That moment when you go to the restroom and bee line to the handicapped stall as usual, sit down and mid-dukie a guy comes in with a walker and struggles to fit in stall next door...

 

How fat was the fucker?

 

I went by that ford dealership again to see if that NSX was still rotting outside. Looks like it's gone. I feel sorry for the tool who bought it.

On another note, I noticed what looked like SIX GT350s sitting outside, with four inches of snow on them. I bet there's probably another inside the dealership. Fuck me... So sexy

 

Such a dick.....

 

I also don't understand people who don't clean up after themselves in the bathroom. IE: leaving paper towel on the ground or counter.

 

wait.... so you're telling ME, you have to shit IN the toilet?!?!

 

Unless you can't make it. Then you shit in your pants.

 

Spoken like a true father


I take it mama's gonna teach potty training

 

 

 

He's already potty trained. A benefit of being a stay at home mom. But yes, she did most of it. Now, he just goes on his own...

 

joke ruiner...

 

 

soory.

 

Kids are for chumps.

 

No, kids are for loving parents and child predators.

 

 

You a perv? You perving, perv?

 

No, my name is Hansen. Chris Hansen.

I was testing you.

 

I've got some testies for you...

Testicles n yo mouf.

 

Test deez nuts.

I'm out catch you guys manana or some shit.

 

Adios amigo

 

Wouldn't it be something if Chris Hansen turned out to be a child predator?

 

Oh, I get it. I mention Chris Hansen and everyone goes scurrying out of here. Sick fucks. What's wrong with all of you?!

 

Calm down, let's make acurazine great again.

 

afternoon fuckers

 

I thought AZ was great again because of the 3G ramblings section...

 

Im curious as to why your parents gave you a "B" name, instead of an "A" name.


Then again, I'm surprised every Asian child's name isn't "AAA"...

 

I'm only half Asian

 

From the waist, down?

 

Tf?

Reported.

 

You've clearly missed the plethora of Asian parents discussions we've had here in the past

It's not my fault all Asian parents demand greatness from their children!!

 

Don't be reporting shit!
we get away with murder in here!

 

Speaking of which... Hey Chad...

 

LMAO...he ain't reportin nothing. He probably chuckled.

 

Reporting? No.

Blocking?

 

What's everyone up this fine Taco Tuesday?

 

Gonna go shoot some pool with the coworkers

 

Pocket pool

 

Lol I joke. Remember, I'm still the designated 3G racist.