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Old 07-02-2010, 10:49 PM
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Good thing I stayed up real late! I just found this fucker hanging out right above my bed waiting to pounce! I tried to kill him but couldn't get a good shot cause of the blinds. Then the mofo scurried away from me and hid behind my big screen TV! Now I can't find him but he's still in my room. I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, if I don't post in 24hrs call the cops!




p.s. I don't they're poisonous but still can you imagine waking up and that big mofo staring you in the face!

p.p.s. IDK why those pics are so yellow, my wall's not THAT dirty!
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Now that he's gone, I gotta say Stunna was actually kind of an alright guy.
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by #1 STUNNA View Post
Good thing I stayed up real late! I just found this fucker hanging out right above my bed waiting to pounce! I tried to kill him but couldn't get a good shot cause of the blinds. Then the mofo scurried away from me and hid behind my big screen TV! Now I can't find him but he's still in my room. I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, if I don't post in 24hrs call the cops!




p.s. I don't they're poisonous but still can you imagine waking up and that big mofo staring you in the face!

p.p.s. IDK why those pics are so yellow, my wall's not THAT dirty!
That's a Brown Recluse Spider!! you can tell by its violin shaped body. Very venomous.. in fact I'd rather get bit by 10 black widows than that fucker.. their bites often cause local necrosis.


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Some bites can be real mild.. but if you're Jefford, it'll probably bite him somewhere below the bacon region and be much like the one above.
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:43 AM
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I've woken up a few times to spiders crawling on me. Had one on my neck once.
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Burn the damn house down. Stat.


If that was in my room, I could not sleep there.
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I've woken up a few times to spiders crawling on me. Had one on my neck once.
Well, they're to be expected out in the pasture.
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Wow, um, bye bye stunna?
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Nevermind the ant and roach part...they all work.
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Well, they're to be expected out in the pasture.
I can't control what happens when I drink
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I can't control what happens when I get moo'd at...
Fixed.
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That's a Brown Recluse Spider!! you can tell by its violin shaped body. Very venomous.. in fact I'd rather get bit by 10 black widows than that fucker.. their bites often cause local necrosis.


Awww WTF!!!!!!!! It's official I'm moving!!!! In the past year I've found two brown widows and one black widow and now a brown recluse at this house!!

Apparently when I was real little I got bit by a brown recluse in the back of my leg and I had to go to the hospital cause it was all nasty looking. I don't have any scars and I think I was too young to remember it.

This is some bullshit!
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:42 AM
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Awww WTF!!!!!!!! It's official I'm moving!!!! In the past year I've found two brown widows and one black widow and now a brown recluse at this house!!
Stogie, is that you using another log-on??

Alright, girls-- just have your places tented and fumigated every few years if the spiders bother you so much.
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:48 AM
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Stogie, is that you using another log-on??

Alright, girls-- just have your places tented and fumigated every few years if the spiders bother you so much.
Spiders don't really bother me it's just that I've found three of the most poisonous spiders in the country chilling at my house hiding in places where they sneak up on you. If they weren't crazy deadly then I wouldn't care.
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:10 PM
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Tarantulas aren't poisonous...
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Tarantulas aren't poisonous...
When they are the size of a small car, they can pretty much have their way with you....
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I'm sorry but if that big fucker was in my room and I lost it behind the tv, I would NOT sleep until it was dead.
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Crazy deadly is the Sydney Funnel Web spider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc1Bb9YQYtU
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I'm sorry but if that big fucker was in my room and I lost it behind the tv, I would NOT sleep until it was dead.
Would you burn the room down?
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Originally Posted by svtmike View Post
Crazy deadly is the Sydney Funnel Web spider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc1Bb9YQYtU
Looks like a friendly lil critter
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Looks like a friendly lil critter


Unlike tarantulas, which run away, the Sydney Funnel Web (SFW?) will chase you down. If you're visiting there, check your shoes before putting them on.

If one of these was in Stogie's garage, he could've shit his pants and we'd be admiring his courage.
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Would you burn the room down?
Yes
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Originally Posted by svtmike View Post
Crazy deadly is the Sydney Funnel Web spider.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc1Bb9YQYtU
Ho. Lee. PHUK!!!!!


DO NOT WANT!!
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I have friends in Australia. What's stogie's address again?
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I have friends in Australia. What's stogie's address again?
131 N. Gof&ckyourself Ave, Phoenix, AZ.
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I have friends.
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Maybe he meant without opposable thumbs.
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Maybe he meant without opposable thumbs.


I still think they have to be in the relationship voluntarily to be considered "friends".
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Awww WTF!!!!!!!! It's official I'm moving!!!! In the past year I've found two brown widows and one black widow and now a brown recluse at this house!!

Apparently when I was real little I got bit by a brown recluse in the back of my leg and I had to go to the hospital cause it was all nasty looking. I don't have any scars and I think I was too young to remember it.

This is some bullshit!






Originally Posted by Will Y. View Post
Stogie, is that you using another log-on??

Alright, girls-- just have your places tented and fumigated every few years if the spiders bother you so much.






Originally Posted by #1 STUNNA View Post
Spiders don't really bother me it's just that I've found three of the most poisonous spiders in the country chilling at my house hiding in places where they sneak up on you. If they weren't crazy deadly then I wouldn't care.

Not deadly to a healthy adult.. unless you're Jefford.



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Crazy deadly is the Sydney Funnel Web spider.

I'm not going to lie.. that mofo is *ahem.. intimidating.

1 vote to nuke Australia.
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I watched some of that funnel of death video...

*crosses Australia off bucket list*
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Awww WTF!!!!!!!! It's official I'm moving!!!! In the past year I've found two brown widows and one black widow and now a brown recluse at this house!!

Apparently when I was real little I got bit by a brown recluse in the back of my leg and I had to go to the hospital cause it was all nasty looking. I don't have any scars and I think I was too young to remember it.

This is some bullshit!
It's not a Brown Recluse. They don't live in AZ, besides, they're small -- about the size of a quarter. It might be a Arizona Brown Spider (and yes, they are venomous) but looks too large for that too. It could also be a Giant Crab Spider or even a Fishing Spider. It's really hard to tell from the picture though. You should have gotten a close-up.
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Unlike tarantulas, which run away, the Sydney Funnel Web (SFW?) will chase you down. If you're visiting there, check your shoes before putting them on.

If one of these was in Stogie's garage, he could've shit his pants and we'd be admiring his courage.
Very true, they're aggressive as hell and only live in and around Sydney. I've gone to Australia many, many times and have been in Sydney at least a half-dozen times. I've never seen one, but the thing to remember about Australia is that nearly everything -- from snails to snakes -- is venomous.
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It's not a Brown Recluse. They don't live in AZ, besides, they're small -- about the size of a quarter. It might be a Arizona Brown Spider (and yes, they are venomous) but looks too large for that too. It could also be a Giant Crab Spider or even a Fishing Spider. It's really hard to tell from the picture though. You should have gotten a close-up.
I don't live in Arizona. yeah I thought about it some more. I thought brown recluses were small this thing was not.

I believe they're called banana spiders and not venomous that I know of. still the thought of waking up and the first thing I see is this spider staring at me.....fuck that I don't need to start my day like that!

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