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Old 03-30-2012, 01:05 PM
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I plan on wearing a Azine shirt at the Jackpot news conference with the people on my ignore listed with a BAN beside their name.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:06 PM
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I'll try to buy my own island cause I wouldn't want to deal with everyone asking for handouts.

I'd of course have a daily shipment of fresh sluts everyday
Start looking now.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

If you buy one for 10-20 million - you'll still have over 300 million to play with.
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I would be thrilled to win that in Vegas!
I took my aunt and uncle to Vegas for the first time a couple of years back, over two days they kept hitting on most slot machines they touched. $1000 here, $500 there...

Finally, before we left, they hit one slot for $10,000

Total Wins a little over $16,000 in two days.

I hate them
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:18 PM
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I would form an entity to claim if possible in NY. Something ridiculous that is still able to be aired on TV, but is questionable. Balls Deep Keep LLC for example.
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If no one wins tonight the estimated jackpot for Tuesday night's drawing is $975 million.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:22 PM
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I guess I'm the only one being serious here.....or I'm the only one with money management skills.
$540,000,000 isn't a 'money management' problem, it's a wealth management problem.


Personally, I'd spend a shit-ton of money (compared to now) and live a life of luxury and leisure (compared to now). And I'd still have enough left over to invest to keep my kids and grandkids reasonably comfortable.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:23 PM
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Somebody will win tonight... I think collectively all 175 million combinations have been sold.
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Jackpot now $640 million
OK, OK, we're putting $5 into the darn Mega Millions lottery shortly.

I hope we don't accidentally buy and win the Super Lotto for a measly few million bucks.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:37 PM
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I love the Asian and Saudi crying in the accounting room...

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Somebody will win tonight... I think collectively all 175 million combinations have been sold.
This most likely. But if no one wins, next week will be crazy.
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I can't even drive to GA in time to buy a ticket after work...5 hour drive....
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I can't even drive to GA in time to buy a ticket after work...5 hour drive....
Paypal me the dollar. After we win, I'll paypal you back your dollar
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:40 PM
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Somebody will win tonight... I think collectively all 175 million combinations have been sold.
Even so, there is still the probability that no one will win unless all combinations were purchased for sure. RNG for quick picks does not guarantee that all combos are played.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:45 PM
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Time for the tinfoil hats... this is ridiculous... the mafia or the Chicago DNC knows something.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:54 PM
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i've never bought mega millions tix, but i feel obligated to do so today. i'll get 10 and the fiance will get 10. together we'll be $20 poorer after 11pm tonight.
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jackpot now is 640 million
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Originally Posted by Bearcat94 View Post
$540,000,000 isn't a 'money management' problem, it's a wealth management problem.


Personally, I'd spend a shit-ton of money (compared to now) and live a life of luxury and leisure (compared to now). And I'd still have enough left over to invest to keep my kids and grandkids reasonably comfortable.
Seriously, if you wanted to you could spend 40 million a year for the next 100 years...

If I won, of course I'm gonna live lavishly ...
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Got a feeling some lucky person will win it tonight!
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You know what's funny? if someone from AZ won lotto for real, no one would believe them
Yea, everyone will think its a post count thread...
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:27 PM
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if i win the pot tonight ill buy everyone a TL SH AWD in this thread
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if i win the pot tonight ill buy everyone a TL SH AWD in this thread
Shit...I'll take one. Might sell it for something else, but still....
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I ended up getting some scratch offs along with my mega to supplement my income
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I'm cheap, I'll lease a M3 for the next ten posters if I win the jackpot. I don't need the heartache of trannies falling out and coming back to me.
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If I win, you will never hear from me again...Aw, who am I kidding
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I'm cheap, I'll lease a M3 for the next ten posters if I win the jackpot. I don't need the heartache of trannies falling out and coming back to me.
I NEED A TURBO E46!!!! I'm cheaper...I don't even want a new one!!
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Honestly, if I won, I'd donate at least half. Shit I might donate it all.

No Paypal's accepted.
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Free exhausts if I win! I'll pair up with RV6 or someone.
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4 M3 spoken for.
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Guess I didn't make the cut...
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That's a more fair contest than we'll get tonight.
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all colors and one for every day of the week Professor?


Edit: I'm gonna get M3, C class AMG, S class audi, porshe of some kind,ferrari,lambo,Aston and have a Bugatti for the weekends. I'd keep my TL-S and just mod the hell outta it. AHHHHHH TO DREAM!!!

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