NO!
No thinking, just get up, put on music...drink while you work and instant gratification. Plus, just security...as long as Justin ain't around, the grass will always be there!

Right back atcha...

but, from watching a close buddy open a paint shop...so much stress to make ends meat, no benefits, no sure paycheck every month. Fk that...I'll keep my day job.

 

Exactly. I leave my boring office for lunch everyday, walk over the grocer, eat a salad and watch the guys mow the park and think "damn...that sounds kinda nice". Grass is always greener, I guess. Pun intended.

Yea my benefits here are so absurd it will be hard moving on.

 

shoot...that hot new coed alone is enough perk to stay!

haha...that reminds me...early on, I was on the phoneboard here...I'd see the janitors and meter readers and think, MANNNN they got the LIFE!

 

I used to have passion for this stuff. Now it's just an annoyance.

Honestly opening a diner is what I want to do. But the food industry is UNFORGIVING. It's a huge risk and a shit ton of hours.

 

BTW the pants she wore yesterday...walking back from tacos on lunch....good god.

I turned to my gay coworker while walking and said "dude I know you don't go that way but how can you not appreciate the perfection that is that ass". He goes "No, I get it, that shit is amazing".

 

except he was looking at yours when he agreed and said that.


and who can blame him.

 

Seriously I almost snapped a pic but g'damn I'd feel like a creep. LOL

 

embrace the creep!

 

 

Went to pay for lunch, no checking card. Fuck. Right before vacation.

Walked down to taco tuesday joint and voila!

New girls gaze throwing me way off my game...

 

Show her your dope car.

 

Why you think she gazin?

"Damn boy, whatchoo got, that a 3.2 liter like a boss?"

 

 

I just need to be alone
I just need to be at home
Understand what I'm speakin on
If time is money then I need a loan
But regardless I'll keep keepin' on
Fuck fake friends, we don't take Ls we just make Ms
While y'all follow we just make trends

Not usually my bag but I can't get that damn verse out of my head.

 

Spacers have arrived! Mount before vacation?

 

 

Apparently, the TL is a chick's car.

So this is a no brainier. Win/Win situation.

 

 

50.............more..............minutes.........

 

Yeah, and the miata is a manly man's car

 

I still confused as to why you haven't invited said coworker for a threesome with you and the wife...

 

I've known her for two weeks. Lol.

Most people must think swingers are just fuck anyone and everyone type people. Totally not the case.

 

On the other hand a nice Puerto Rican on vacation...

 

I never said that at all. But you keep trying to ignore the boner in your pants, and keep saying "no, no, no..."

I'd be saying "yes, yes, yes!" And working some magic, even if it takes the next 18 months to do so.

 

18 months and half your money?

 

I get the impression she'd be weird/clingy/whatever though. Her youth shows.

Not that training a newbie isn't a dream though... LOOOOOOL

 

Why would she take half his money? He's married already and looking for consensual fun, involving him, his wife and her. I could be wrong, but I don't think she can get a dime out of him.

You must train the young padawan, to learn the way around the force. Er, I mean cock. I think newbies have their ups and downs. Hopefully she has some experience with da meat stick. If not, fuck, I wouldn't even bother. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

 

 

I remember way back, there was a swinging thread (or something along those lines) in Ramblings. No idea what it was called. I know it got locked up. It's one of those awkward topics that's like politics. True story,

My trainer was telling me yesterday during the workout that he was hosting a dinner at his house with close friends. He said half way through the night, the friend (lady) got piss drunk and turned to his wife (my trainer) and asked if it's true what they say about black men.. He said he had a look of thinking to himself like "WTF is going on right now.." His wife didn't play into it, but the guest (lady) turned to my trainer and said that her husband really likes his wife. My trainer got up and said "well, how about we go outside and get some fresh air".. I asked him what was the end result.

He said, they went home shortly after going outside. He tried to talk to his wife about what happened but she rolled it off as they are crazy people. He looked like he shit bricks when he was telling me. I couldn't help but bust his balls over it. We had some good laughs over the story, but my boy is def shook over the situation hahaha.

 

Yea...that was my thread. Worst decision I've ever made here.

 

 

 

It was that thread that got me into swinging. One night, my wife hooked up with chad's wife. And I hooked up with chad. It was hot stuff.



What do you mean we were doing it all wrong?

 

Well...I'll see you guys next week.

 

Just woke from a nap. Was up since 7:30 AM yesterday. Went to the gym this morning, while on no sleep. Decided to drink extra pre workout, became jittery in lowes, to the point where I thought the cart was moving side to side. Came home and wife was like go take s nap. Shiiiit ok 2 hour nap better than nothing.

 

Wait, what?

 

Flippy is high on 'tussin again...

 

yeah, i'd say.

Im still trying to figure out what the first photo he posted is of. Did he get wheels? Why was he up for 50 hours? Why is he driving if he's shaking like mofo?

 

The picture of the wheels

 

i love those