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Old 09-12-2018, 11:43 AM
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I read tortilluh in Napolean's grandma's voice...
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Hey everyone, J got the joke!!
Old 09-12-2018, 11:46 AM
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It worked!
Old 09-12-2018, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Today I learned that anything in a folded tor-till-ah is called a taco.

So I guess no more cock meat sammiches. They’re now cock meat tacos.
No.. a cock meat sandwich is when it's a PINK taco


FFS, why we gotta spell it all out for you :sigh:
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You need to watch Harold and kumar
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Y'all some hoes.
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Old 09-17-2018, 01:44 PM
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ho ass tricks.
Old 09-24-2018, 01:26 PM
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Whatever you did this weekend probably fails to compare...

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Shit.. i thought I put that video on private
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
You need to watch Harold and kumar
I loved that movie. Watched it so many times. There are definitely some Harold qualities that I have.
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Friggin Taco...

Old 11-01-2018, 09:40 PM
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That's the day Taco changed his major from electrical to civil engineering
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Old 11-01-2018, 09:43 PM
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True story
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What if Taco is really a business major hobo
Living in the basement of some dude dating a blax chix
And his real name is Tobey
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Old 11-01-2018, 11:10 PM
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What if Taco is really a business major hobo
Living in the basement of some dude dating a blax chix
And his real name is Tobey
Sounds like a solid business plan to me.. file bankruptcy change name.. I mean...
Old 11-02-2018, 06:25 AM
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Please show me where we're netting over a mil a year.
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Engineers? Nope. We make enough money to be comfortable.
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I think that if we pool our money together...we do.
then we can have a big garage and work on our acras and get bitches and stuff.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I think that if we pool our money together...we do.
then we can have a big garage and work on our hondas and get bitches and stuff.
Fify
Old 11-02-2018, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
We make enough money to be comfortable.
That's what rich people say FFS
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As he takes a sip of fair trade monkey shit bean coffee from a 15th century enameled and jewel encrusted cup.
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Hatters gon hat
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
As he takes a sip of fair trade monkey shit bean coffee from a 15th century enameled and jewel encrusted cup.

I'm a poor plebe that's drinking from my 16th century one..



Fucking A it sucks being middle class
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Good good... Let that glass ceiling hold you down
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16th century..
Kurt probably shits in that
That makes a lot of sense actually
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It's actually Swarovski crystal 😅
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Originally Posted by thoiboi



I'm a poor plebe that's drinking from my 16th century one..



Fucking A it sucks being middle class
Suck a few more dicks at $20 a pop and you're all set.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Suck a few more dicks at $20 a pop and you're all set.

Tips about the tip from a professional..


I am not worthy
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Kurt lookin' out
Take notes MM
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How to make a million the Kurt way, FFS: One dick at a time, but sometimes two.
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Two hands, two feet, a butthole, put your forearms together, open wide
Kurt multitasks dicks like a Jamaican has jobs
Heh... jobs
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Two hands, two feet, a butthole, put your forearms together, open wide
Kurt multitasks dicks like a Jamaican has jobs
Heh... jobs
Friggin indeed.com number of jobs.
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Have a good weakend Kurt!
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A very nice weekend.
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