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Forum: Ramblings
06-28-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 232,115
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Posted By Professor

Should be a great weekend. I helped a man load my...

Should be a great weekend. I helped a man load my old fridge into his truck. I can't lift with my legs because of bad knees, so I did the bend straight over method and now my lower back from hip bone...
Forum: Ramblings
06-28-2013, 04:41 PM
Replies: 3,222
Views: 111,008
Posted By Professor

Well the weather is whether wet.

Well the weather is whether wet.
Forum: Ramblings
06-26-2013, 06:23 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

No. I decided to be somewhat more fucking with...

No. I decided to be somewhat more fucking with them. I didn't even keep the appointment and called Acura Client Relations in CA. Let them deal with them. And if that doesn't work, I'll scope every...
Forum: Ramblings
06-26-2013, 07:59 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 938
Posted By Professor

HBD bro. I'll still put you in the ditch is I see...

HBD bro. I'll still put you in the ditch is I see you on I-85 Lol.
Forum: Ramblings
06-26-2013, 04:51 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

We go to war today followed by jail. Exactly...

We go to war today followed by jail.

Exactly one week ago the stealership changed my daughter's rear pads for $209 even with a 15% off coupon. Yesterday, I get a coupon for $99 for the same job....
Forum: Ramblings
06-25-2013, 06:44 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Am with you there. What species do you like? We...

Am with you there. What species do you like? We catch a lot of blue channel cats in SC. They seem to be somewhat smaller, but are tasty.
Forum: Ramblings
06-25-2013, 06:23 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

I love aquariums, but had rotten luck with them....

I love aquariums, but had rotten luck with them. I'd get the cheap Angel fish to the expensive type, all freshwater. Would have a water analysis done, pour in the chemicals, clean the filter, and...
Forum: Ramblings
06-25-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Morning to all of you clock watchers.

Morning to all of you clock watchers.
Forum: Ramblings
06-25-2013, 03:13 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Can this be right? The entire site is less than...

Can this be right? The entire site is less than what I paid for my TSX?????? :what:

http://worthvalue.net/?url=acurazine.com
06-24-2013, 09:14 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 15,382
Posted By Professor

It may be odd and look like crap, but I'd...

It may be odd and look like crap, but I'd entertain the vinyl down to about half way, slice it at 45 degrees, leave a two in gap, and the continue to surface to the end of the handle. And within that...
06-24-2013, 09:06 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 15,382
Posted By Professor

Stupid question: Where do I look for these...

Stupid question: Where do I look for these services? Is it generally a car detailing shop or a body/paint shop?
06-24-2013, 09:02 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,529
Posted By Professor

If my camera ever flunks out, I'll just post a...

If my camera ever flunks out, I'll just post a pic of her on the NAVI screen and floor it into reverse.
Forum: Ramblings
06-24-2013, 03:58 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 8,020
Posted By Professor

Since the demographics for this movie appears to...

Since the demographics for this movie appears to be under 40 and possibly Asian, I am going to release "Too Slow and Depressed" for the other demographics. It will feature a Toyota minivan going on...
Forum: Ramblings
06-24-2013, 03:35 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

My XM comes for a renew next month. I like the...

My XM comes for a renew next month. I like the traffic and weather features, but driving around 5000 miles a year, I'm not so sure I will renew. I will just load up an old ipod or bluetooth Pandora...
Forum: Ramblings
06-23-2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

What would always keep my game in check was the...

What would always keep my game in check was the short game. I may spray the drive and second shot, but the third shot was money. I got good enough to stand three feet front a five feet brick porch to...
Forum: Ramblings
06-23-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

^ Aahh don't worry about it. I had, still have...

^ Aahh don't worry about it. I had, still have the best set, of clubs from 1991, Ping Eye 2 black dots. I haven't made a swing in over 8 years and probably would fall to the ground in the first...
Forum: Ramblings
06-23-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 423
Posted By Professor

HBD fellows. dallison does a crews work to keep...

HBD fellows. dallison does a crews work to keep the ship going, and sometimes it gives enough to stand of two feet and say I'm here and deal with it.
06-23-2013, 02:16 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,529
Posted By Professor

Are there black helicopters flying over your...

Are there black helicopters flying over your house?
Forum: Ramblings
06-23-2013, 01:52 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

If anyone is up, check out the moon. The term of...

If anyone is up, check out the moon. The term of lunacy has a reason, but Otis is yapping about ever 30 minutes.
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 09:59 PM
Replies: 18,121
Views: 560,233
Posted By Professor

Again the rifle looks cool and such, but if I'm...

Again the rifle looks cool and such, but if I'm taking a long barrel it will be a 12 gauge shotgun. Otherwise, I'll take the 45 or 9mm and mill around with 21 shots and extra magazines. If I don't...
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 06:24 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,896
Posted By Professor

No, Otis needs a date. Every time I've engaged in...

