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Old 03-25-2005, 06:37 AM
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So I had my sensitivity training yesterday...

So, as some of you know, I recently told a co-worker with a serious BO problem that he should wear deoderant to work. He complained, and as a result, I was ordered to undergo "sensitivity training."

So, I settle in to a conference room to watch this 50 minute video. In walks one of the senior managers in our company; I dont knwo him well, but he's about 50-55 years old and very ornery. He sits down with a big frown on his face. I'm confused at first as to why he was there.

So I asked if he was in for sensitivity training and he said that he was. After an awkward silence, I asked him what he was in for. In a grumpy tone, he told me that he and his assistant (a 25 year old girl, pretty hot too BTW) were going through a bunch of documents, trying to seperate out his work from the rest.

The assistant asked him, "how should we mark these documents as yours?" and he said, "how about if I ejaculate on them."

He insisted "it was just a joke."

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That coworker ratted you out? That guy's a little bitch.
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The assistant asked him, "how should we mark these documents as yours?" and he said, "how about if I ejaculate on them."

hhahahahahahhahaha
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The assistant asked him, "how should we mark these documents as yours?" and he said, "how about if I ejaculate on them."

He insisted "it was just a joke."

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Originally Posted by wstevens
So, as some of you know, I recently told a co-worker with a serious BO problem that he should wear deoderant to work. He complained, and as a result, I was ordered to undergo "sensitivity training."
Of course, I'm sure the co-worker with BO wasn't ordered to attend the training. He doesn't have to be sensitive to other's olfactory senses.

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Old 03-25-2005, 07:30 AM
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What a douche for crying about being told he smells like ass.

The old man made a funny. Ought to have known better at that point, but it was funny.
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That wasn't inappropriate or anything.... pretty damn funny

Did you bust out laughing when he told you his story?
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:36 AM
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That wasn't inappropriate or anything.... pretty damn funny

Did you bust out laughing when he told you his story?

I laughed, and he cracked a smile too. But, I got the feeling that he still didn't quite understand what the big deal was.
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:37 AM
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what's the big deal...

it would save the comapny money, less money spent on ink!
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Shouldn't that shitstank asshole go to Sensitivity Training too? It's pretty insensitive to reek in a shared office, isn't it?
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Shouldn't that shitstank asshole go to Sensitivity Training too? It's pretty insensitive to reek in a shared office, isn't it?

I don't know how they dealt with him. I just know it wasn't effective - he still stinks. Thankfully I don't see him much. He doesn't say a word to me anymore.
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:44 AM
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dude, you should write upper management and tell them that stink people reduce productivity

'and if they think other wise to have him sit with them for a few hours
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actually...i just thought of something

if your company doesnt do anything, and you've been humuliated by having to go this sensitivity training

lawsuit bunny man! jk
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:52 AM
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I guess its best just to leave a note on the stinky guys desk or tell the H/R person.... or a bar of soap or a tube of speed stick. It is written in our rule book about having the stink on.... not alloud.
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You should try to get transferred to that senior manager's department. He sounds like a blast.
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Sounds like your nose is sensitive enough. Why more training?
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meh, it was minor, thats funny that senior management said that, you have potential
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Old 03-25-2005, 09:52 AM
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You should try to get transferred to that senior manager's department. He sounds like a blast.

And get him to sign on here...sounds like he'd fit right in
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So how was the video?
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Old 03-25-2005, 10:09 AM
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damn, he really said that... you should try to get transferred to that senior manager's dept. About the body order... you can ask your boss or HR to transfer you to another part of the office, where you don't have to work under toxic conditions...



"how about if I ejaculate on them."
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Old 03-25-2005, 10:27 AM
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Best story of the day.
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hehe...

In college, when I was a UTA, we had to go through a sexual harrasement class because this new girl overheard us telling a pretty nasty joke to one another during lab session. She was teh lame, and told on us and quit the job.

That class was hella funny though... we laughed our ass through the whole two hours.

Junkster, who heard that bish dropped out the following year
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Hahahaha i just read the rest of the other thread (backstory to this thread)


So does this mean you can burp and fart all you want? and claim that it is normal in your culture?
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ejaculate....too funny.
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how was the 50 min video? informative? was it filled with bubbles, and cotton candy and subliminal imagery ?!?!?!
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haha, good one
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