The 2G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Uno)
02-19-2018, 11:37 AM
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That's exciting
02-19-2018, 11:39 AM
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Did you call your mum?
FFS Kurt.
FFS Kurt.
02-19-2018, 11:41 AM
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No i forgot
02-19-2018, 11:50 AM
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Dammit Kurt.
02-19-2018, 11:52 AM
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She gave life to you. Carried you for +/- 9 months INSIDE HER BODY.
The least you can do is call.
The least you can do is call.
02-19-2018, 11:59 AM
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Real hard
02-19-2018, 12:05 PM
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When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!
02-19-2018, 12:08 PM
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I hope you brought your Costco card, because you're going to get Dick in bulk
02-19-2018, 12:09 PM
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Don't forget your valued customer card too, because the 6th Dick is free
02-19-2018, 12:10 PM
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Courtesy of the 45th, who I fucked
02-20-2018, 05:50 AM
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Y'all really need to read Jude Angelini's book "Hyena"...
it is written as if Majofo wrote it...tall tales of drugs and fuckin'...
Easy and fun read. It's $11 on amazon kindle right now and the follow up, "Hummingbird" is $2.
Happy Tuesday, y'all...back from Camping...we had a great time.
and by "we" I mean the kids. Trick love da kids.
it is written as if Majofo wrote it...tall tales of drugs and fuckin'...
Easy and fun read. It's $11 on amazon kindle right now and the follow up, "Hummingbird" is $2.
Happy Tuesday, y'all...back from Camping...we had a great time.
and by "we" I mean the kids. Trick love da kids.
02-20-2018, 07:40 AM
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Reading is for nerds.
If something can't be distilled down in 140 characters, I just assume it's fake news. Lies and propaganda.
Didja get poison ivy on your dick?
Did you eat a lot of hot dogs cooked on a stick over a fire?
If something can't be distilled down in 140 characters, I just assume it's fake news. Lies and propaganda.
Didja get poison ivy on your dick?
Did you eat a lot of hot dogs cooked on a stick over a fire?
02-20-2018, 09:20 AM
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The only books we read is how to Alpha
Take notes pussy
Sauna later
Take notes pussy
Sauna later
02-20-2018, 10:09 AM
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I've got a chiminea on the back porch and every so often we'll fire it up just to cook some hot dogs on a stick.
And every time I shove an all beef frank onto that sharpened stick, I remember why I'm not a urologist (professional).
And every time I shove an all beef frank onto that sharpened stick, I remember why I'm not a urologist (professional).
02-20-2018, 11:00 AM
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02-20-2018, 11:39 AM
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Gonorrhea is for pussies
Get Chlamydia cuck!
Get Chlamydia cuck!
02-20-2018, 11:40 AM
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02-20-2018, 11:41 AM
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and their Beta Cuck boyfriends
02-20-2018, 11:41 AM
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You know what they say, "the couple who sicks together, sticks together."
Or something.
Actually, I'm not sure anyone says that.
Somebody probably says that.
Probably Crabman as he's spreading his tomalley all over whomever is grasped in his pinchers.
Or something.
Actually, I'm not sure anyone says that.
Somebody probably says that.
Probably Crabman as he's spreading his tomalley all over whomever is grasped in his pinchers.
02-20-2018, 11:42 AM
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Probably.
02-20-2018, 11:43 AM
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Someone said.. if you don't use it, you lose it
Wouldn't know, some cuck probably said it
Definitely
Wouldn't know, some cuck probably said it
Definitely
02-20-2018, 11:48 AM
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02-20-2018, 11:51 AM
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Wrong answer Cuck
Go blend some pineapple and organic certified non-GMO dick juice
Emphasis on organ
Go blend some pineapple and organic certified non-GMO dick juice
Emphasis on organ
02-20-2018, 11:55 AM
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AlphaShit
02-20-2018, 12:23 PM
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02-20-2018, 12:24 PM
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You sell the Audi yet
Didn't think so
Commence the Cuckery
Didn't think so
Commence the Cuckery
02-20-2018, 01:28 PM
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I imagine that line being typed softly and breathlessly.