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Old 12-24-2008, 12:18 PM
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Merry Christmas From Wipe0ut

My Chistmas Eve tradition....

https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...7&page=1&pp=25

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twas the night before christmas, when all through acurazine
not a creature was stirring, not even a mizouse.
the postings were checked by the moderators with care,
in hopes that wipe0ut soon would be there.

the donkeys were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of santa hat avatars danced in their heads.
with astroboy in his 'jumpsuit' and soopa in his flexifit cap,
astro had just settled into his cell for a long winter’s nap.

when out on the forum there arose such a clatter,
soopa sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
away to the powerbook soopa flew like a ghost,
double clicked on firefox and checked out the post.

the moon on the face of the powerbook screen
gave the illusion of nothing new to the post he had seen.
when, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
but a new post from wipe0ut, and eight new avatars for all to cheer.

with a little old computer, yet so lively and quick,
soopa knew in a moment it must be wipe0ut playing a trick.
more rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"now AD! now, JC! now, whiskers and dallison!
on, mantis! on, beetroot! on, jesusjuice and danmartin!
to the top of the forum! to the top of the thread!
now dash away! dash away! dash away all! mark them "all read"

and then, in a twinkling, soopa remarked in his head,
the posting and editing of each little thread.
as soopa drew in his head, and was turning around,
into the forum wipe0ut came with a bound.

he was dressed in a free astro shirt, and from his head to his foot,
he was a : pimp : and there was something afoot.
he had a bundle of avatars that he uploaded to photobucket,
and he looked like a peddler, maybe even that man from nantuckett.

he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and posted the avatars, then turned with a jerk.
and laying his fingers on top of his mouse with a pop,
and giving a nod, the arrow moved up the forum page right to the top!

he clicked on the log out button, and to his buddy list members gave a whistle,
and away they all logged out like the down of a thistle.
but i heard him exclaim, ‘ere he logged out for the night,
"happy christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:47 PM
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Nice.

It seems new to me every year when I read it. :killer: (used on principle alone)
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SG81 View Post
AD was a funny fuck


Originally Posted by Always Dirty View Post
Oh, and could somebody fucking tell Africa that it's christmas time. I'm really sick of that fucking song.
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As good as it is, its needs to be updated.
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As good as it is, its needs to be updated.
Be my guest...
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I found this on while googling v-tec...

A VTEC CHRISTMAS


Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,


As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,


Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,


I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,


Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,


"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed ricer(loser) fly-by.
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:26 PM
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always brings a tear to my eye
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always brings a tear to my eye
It should bring 27,000 tears to your eyes.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Oh, and could somebody fucking tell Africa that it's christmas time. I'm really sick of that fucking song.
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Be my guest...
I think only wipeout would be qualified.
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Merry christmas everyone
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Originally Posted by moeronn View Post
It should bring 27,000 tears to your eyes.

i guess i have wasted a lot of time here
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I think only wipeout would be qualified.
He was lurking the other day.
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i guess i have wasted a lot of time here
Think of it as an investment. Just like an investment into the recent stock market. You put a lot in, but you'll be getting nearly nothing back.
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Ill bump this up a day early since I may be hiding from my relatives tomorrow....
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Merry X-mas and happy holidays to one and all!

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Ill bump this up a day early since I may be hiding from my relatives tomorrow....



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i miss the good 'ol days
You were there in the good 'ol days?
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You were there in the good 'ol days?
i'm not as like you, but
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I baked everyone on AZ Christmas cookies but Whiskers stole them and threw them all away while screaming something mildly coherent about saving us from diabetes
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Ill bump this up a day early since I may be hiding from my relatives tomorrow....
i would be embarrassed too if a family member caught me beating my meat to eric cartman.
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