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Old 03-30-2012, 12:33 AM
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Gotta buy some Mega Millions tickets tomorrow.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:12 AM
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I just bought my last of them tonight... another 60 bucks. I hope I can resist the itch to throw out more cash tomorrow. I hope someone wins this drawing, this is getting ridiculous.
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I've got $32 in tickets...

$12 from my winnings the last round...


Gonna buy some more tomorrow during lunch...

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Old 03-30-2012, 01:22 AM
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@ the news saying that the guaranteed way to win is spend 176million for each number combo...


Although you could probably spend less as the chances of getting 1,2,3,4,5 is probably low. Or 1,1,1,1,1 etc etc.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:24 AM
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:26 AM
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Although you could probably spend less as the chances of getting 1,2,3,4,5 is probably low. Or 1,1,1,1,1 etc etc.
You've fapped your brain out. You are about as dumb as a bag of hammers. As such you'll end of winning the fuckin' thing.

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Old 03-30-2012, 01:29 AM
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:37 AM
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You of all people should know that you need the Mega Balls for the jackpot. So 1,1,1,1,1 MB1 could win.
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:04 AM
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I walked into 7-Eleven tonight just for a soda and while at the register, I looked over at the screen and said, "Well..." I couldn't even get the next word out before the guy moved over and punched the Mega Millions ticket button on the screen.

I got three bucks worth and I'm ordering my Rolls-Royce Phantom right now.
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:52 AM
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Or.. encourage them to all leave and create their own kickass pizzarias! Preferably closer to your workplace / home and using the same recipe of course.
Still live about a mile away so I need them to stay put. 11 of them, after taxes each walked with about 20k.
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:46 AM
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Yea 20k... Not enough to quit...
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:18 AM
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20k - that's an "OK" week in Vegas.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:30 AM
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Week? Shoot I can blow that in one crazy night in Vegas.....
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:34 AM
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Week? Shoot I can be blowed that much in one crazy night in Vegas.....
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Week? Shoot I can buy that much blow in one crazy night in Vegas.....
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:45 AM
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Correction:

You don't know Miz very well do you... or do you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:49 AM
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You've fapped your brain out. You are about as dumb as a bag of hammers. As such you'll end of winning the fuckin' thing.


I think that's what we all have going against us. We need to move out into some backwoods trailer, buy our winning tickets at the same place we buy our Natty ICE and Natty Lite (not the fancy gas station where they sell the PBR). Then we huff a bunch of paint.. Hell drink it too. Only then will we have a chance.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:50 AM
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You of all people should know that you need the Mega Balls for the jackpot. So 1,1,1,1,1 MB1 could win.

Numbers don't repeat, so 1,1,1,1,1,1 is not a possibility.
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Numbers don't repeat, so 1,1,1,1,1,1 is not a possibility.


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Old 03-30-2012, 10:58 AM
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:05 AM
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ESTIMATED JACKPOT $640 MILLION Draw Date: March30, 2012Cash Option: $462 Million
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:06 AM
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I stand by my previous statement.
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:09 AM
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346,500,000 after taxes in Kali



I want it all!!!
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:19 AM
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Say no to the annuity payments.!
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I honestly would take the cash option and just live off the interest.

I'd own a modest house in a good neighborhood, I'd keep the Elantra and probably add a new Grand Cherokee Overland Summit and a Genesis Coupe to the garage. For my toys, I'd get some warehouse space and store the nice cars away from the house to keep up the illusion that I'm not filthy stinking rich. I was thinking Aston Martin DBS Volante, Rolls-Royce Phantom, Porsche 911 Turbo and a few others; nothing too extravagant.

I'd take some time for myself and drive the Elantra to every corner in the country, taking about three months to see it all on back roads and hit up the national parks and monuments. Then I'd come back home and probably take up an easy, part-time job just for something to do.
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I think I'll have enough to buy the sovereign nation of South Carolina and declare war of Georgia and North Carolina.
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:39 AM
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I'll try to buy my own island cause I wouldn't want to deal with everyone asking for handouts.

I'd of course have a daily shipment of fresh sluts everyday
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I guess I'm the only one being serious here.....or I'm the only one with money management skills.
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I would buy my aunt a new car and send my mom to Italy for a month....
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You actually think I'm being serious?

Well half serious about the sluts....
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The sad part is, people are probably dropping thousands into this and still won't win.
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640 now, got 20 more tickets. Damn 24m a year
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:55 PM
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You know what's funny? if someone from AZ won lotto for real, no one would believe them
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:56 PM
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people do that in Atlantic Shitty for lesser jackpots.
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I guess I'm the only one being serious here.....or I'm the only one with money management skills.
Perhaps - but even at a modest .8% interest on your ~300 million dollars - thats still over 2 MILLION a year you will get. Without ever touching the principal.

It's just such a staggering amount - It's almost impossible for any normal person to fully comprehend it all. Especially when it just shows up on your lap out of no where.

You can put 100 million into stocks that pay 3-6% dividends - thats around ~5million there.

It's really just insane.
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20k - that's an "OK" week in Vegas.
I would be thrilled to win that in Vegas!
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