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Old 12-23-2009, 12:56 PM
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Merry Christmas to all.

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Ill bump this up a day early since I may be hiding from my relatives tomorrow....
See my post in the xmas eve thread.

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merry christmas everyone
you too
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We need a 2010 version.
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Merry Christmas Kids.

We need a 2010 version.
Dont mess with the classics.
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Def a classic! Happy Christmas and shit, errybawwdy!
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Been a crazy year for sure but Merry Christmas all!!!
I smell a Jew...

Merry Xmas gentiles!
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Twas the night before a non-denominational holiday

A demented and satirical version of Clement Clarke Moore’s beloved Christmas Poem by Earl Flemm

Twas the night before a non-denominational holiday, when all through the home
Not a creature was stirring, who could read this bad poem.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a non-denominational holiday figure soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-free gum danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
someone’s violating the sound ordinance? I sprang from the bed to see what the hell was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, ready to kicked someone’s ass.

The Moon on the breast of the pollution laden snow
Gave the tinge of dispair to the objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should come to fruition,
But a low-emission sleigh pulled by and eight corrupt politicians.

With a plump senior citizen driver, so lively but thick,
I knew in a moment it must be that non-denominational holiday figure hick.
More rapid than vultures his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Kerry! now Kennedy,! now, Bush and Cheney!
On, Delay! On, Lott ! on, on Bill and Hillary!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As a detainee from Abu Ghraib prison, if given a chance would fly,
When asked to make a piramid, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the galoots they flew,
With the sleigh full of Walmart china made Toys, and the non-denominational holiday figure too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each cloven hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney the non-denominational holiday figure came with a bound.


He was dressed all in artificial fur, from his head to his foot,
he wanted no trouble from Peta, so he wore vinyl boots.
A bundle of Walmart china made Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a drug dealer, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, drunk on cheap cooking sherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

A pinch of tobacco held tight between his cheek and his gums,
cause the house was non-smoking and he didn’t want to act like a bum.
He had a broad face and a could have used Jenny Craig,
That must explain why he had trouble with one leg!

He was chubby and plump, yes quite over weight,
he looked ready to croak and I thought oh boy, this is just great!
He grabbed for his chest and twisted his head,
When he fell to the floor I thought he was dead.

He spoke not a word, and turned a strange hue of blue,
I thought to myself, what the hell will I do.
I began recitation and pounded his chest,
he coughed up a wad, got up on his feet on my request!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his galoots gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy non-denominational holiday to all, and to all a good-night!"
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