If my math is correct (and it are, because the only thing I'm gooder at then English is mathing), it took me a year to reach my first 1000 posts. But it's taken less than a year to make the next 5000. So I think I'm on track to hit 1M posts by 2020.






EDIT: And now, gentlemen (and inertia based children's toy), I bid you farewell as I go off on my self imposed arbitrary post count sabbatical.

 

Herhehhe he called me out spesho because I'm spesho


Have a good one cul0

 

I meant yo-yo.

 

fuck. you broke my sabbatical.

Oh well.

What I miss while I was gone?

 

I need to take my ass over to the wheel store... Make sure these mofos have what I need before my car is sitting on jack stands.

 

What choo need?

 

6000 posts?? Pfft, I do that with my eyes closed.

 

What is particularly impressive is that they're almost all repost, workout, and burp posts.

You're a machine Yummy.

A robot, I'd say.

 

I thought you were referring to the jack in the box

 

Or cinder blocks....

 

Uhhhhh... a jack in the box isn't an inertial toy ya' Dingus... it's a kinetic energy transfer toy.

I scoff at you. Please mark yourself down for a B- on this assignment; you have failed.

#4Shame

 

Although I understand your confusion because I lumped you in with "gentlemen". :soory:

 

 

 

Ho Ho Ho ..... We have a tough guy who can't drive and works for the gubmint...

 

 

The 48 year old "Federal Law Enforcement" special operator.

For some reason, I'm picturing a Paul Blart-esque TSA agent.

I sort of want to fly through SC to opt out and have him fondle my balls. Whisper into his ear "I never watch my 6... cuff me Danno"

 

I bet he could have played ball in college too, but got hurt his senior year of HS. Coulda gone pro but that damned knee.

Kept him out of the Army and off the Seal Team too, but when the Alphabet Boys heard he was still in play, they got him on-board as an Operator. Protecting and Serving... death from above and from 2000 yards away.

Boy, he'll pop your head open like an over-ripe watermelon and it'll happen before you see the flash or hear the crack of the rifle.

Got 53 confirmed kills in Hanoi. Not during the war, just went for fun back in 1994.

So watch your 6. We don't even know who he is.

Like a fart in the wind.

 

Guize, super cereal though. If I don't make it back, I think you'll know why.

 

I wash my 6 all the time


Got it keep it nice and clean

 

Nineteenz...

Looks like my wheels are going to sell for a little more then I expected.

 

Found some staggered setup but I'm not low yet... I want to do a 10 in the rear... May end up going 8.5 in the front and 9.5 in the rear..

 

Nice. That'll take some rolling?

 

So, whoever has had a birthday in the past week or an upcoming birthday..... Don't say I've never did anything for your ass...

 

Also, I haven't forgot about the rest of you non birthday cum guzzlers...

 

My wife and I used to have the cake jockeys do stuff like that.

My favorite was a birthday that my cake read: "Happy Birthday, I want a divorce".

I got her a "Go Fuck Yourself" cake once.

Cake is cake. and it's better if you're laughing when you eat it.

I like the implication that the "you're always fucking things up" cake is for a 5 year old.

 

 

It's gonna be a slow one today, isn't it?

Just me and my echo?

 

morning fellas....hell of a drive today.....rain and lightning all the way!

 

I'm off! Going to hit up an earlier happy hour that we can never make it to otherwise!

 

Cu2 what part of Htown u in?

 

And where is this Special AGent dude from yesterday afternoons posts? i missed him.

 

South of the city, in the Space Center / Kemah area.

 

nvm
i found him....the dude Justin has been trying to help.

 

Yep. The guy that justn the dummy has helped numerous times in the past too.

 

the six speed guy?
he was like...my bad, the oil is low.

in my head im like...duh!

 

Hope the fucker apologizes for being a dick because he can't drive AND can't check oil ..


Wonder how did "plenty of oil" go to "oil was low" ...


Fucker needs to learn some humility. Not gonna get that from being an Internet tough guy

 

What's worse is that he didn't say my bad..

 

i knew right away that since he couldnt tell me at which RPM the car falls flat, that he wouldnt check the oil.

for some reason, i take for granted that I'm able to check and inspect things on vehicles. i think its super easy to check and inspect. I owe it to rockstar for being anal

 

CommonSense says people lack me..


Yeah...

"Just another asshole on the Internet"