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Old 06-03-2009, 05:33 PM
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When they say family jewels...they ain't talkin 'bout the shiny kind

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/06/03/v...at-happens-ne/

His family jewels have just been crushed.
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:35 PM
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:39 PM
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I hope this incident makes it so that kid can never reproduce.
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:50 PM
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I hope this incident makes it so that kid can never reproduce.
Stupidity should not be allowed to breed.
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:56 PM
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It's probably because I don't have testicles, but I found that hilarious.
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:57 PM
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It's probably because I don't have testicles, but I found that hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S View Post
I hope this incident makes it so that kid can never reproduce.
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Stupidity should not be allowed to breed.

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Old 06-03-2009, 06:04 PM
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I almost didn't want to watch it, but knew it would open up a whole new world of stupid. So I did w/o the sound.
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Old 06-03-2009, 06:14 PM
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im betting alcohol was involved
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:ibdallison: Stupid should hurt.
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Old 06-03-2009, 06:52 PM
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DAZAAAAAAAMMMMM What a bleeping idiot!!!!
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Old 06-03-2009, 06:52 PM
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It's probably because I don't have testicles, but I found that hilarious.
You're married as well I take it...
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Old 06-03-2009, 06:57 PM
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You're married as well I take it...
Hell no. Every now and then really stupid stuff makes me laugh, though.
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Old 06-03-2009, 07:43 PM
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Hell no. Every now and then really stupid stuff makes me laugh, though.
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:12 PM
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:20 PM
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Good for him. One less moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic individual to father moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic children of his own.


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Old 06-03-2009, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by teranfon View Post
Good for him. One less moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic individual to father moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic children of his own.


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Thank God there won't be little airbag nutcrusherlets running around.
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Old 06-03-2009, 08:28 PM
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Good for him. One less moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic individual to father moronic, idiotic, and narcissistic children of his own.


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Old 06-03-2009, 09:37 PM
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:39 PM
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i wonder if he felt it in the stomach or lungs......?
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He's such a douche, he decided to tie down a skateboard on top of the airbag. Fucking idiocy...
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:51 AM
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:11 AM
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:35 AM
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That gives a new definition to blue balls... more like black and blue...
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I hate white trash.

I'll be 10 bucks the guy that got owned also drives a cavalier or neon with a huge mech win and a fart can.
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@ title on video "epic airbag nutshot" more like epic fail.
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:12 PM
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i cringed. im surprised he didnt pass out, christ
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I almost wonder if his nuts were even impacted.

It depends if the skateboard tilted at all when it flew up if it impacted him straight his thighs probably took most of the impact.
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I almost wonder if his nuts were even impacted.

It depends if the skateboard tilted at all when it flew up if it impacted him straight his thighs probably took most of the impact.
i thought that too...no blood or anything? with that much force he would've crushed the balls, there would be some bleeding, screaming, etc...
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That's just flat nuts.
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