Poem I wrote in honour of 2016 RDX
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Kaputnik (11-11-2015)
11-12-2015, 09:49 AM
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11-13-2015, 07:51 AM
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Yo Rockyboy you suck dick
That's why you'll never pick up chicks
You don't own an RDX
You've only ever dreamed about having sex
You should light yourself on fire
Simply because you're a liar
You don't have a girlfriend and you don't have a home
That's why you're a douchebag and all alone
Every homeowner knows the square footage of their house
Your dick is smaller than a mouse's
You really should seek mental help
Or better yet go eat some arsenic-laced kelp
I wish you the worst of everything you do
Simply because everyone knows you're a fool
So with everything you do please think
And go drink everything under the kitchen sink
That's why you'll never pick up chicks
You don't own an RDX
You've only ever dreamed about having sex
You should light yourself on fire
Simply because you're a liar
You don't have a girlfriend and you don't have a home
That's why you're a douchebag and all alone
Every homeowner knows the square footage of their house
Your dick is smaller than a mouse's
You really should seek mental help
Or better yet go eat some arsenic-laced kelp
I wish you the worst of everything you do
Simply because everyone knows you're a fool
So with everything you do please think
And go drink everything under the kitchen sink
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HAHAHAHAAH genius poem. Who'd have thunk the enginerd could bring it??? 
Mousedick 
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