!

 

NICE! Google of the menu shows that they are a northern-Chinese noodle shop...where the noodles are made in-house. NICE. One of the dishes I really enjoy is just the plain noodle bowl with nothing else except for some flavoring and onions. Many noodle-type shops offer this very simplistic and carbtastic bowl...but, it's just great. The alternative of the beef brisket noodle is also a worthy try.

What did you and the First Lady have?

 

Probably General Tso's and some Kung Pao.

 

On Canada Day, the wife and I actually went for dimsum...our first time in a RONG time...maybe 2+ years now? We enjoy the "brunch" but always find that we're tanked for the rest of day...the combination of salt, oil, and grease probably is what does us in.

But, it was still a nice treat. Had some tendon, chicken feet, chive-shrimp dumplings (steamed and panfried), radish cakes, and sticky rice. And cha, of course...have to have cha...albeit, it was not the best cha.

 

Taco, did they tell you that you couldn't order anything with bones in it because you'd choke?

 

Yeah, no...that restaurant Taco is talking about does not offer that crap.

 

Cantonese dry noodle with bbq pork is my shit It's a mixed Canto/Viet dish that's one of my favorite foods to eat hands down. usually paired with a bowl of pork broth


That or zhajiangmien


fuck now i want some asian food...