if you ded, can I haz your pancreas?


and since you don't drink, I'll take your liver and kidneys also and keep them frozen...

 

I'll bring the fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

oh I see you're going for the tube steak


leave me some too!!

 

sure thing bud!

I'd donate my heart to you too but you already got it


The brain is obviously trash just burn that

 

 

I think being it'd pair better with some sake though..

 

Sake and edamame?

 

 

Hanibar Rector!

 

Yep. The ban was worth it.

 

?

 

Well, see, normally that's where I would have done the whole "self reported for wacism" post, but that schtick is getting a little stale. I just went right to the implied ban.

For wacism.

Dammit. Now you've broken the joke.

 

 

 

Sup, kids.


Still fighting this darn cold. Have no nose. And hacking up a lung. And at work...to infect everyone.


I may go home and work from there the rest of the day. At least I can cough to death in the privacy of my own place.

 

jk i'm back. just twiddling my thumbs at work..


plus gotta make sure Chadpinder gets his Audi


remember, we need pics of bacon, butter, syzurp, and i forget what else...

 

Teabag on hood.

 

I see that "Chadpinder" has stuck.

 

green tea or black?





or blueballs

 

I lol'd at explanation of said joke and not the joke itself .

 

English teachers and their bad jokes

 

 

Three guys - one from the past, one from the present, and one from the future, met at a pub. It was a tense meeting.

 

i got that one!!!


now make a math joke!!!

 

*slaps knee*

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.




Why was 4 afraid of 5?


Because 5 was a registered 6 offender.

 

3 out of 2 gwai-ros have problem with fractions.

 

Or...

What is the square root of 69?


Eight something.

But really. It is.

 

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging.



Cuz. X was always 10.

 

There are 10 types of people.

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

 

man... you're always sick!! struggling immune system? Maybe you're running too much.. or not eating enough.. or licking too many hand rails and elevator buttons.

 

Hear about the statistician 
who drowned crossing a river?







































It 
was three feet deep on average.

 

I will stop now.

 

i have shit for an immune system too


must be because we look alike


i should probably stop licking those elevator buttons too... i didn't know that was bad

 

Just one of those. My immune system is admittedly not as ironclad as most, I admit. This is why I'm an exercise and diet freak for the most part.

My sister also has noted that supposedly, the HEALTHIER you are, the more you DO feel symptoms when you are sick...less "stuff" in your body and so, you become more sensitive when a bug is inside.

 

I think I want some Costa sunglasses for Father's Day. Lots of peeps rant and rave about them and their lifetime warranty.

 

J, how about some white framed oakleys instead?

 

hmm.... there may be some truth in that


so the obvious solution is to lick all the things?