because you stir the shit by calling the race card shit

 

i got a secret guys...im living a lie....Im not driving a TL.....for the last 2 weeks i have been in a Lexus es350 the dealer gave me as a loaner while they work on my car. i mean i OWN a TL but i just wasnt sure that i could continue this relationship without you knowing the full truth.......however i might get my car back by the weekend....if not.....im driving the loaner to Houston and saving the miles from the family machine!!!

 

last I heard he was making baby #2 while tuning the TL-S as the paint was drying on the mower he just painted.

 

no not seriously...


but sometimes I wish I did.. i get a lot more done on here than there..

 

No TL for 2 weeks? You must be in heaven! I'm a bit envious right now

 

but an ES though should've asked for the GS

 

Guy next to me on the plane is watching Deadpool and it's on the Dopinder scene.


Now I'll forever remember Chadpinder when I watch this movie

 

J was here yesterday, you dolts.

 

His thread hasn't been updated..

 

Dude first they tried to put me in a Rav 4, i said ummm no....then they gave me a 2015 ES350. I dont like the styling, it looks like a camry, but dude the ride is super comfy.

i would've liked to get the GS but i think they reserve that for actual Lexus owners, not 08 Acura owners!! My bro-in-law got a new IS 250 F sport last month. i will get to see it this weekend. looks nice from the pics.

but i digress, story over.

Still gotta watch deadpool!

 

That's hasn't [seriously] happened in like 18 months!!

 

You're a boy. We don't care if you leave... Well I'm sure buffetboi will, because women don't like him kuz his small peen. While men love small peen... Ask J about small peen, surprised he doesn't drive a lifted truck due to sps.

 

Is dead pool a pron? I only watch prons.

 

 

So you guys see we have a new vendor?

 

 

#NeverForget

 

your mom?

 

sorry i will stop with the mom stuff.

i have to call around and see how much the timing belt package will cost me. for the prices i have they coulda thrown in the thermostat!

 

I'll service your mom for free!

 

The floormats? Is it the floormats? Because there's a vendor selling floormats? I've seen their posts about floormats. They make floormats. And you can floormats them floormats. If you floormats floormats floormats floormats. Floormats, floormats floormats. Floormats

Floormats.

Floormats.

Floormats.

 

That guy's just an asshole.

 

mom's are off limits in this thread...


except J's mom

 

Morning asshats

Time to install my new saddle and go for a ride.

Hopefully I won't be called into work within the next hour, though the hours would be nice

 

ride her hard!!!!!!

 

my regional forum sucks for activity.....i shouldnt care since they said they were more active on FB......ummm no thanks.

 

We'll see how my ass adjusts to it

 

I need coffee

 

Something tells me you'll be fine.

 

 

cul0's on point today

 

I just texted the wife "I wonder how much tail I can pull in an Audi?"

Her response "With a license plate like AS5MAN the amount of tail you would get is limitless."

20 seconds later "Of course they'll all be hairy."

 

*on fleek.



(I dunno, I heard the kids saying it)

 

moar pictures of French maid


what? I'm just appreciating the finer things in life

 

i'm over spoonfeeding skinner. you're on your own there justin..

 

which thread? too lazy to search.

 

Moms and kids are off limits in this thread... Unless you want me to dig up some dirt on you, post it all over Azine while you cry in the corner.

 

Just in case your BMV (wft, Ohio, really?) shuts down AS5MAN, you can possibly fall back on NVW5SV.

Not quite the same, but sort of.



And yes, it's available.

 

https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-t...mounts-945846/

 

Do it up. I could use some controversy in my life.


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