Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Too much cawk.

kurtatx

cuck cawk

cu2wagon

Damn. I'm a fatass too, but I earned it by drinking non-GF beer and eating meat topping pizza.

Sucks 4U bruh. FFS

Yumcha

FFS c(k)urt, use proper capitalization and punctuation in your sentences.

kurtatx

no

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I just started back at the gym yesterday.

Light weight and cardio since I'm not sure the bicep is healed.

Majofo

I'll give you some fat to choke on

Majofo

totally paleo

Majofo

Change Kurt's name to Ms Choksondik

kurtatx

I prefer "FFSKurt"

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Keto

cu2wagon

The guy who slept on OJ's couch?

Majofo

Oh, he slept on OJ's couch alright
Keto's "glove" definitely fit OJ's "hand"

Majofo

I mean.. it didn't really fit.
But the glove was penetrated by violent force.
Poor Keto's glove.

Majofo

Much like the blade OJ held in the commission of murdering his ex-wife and her lover.

cu2wagon

...if he did it.

Majofo

he did it
#blackhistorymonth
#rewritehistory

cu2wagon

I'm thinking about writing a book. It'll be called, "If I Shat in the Desk Drawer of that Annoying as Fuck Intern".

Probably won't sell well.

Majofo

let someone ghost write it
collect checks
#alphashit

#literally

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

LOL...I had an intern once. This Muslim kid that needed to take off to church for like 2 hours a day...he was so fucking lazy. In the end, he couldn't even keep one of our claim's queues clean and then lied to me about checking it. My old boss had a few pictures where he'd caught him straight up sleeping. We ended up cutting him before the summer was up.

cu2wagon

Yeah, they gave me an intern once. Once.

Well, more like someone else requested a bunch of interns and then realized they had more meatsacks than work so they dumped this kid on me.

He was only there for a couple months, and it was the typical millennial bullshit of needing hand holding and personal validation for every little thing. His final month, I was like, "laters Gators", and I fucked off to China. Came back and the kid was gone back to school never to be heard from again. No clue who wiped his ass through his exit presentation or any of that shit. Don't care either.

Since then, they don't even really introduce me to the interns. I think I'm "that old guy" that the kids hear about and stay away from.

Frankly, I'm good with that.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

YES!
I basically refused the interns every year when they'd try and send one to us.
We got a girl the following year...she works for the company now. She was nice, but naive.

cu2wagon

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

indeed
she was aight too...not my type but.

thoiboi

Had a lazy AF intern too..

damn gwai-los I ended up giving him a bad review so he didn't get an offer but then went to another gwai lo company where I guess that behavior is allowed

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

encouraged, even!

Majofo

I'm so ashamed of you fuckers
J.. you had a muslim intern and you didn't break him in.
First alcohol, then pork.. the other white meat.

FJ.. c'mon mang. You handheld that nitwit.
The funny thing about my hand, is it's attached to my cock.
Tell me you gave him a lot of tips.

ladiboi.. eager beaver.
Snitchin and shit. That motherfucker is going to be your boss.
Don't burn bridges, should have sucked his meaty white cock while you had the chance.

I love interns mang.
I give them some meaningful project that they should succeed at

When they do, celebratory bone down.
When they don't, tell them unless they want to exit, I got to enter.
Go get me coffee motherfucker.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

somehow, I believe that!

cu2wagon

Ninja, I didn't say *I* held his hand. Nor validated his existence. First item of business was giving him a project and pawning him off on some techs to work with (read: do the work for him). Then I left the country. Then I came back and he was gone.

Then I had a celebratory drink! Good jerb me! <pats self on back>

#WurstMentor

thoiboi

Sounds like a resounding success story to me

cu2wagon

Almost to the weekend. Just gotta get through the day.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

wanna get a lil buzz?

Majofo

I'm really fucked up mang
How can a man who puts on a uniform, a badge, a firearm, sworn to protect, cower in such an epic way

Those are kids, teachers, every shot, a life
He just stood there like a bitch for minutes as lives were taken
Every shot, another life.

That's the fucking type to run out of fire while his family is still in the building.
Fuck that pussy, die a thousand times fucking bastard.
Live as a man, die as a man, become a man.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

even tho he had the uniform, he didnt have the mindset.
arming teachers that dont have that certain mindset would be a terrible thing to do.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

he's probably a DARE cop tryna get that free weed!

Majofo

It's not a mindset, it's in his core. He's a selfish, self-preserving bitch who has no business serving in the role he was serving.
It's like a fat ass bitch sitting in an exit row or some business cunt who would grab his satchel in the overhead if anything went down.
Yet two teachers gave their lives protecting the kids, one actually ran towards that fucker even though he could have stayed in safety.

Many more barricaded and protected the kids
A 15 year old took 5 shots trying to protect his friends.
I don't agree with having guns in the classroom because it's inherently dangerous.
But there's no excuse for not charging when people's lives are on the line and you can make a difference
Even if that difference is dying so that others could survive.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'd like to think I'd run in and do something...
I guess hard to know for sure until the moment presents itself but in the past I've normally been one to take action.

Majofo

J.. you're one stupid motherfucker who would risk your life for a rabbit on the road.
Of course you would brother. I see you.

Majofo

Can we get you to contain your life risking feats for the fam bam only? Please.

cu2wagon

Counterpoint: Or pictures of his car.