The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Quattro)
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Bro, pics or it didn't happen.
GF's friend that's actually super cool that you can have hours of conversation with, is probably attractive (since her son is yours and you only fux with hotties) that is staying at your house in your bed.
after some sake and hopefully some suckee "omg, no brian, this is your house...we'll sleep feet to face (ass to mouth?) and we're just friends it's not biggy".
Brian'll be like, TRUE...we're buds! Nothing will ever happen! but in his mind he'll be like, she does know feet to face is just a platonic way of saying let's 69, right?
oh dis gun b good!
GF's friend that's actually super cool that you can have hours of conversation with, is probably attractive (since her son is yours and you only fux with hotties) that is staying at your house in your bed.
after some sake and hopefully some suckee "omg, no brian, this is your house...we'll sleep feet to face (ass to mouth?) and we're just friends it's not biggy".
Brian'll be like, TRUE...we're buds! Nothing will ever happen! but in his mind he'll be like, she does know feet to face is just a platonic way of saying let's 69, right?
oh dis gun b good!
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Bro, pics or it didn't happen.
GF's friend that's actually super cool that you can have hours of conversation with, is probably attractive (since her son is yours and you only fux with hotties) that is staying at your house in your bed.
after some sake and hopefully some suckee "omg, no brian, this is your house...we'll sleep feet to face (ass to mouth?) and we're just friends it's not biggy".
Brian'll be like, TRUE...we're buds! Nothing will ever happen! but in his mind he'll be like, she does know feet to face is just a platonic way of saying let's 69, right?
oh dis gun b good!
GF's friend that's actually super cool that you can have hours of conversation with, is probably attractive (since her son is yours and you only fux with hotties) that is staying at your house in your bed.
after some sake and hopefully some suckee "omg, no brian, this is your house...we'll sleep feet to face (ass to mouth?) and we're just friends it's not biggy".
Brian'll be like, TRUE...we're buds! Nothing will ever happen! but in his mind he'll be like, she does know feet to face is just a platonic way of saying let's 69, right?
oh dis gun b good!
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speaking of which, i was reminded of a terrible joke yesterday about how asian parents name their children... something to do with pots and pans being thrown down stairs... makes me wonder how your parents got "johnny" out of it 
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well, they threw a skillet and were gonna go with "Dong", but once he was born they knew the name would leave any of his future lovers very disappointed (false advertising).
naming book and randomly picked something from in there for my middle name.
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RDX guys complaining about homelink 
https://acurazine.com/forums/audio-b.../#post15727112
dafuq... they break in and then open your garage he says.. how the hell is that different from if you had the remote in your car...
https://acurazine.com/forums/audio-b.../#post15727112
dafuq... they break in and then open your garage he says.. how the hell is that different from if you had the remote in your car...
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you funnny with the #dadjokes
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RDX guys complaining about homelink
https://acurazine.com/forums/audio-b.../#post15727112
dafuq... they break in and then open your garage he says.. how the hell is that different from if you had the remote in your car...
https://acurazine.com/forums/audio-b.../#post15727112
dafuq... they break in and then open your garage he says.. how the hell is that different from if you had the remote in your car...
