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Old 06-29-2010, 02:11 PM   #121
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I suppose that is a valid answer. Wonder what would happen to jefford if he saw mommy running around his garage now?
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I did not scream. I expertly approached from the venous beasts' 6 o'clock in a ninja like fashion.

Then, I lept into my masterful kung-fu pose and confidently uttered a "Hi-Yah!"
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Walsh, stop posting your home videos. And for pete's sake, pull up your pants...
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Ive never proclaimed myself to be ninja like....do you know of anyone who has?
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You would miss the spider the bullet would ricochet and you would end up shooting yourself. That is if you didnt faint first
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Stuff it, banana man!


Although with a concrete floor in the garage, a ricochet is a possibility...
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Old 06-29-2010, 02:27 PM   #128
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Arachnophobia>Bugs.

Bug homies are dumb. Spider homies will kill you with tactical nukes.
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I freak out when I see spiders with bodies larger than the size of a quarter.

Atleast Stogie was man enough to try to set it free. If I found that thing in my garage, I'd throw one of the many 20lbs bags of rice on top of it, do a peoples elbow on the bags of rice and then throw those bags of rice out for fear of it being contaminated.
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I am an even bigger pussy than Stogie.
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I freak out when I see spiders with bodies larger than the size of a quarter.

Atleast Stogie was man enough to try to set it free. If I found that thing in my garage, I'd throw one of the many 20lbs bags of rice on top of it, do a peoples elbow on the bags of rice and then throw those bags of rice out for fear of it being contaminated.
Thank you, man with avatar of woman with nice hooters...
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I'd rather set my balls on fire than have to deal with a bunch of spiders and snakes.

At least if my balls are on fire, I can teabag those fuckers and KIWF.
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Although with a concrete floor in the garage, a ricochet is a possibility...
My point exactly.
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Sorry but I'm trying to conjure up a mental image of Jefford smacking a spider with a shovel. It doesn't look graceful.
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Sorry but I'm trying to conjure up a mental image of Jefford smacking a spider with a shovel. It doesn't look graceful.
Wonder how many swings it actually took to hit it? I bet there were at least 5 miss hits!
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Wonder how many swings it actually took to hit it? I bet there were at least 5 miss hits!
Well he was screaming with his eyes closed at the same time.
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Wonder how many swings it actually took to hit it? I bet there were at least 5 miss hits!
Or swinging and missing with the next thread; I have a shovel in my foot...
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Well he was screaming with his eyes closed at the same time.
At the risk of injury!
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It's quite inspiring really, the sacrifice he was willing to make to keep his garage safe for Portland's homecoming.
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I freak out when I see spiders with bodies larger than the size of a quarter.

Atleast Stogie was man enough to try to set it free. If I found that thing in my garage, I'd throw one of the many 20lbs bags of rice on top of it, do a peoples elbow on the bags of rice and then throw those bags of rice out for fear of it being contaminated.
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Don't worry Jefford, the spiders will be back
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You people can laugh all you want, cause you weren't' there man... YOU WEREN'T THERE!
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Don't worry Jefford, the spiders will be back
My sphincter just sealed itself, thanks.
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I would burn the fucking house down if I found that in there
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jefford is going to turn into a spider when he wakes up tomorrow. then walmart gangster is gona come along and try to squish him
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I would burn the fucking house down if I found that in there
Burn it with fire...
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I would burn the fucking house down if I found that in there
Id use a flamethrower to start it there!
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Insurance Adjuster: So how did this fire start?

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