No, Otis needs a date. Every time I've engaged in that activity, I hear from lawyers 10 years later. I wouldn't even blow a man for $10M because I'd get sued for child support for $20M somehow.
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 05:16 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,896
Posted By Professor

Hell no. If that is her pic, a nice southern man...

Hell no. If that is her pic, a nice southern man from South Carolina needs to escort her quietly through the ranched state of Georgia. And stay the freak off my fishing side of the Savannah River....
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 05:04 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

I'm gigoloing my dog. If anyone in the three...

I'm gigoloing my dog. If anyone in the three state area of GA, SC or NC knows of a female bullmastiff, I give $100 so my dog can have sex. I don't think pimping your dog is against the law, but for...
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 05:27 AM
Replies: 18,121
Views: 560,233
Posted By Professor

Miz, is that a 22L? It looks good, but I don't...

Miz, is that a 22L? It looks good, but I don't like the caliber if is a 22. I keep a 32 Tomcat in the pocket for doing errands and such. The most precision shooting I can do is with with a 9mm, but I...
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 05:14 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,896
Posted By Professor

I don't know you from scratch. But if I can bring...

I don't know you from scratch. But if I can bring some good karma to myself, then HBD bro.
06-22-2013, 05:06 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,950
Posted By Professor

You know those ADT commercials of "intruder leave...

You know those ADT commercials of "intruder leave the house now. The police are on their way?" No damn s**t about 7 months ago I forgot the code, and the local authorities came in with pistols drawn....
06-22-2013, 04:55 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 3,950
Posted By Professor

My mind says about 26, my body feels like 76, and...

My mind says about 26, my body feels like 76, and when I look into the mirror I run for a gun because there is an intruder in the house.
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 01:16 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Trying to separate my mind and guilt at 2:05 in...

Trying to separate my mind and guilt at 2:05 in the morning, I was reading about the Paula Deen firing. Liker, hater or love her, the part that bothers me the most is the media said she used the...
Forum: Ramblings
06-22-2013, 12:34 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Thanks David. I was very young at the time,...

Thanks David.

I was very young at the time, and I don't even how to reach her because she was raised up by another man's last name that I don't know. All I have is judicial paperwork that states...
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 09:15 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

^ is she fixed or would you consider some money...

^ is she fixed or would you consider some money for an AKC purebred to have some fun?
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Damit, I'm in a shitload. My daughter didn't...

Damit, I'm in a shitload. My daughter didn't think she had a 24 year old step sister. My family paid tons on money to keep this off the books, Alan Thicke found about around 1999 and divorced her.
...
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 06:31 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

This Weber Smoker. I usually can do without food...

This Weber Smoker. I usually can do without food with enough alcohol and prescrip. meds, but the smell of charcoal burning with hickory on top would make a 13th step in a 12 step program. My next...
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 04:10 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Here is interesting page I found. Most people...

Here is interesting page I found. Most people assume 10 plus 10 equals 20. But we are born with the base 10 in our heads in one respect due to our number of fingers.
...
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 02:27 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

I'm finally testing the smoker tonight. It looks...

I'm finally testing the smoker tonight. It looks like the Green Egg, but is made by Weber. I've got the charcoals and the hickory wood to wet. I'm testing on hamburgers first because that is the...
Forum: Ramblings
06-21-2013, 06:38 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

My hair has gotten long enough in the back that...

My hair has gotten long enough in the back that my wife and daughter could braid it. I've always sported the Caesar's look a.k.a Russell Crowe in Gladiator. But I just like to screw with people now...
Forum: Ramblings
06-20-2013, 02:04 AM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Ravi, when you come to the airport, I'll be in a...

Ravi, when you come to the airport, I'll be in a white Acura TSX with a sign that says Ravi and Prof. I'll show you my DL as well so you know I am no perp. I can take you to your hotel, and if you...
Forum: Ramblings
06-19-2013, 07:37 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,656
Posted By Professor

That effer in the gray Member's Only jacket got...

That effer in the gray Member's Only jacket got him. RIP James.
Forum: Ramblings
06-19-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,656
Posted By Professor

He said at about my age that he felt like a train...

He said at about my age that he felt like a train wreck, and I completely understand. Tony, the Jersey family is screwed with Paulie Walnuts in charge.
Forum: Ramblings
06-19-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

OK that's not the $39,000 model you cheap ass. I...

OK that's not the $39,000 model you cheap ass. I guess I'll have to feed you and drink you and take that set away on a table in Greenville, SC. If you lose to me, jump into the engine of the plane.
Forum: Ramblings
06-19-2013, 01:25 PM
Replies: 232,115
Views: 3,033,828
Posted By Professor

Ravi... PM me the date and time. Dinner is on me.

Ravi... PM me the date and time. Dinner is on me.
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