Troof.

 

And here we are trying to reverse engineer our way through the door and then get stuck at the glass ceiling...

 

I don't know what kind of garbage disposal I have.

I know that I want to replace it because the one I have is shitty.

 

Parked next to a RS5 today at the gym. Lowered on HRE's brand new dealer plates on it too.

 

I would've loved to register my entire clan's name with the first two names being:

Phuc Yu [variable]



I'd be "Phuc Yu Tu". And then, someone else be "Phuc Yu Gu". And then, someone else is "Phuc Yu Man". "Phuc Yu Du". "Phuc Yu Di".

And so on. Sigh. I would do it all over again. Properly.

 

I'm glad we can have these silly convos without anyone getting butthurt these days. Yes, mostly me.

 

 

RS5s are sick af. So pricey though!

 

Then, we can have convo starters like this...

"Hey...I'd like to invite you, Phuc Yu Di, your wife..."

"WHAT?!?? What didjoo say about ma wife?!??"

 

 

Sounds like the start of a good time.

 

Oh just you wait...

The minute the tables turn and the gwai lo jokes come out....

 

It's "gwai ro".

 

Must be a different dialect

 

Taco, what if we called you a grey ho instead...

 

True. More sowf you go in -land, the more twang the accent.




I swear, listening to Vietnamese sometimes makes me giggle. Even Cantonese does.

 

It's not wacist if I'm being wacist to my own demographics. So, no reportin' me!

 

my mom cant say clown.

and for the longest time, i thought it was called cutter fish and not cuttle fish.

 

Well, time to go -ing...it's cardio day. Not sure if I should do treadmill or run the stairs outside...we'll see as I walk to the gym. Hopefully not too chilly.

 

My FiL can't say shrimp. He calls it krimp. Apparently the "sh" sound is hard for Vietnamese speakers?

 

And when he swears, it's awesome..."f*cking bullsh*t" is pronounced as "bahking bullsi-eck".

 

At least your mom knows what cuttlefish is...my parents just told me it's like squid ..

 

Don't forget I'm Deer Meat.
Thanks Lon.

 

baby squid!!

 

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally

 

I hate all of you.



I miss Franz......

 

Justin you're going to be a great dad some day..



You've gotten so good at spoon feeding here on AZ

 

Spoon is secret code for Penis, right?

 

Just an FYI, I've turned on dick mode. So if I say something that you find offensive, I'm soory.

 

my mouth just opened.

 

yay

 

Deer meat!? What the?

 

Back from -ing...

 

Neighbor is 77 and Viet...that's how she pronounces Jeremy.

 

oh, please. She just thinks you have adorable Bambi eyes and is secretly in love with you. That's where "Dear meet" comes from.

 

Don't enjoy wild game..even if I'm and eat everything. Just doesn't taste good. I'll stick to the basics of cow, pig, or chicken...thanks.

 

Venison is delicious. Just no steaks.

 

You're crazy. Seriously.

 

my comment was for Yumcha, not Maha. Game meat is something tasty.

 

I'm always open to trying new foods (recently, bear meat). But, yeah...per the phrase "too gamey"...that's kinda what I think of deer, moose, bison, et al. Just not particularly fond of it.

Tried horse meat too. Nope.

I've yet to try dog and cat (yes, some parts of -land consume them)...but, I'm pretty sure I won't enjoy it either.