I'm still trying to find out what Victoria's secret is.


She must have a hairy vagina....

 

I guess I coulda just Googled 'where to buy sexy clothes' LOL

sigh

what style do you guys like?

http://www.amiclubwear.com/cocktail-dresses.html

Edit: Holy shit 60 pages nvm lol

 

Um, wouldn't she know how to answer that better? You're secretly a cross dresser aren't you? For your size, may I recommend Addition Elle. It's for plus sized women

 

Couple weeks ago was heading into the end of the Spring semester. Getting some final work done ahead of time and squared away, so that... Last week was on a boat in the Caribbean trying to relax (but now I'm more tense and stressed, so WTF), and now back in the office staring up at the mountain of shit that piled up while I was gone.

The Spawn is good. Passed along some crud to me that hit on day 3 of vacation and has now taken up residence in my sinuses. So that sucks. Spent Sunday dealing with his spontaneous puking. So that sucked.

I'm just so exhausted, all I can muster is to make it through the week to crawl into bed at 9:00 on Friday. animal right here... Ah tell you hwut.

 

I don't know where to buy sexy clothing.

 

I can think of places I'd go for wifey here, but I really don't know what you guys have down south. What's your budget? The pricier places would definitely have such clothes. That, and they're made to fit nicely. Gotta pay to play though

 

CuJoe, do you sell propane and propane accessories?

 

I'd drop ~$200 on this dress. I'll find something. It's a surprise or else I would ask.

 

That is quite littraly why I moved to Texas.

 

Just get her crotchless panties and no top. What else does she need?

 

'Yep I sell propane'

 

 

Because someone's gonna have to remove the dress to get to the crotchless panties. Duh.

 

The headlights before are nothing special, hence why she just dropped a fuck ton of money to Ebay

Man, those chive girls are amazingly sexy. Cut from a different cloth lol. Mostly Cali girls

 

Damn it Bill.....

 

Is there a Holt Renfrew or Nordstrom near you? Those would be a good bet.

 

"Holt Renfrew - Canada's Specialty Retailer of Luxury Brands"





Why didn't I think of Nordstrom!

 

The wife shops at Nordstroms.

 

I love living in Cali.

 

I thought Holt moved into the US market... Guessing not. But yeah, Nordstrom is the way to go. You can pay me for my advice by sending me nudes. Doesn't matter of who, really.

 

careful what you wish for man LOL

 

Lol

Ya'll have seen nudes what more can I do? Myself? You like hairy men?

 

I'll send you some nudes alrite.

 

Taco you've seen the nudez.

 

I'll take all da nudes. Especially hairy men

 

But only if they have a zucchini in the butt.

 

Summer squash acceptable?

 

Back from -ing...

 

What about a finger?

 

I've missed two days. I'm a failure.

 

Eh?

 

I see the beauty in errrbody. Especially if they have a zucchini protruding from an orifice.

 

Get it in black though.

 

Who's the girl maharaja posted...? She hawt.

 

Missed yesterday...

 

I didn't post a girl Yum... They just want Mrs Maha nudes.

Why didn't the forum resize those pics? lol

 

MCA

 

Yeah she looks good and all, but that fucking dress is blocking everything I want to see

 

You know he's been dead for like 4 years, right?

 

Who? Oh. Beastie boiiiiiis.