Poem I wrote in honour of 2016 RDX

Old 11-07-2015, 07:59 AM
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Poem I wrote in honour of 2016 RDX

Uh... Yeah....

Watch out here comes the 2016 RDX
It's sexier than the ex
It's so fine
Womens who are 9's want you to wine and dine

It's my chariot
Most people needs a second mortgage to carry it
It's too good for your wife Harriet
That's my Ac
Better give respects you quacks

Don't mess with the best
Cuz the best don't mess
Watch out here comes the 2016 RDX

Uh!

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It almost doesn't suck.
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Originally Posted by Joe Las Vegas
It almost doesn't suck.

RDX is good for the value, but it's far from being the best.
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Old 11-09-2015, 07:42 AM
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Of course if you pay $200,000 you can get a better car. But if we use reasonable judgement, the 2016 RDX Elite is the best vehicle in its class that's within a $10,000 to $20,000 price range. I'm talking overall. So this beast is better than vehicles costing $10-$20,000 more. That is incredible! Yeah the BMW X3 might have better turning around corners but the 2016 RDX has better sound system, headlights, way lower repair and maintenance costs, won't break down (german cars are notorious for breaking down after warranty expires), and the best resale value in its class. I can go on but you get the picture--reread the poem son!

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RDX is good for the value, but it's far from being the best.
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Of course if you pay $200,000 you can get a better car. But if we use reasonable judgement, the 2016 RDX Elite is the best vehicle in its class that's within a $10,000 to $20,000 price range. I'm talking overall. So this beast is better than vehicles costing $10-$20,000 more. That is incredible! Yeah the BMW X3 might have better turning around corners but the 2016 RDX has better sound system, headlights, way lower repair and maintenance costs, won't break down (german cars are notorious for breaking down after warranty expires), and the best resale value in its class. I can go on but you get the picture--reread the poem son!
The RDX is definitely a good value car, but as with almost anything in life, you get what you pay for.

German cars do cost more and are more expensive to maintain (in North America) but you get newer technology, better interiors (sorry but Acura interiors have fallen way behind), and a more prestigious brand recognition. An RDX is a luxury (some would disagree) SUV that has most safety and convenient features that most people would normally want.

As for reliability? I've lost my confidence in Acura's reliability. My TL had loads of minor issues and also had signs of transmissions issues. The RDX also is known to have some minor issues with the rear suspension. Acura's reliability in surveys has also seen drastic drops in the last few years (CR & JD Power) - this may be mostly from anecdotal surveys but it does show something.

The RDX is better than vehicles costing $10-20k more? I haven't heard anything like that yet from my own experience and from reading reviews. Reviews highly favour other cars in the segment, especially when price is not a strong factor. X3 and the Q5 are well regarded and they cost no more than $10k more for something equally equipped.
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I fucked rockymom and made her ass cum
then she started crying and told me her son was dumb..
worst part of all was that he's misogynistic scum

She said..
His name is rockyboy, and he leases an RDX
She worries about his way in life
But at least he likes to have sex

How you know that rockymom?
She said he pull tricks..
She said she saw his ad on backpage
Offering to suck dicks..

Word to your mother..


#luxury
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I came in here to see the rhyme,
i enjoy poems, read them all the time,
sometimes it's about a girl at a bar
sometimes it's something stupid about a car
can you feel the emotions raging inside
as you read something so stupid even though he tried
tried hard to exclaim his love for a metal box
instead portraying his own mouth full of cocks
at this point in time i don't know what to say
but after reading this i feel a bit gay
i don't know how I'll spend the rest of the day
but hey, I may slay some rubbers tonight
in an effort to recover, an effort to fight
the stupidity of the words i've read here just now
Hey Majofo, get off his mom, it's my turn with the cow
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku and Refrigerator = rockymom
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Rocky is a liar

Rocky is a virgin

Rocky has a small peen.

Now tell your cousin to open, so I can get in between


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Rocky's Mom's huge hole,
Once filled, I make the payments,
For her son's damn ride.
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he be grippin' the wheel like he grip his dick
ridin' alone lookin' for tricks
see a dime; pull over, no it aint a range rover.
its an acura RDX leased, not owned
oh shit, he just got friend zoned!
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Originally Posted by justnspace
he be grippin' the wheel like he grip his dick
ridin' alone lookin' for tricks
see a dime; pull over, no it aint a range rover.
its an acura RDX leased, not owned
oh shit, he just got friend zoned!
Friend zoned by a trick.. shietttt.... now that's pathetic.

OP?

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If Rockys mom's name was Harmony.. Our rap name would be Bones in Harmony
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If Rocky's girlfriend were a fighter jet.. She'd be a mirage
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If Rocky's peen were a famed soul, pop, R&B, and jazz singer.. it would be Stevie Wonder, can't see shit.
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If Rocky's butthole were a famed WWE wrestler.. it would the Big Show, and it would take a pounding from John Cena and the boys on Monday night RAW.
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Rocky rude, no he's a savage.
he say he got the cheddar, green cabbage.
No mistaking, that's envy/when he/ blows me.....
cuz i'm the king of this rap game.
rocky boy get on your knees and say my motherfuckin name.


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I'm shocked this thread hasn't been moved to Ramblings yet .. let's put more profane things in here to move that process along..




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Yo yo yo Rocky's a bitch
Yo yo yo I got an itch
Yo yo yo his "gf" on my dick
Yo yo yo I smahed up the clit
Move to Ramblings. Weeeeeerd
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I hear Rocky's Mom is like a hole in the road

I'll make like a dump truck and dump in my load

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, roll your leg over and fuck me again

Local xxx rated parody singer, "John Valby."

EDIT: In at 2:30 This guy was a good friend's college room mate.


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Rocky is contemplating suicide
having been bested in the rhyme game
and his imaginary chick pounded out
by every member of the ramblings gang

wiikkkkaa wikkkkkkaaaa....
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No, sorry guys, he's not dead.

He's just been busy gobbling my nut.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I fucked rockymom and made her ass cum
then she started crying and told me her son was dumb..
worst part of all was that he's misogynistic scum

She said..
His name is rockyboy, and he leases an RDX
She worries about his way in life
But at least he likes to have sex

How you know that rockymom?
She said he pull tricks..
She said she saw his ad on backpage
Offering to suck dicks..

Word to your mother..


#luxury
#elite
#suckyodickinthebackofa2016RDXelite

That there is borderline HOF majofo, funny shit yo!
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I did not realize AZ is full of rappers....
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I did not realize AZ is full of rapers....
Well..
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That there is borderline HOF majofo, funny shit yo!


I just started a mix tape.. trying to get it optimized for ALS sounds.. called Jimmy Lovine, but no call back yet.
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Rollin' through the costco parkin' lot.....I control the RDX with my voice/ it has not one but two screens, yeah that's my choice.

the eight-and-a-halfs spot me as I floss my slacks, crisp and clean like a krispy kreme, I aint holdin back.

maybe we'll dine, while waiting in line, i'll make her mine.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Rocky is contemplating suicide
having been bested in the rhyme game
and his imaginary chick pounded out
by every member of the ramblings gang

wiikkkkaa wikkkkkkaaaa....
I fucking literally have pieces of egg on my monitor after reading this.
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I just started a mix tape.. trying to get it optimized for ALS sounds.. called Jimmy Lovine, but no call back yet.
You are doing it wrong. Should try it with the awesome surround sound that is in the RDX Elite.
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Remember, the stock speakers and sub are WAY better than anything aftermarket.
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